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El Scandelouse
Jan 10, 2003

Love, Drunkchat.

Smiling Jack posted:

in my spare time I volunteer at soup kitchens and do KKK registration drives you guys might want to go out and try poo poo that has actual tangible positive effects on the world

FTFY

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I'm not a police officer in the United States in 2019, that's a pretty positive effect I think.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

My bad I forgot nypd only chokes people to death or rapes them in the back of the squad car.

Sorry for lumping you guys in with the bad ones.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


Democratic Socialist actually, but don't let me stop you from just flat out making poo poo up


hey is the fact that the NYPD is by far one of the most diverse employers in America also annoy the poo poo outta you guys?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

colachute posted:

And that’s a problem people have with cops, specifically. That they are needlessly antagonistic. You don’t have to be antagonizing people, but you choose to.



90% of people interacting online do this.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Grem posted:

90% of people interacting online do this.

I think a cop being purposely antagonistic by being exactly what people complain about might be different than some rando shitposting in YouTube comments.

El Scandelouse
Jan 10, 2003

Love, Drunkchat.

Smiling Jack posted:

Democratic Socialist actually, but don't let me stop you from just flat out making poo poo up


hey is the fact that the NYPD is by far one of the most racist employers in America also annoy the poo poo outta you guys?

FTFY

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

colachute posted:

I think a cop being purposely antagonistic by being exactly what people complain about might be different than some rando shitposting in YouTube comments.

It's not.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Grem posted:

It's not.

I have a reinforced negative opinion of cops because a cop is being purposely antagonistic, which is a chief complaint about cops.

It is.

SmallpoxJenkins
Jul 9, 2012


I feel like you keep trying to paint the NYPD as the bastion of Good Cops nationwide, and that notion is just laughable.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

colachute posted:

I have a reinforced negative opinion of cops because a cop is being purposely antagonistic, which is a chief complaint about cops.

It is.

Sounds like a you problem.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Grem posted:

Sounds like a you problem.

Sounds like you want to talk me through it.

Do you have any advice?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Sure man, most people will respond to anonymous antagonistic behavior in a similar way. Witnessing that can be traumatic, sure, but it often has very little to do with what a person really thinks. Letting a keyhole view, and a skewed keyhole at that, affect your world view isn't very healthy, as you're at the whim of another person's choice of expression. Being traumatized by how one person reacts when called a KKK recruiter is no way to live, Cole.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I'd post a lot more but I'm picking up a date in a few minutes and I just ripped some serious rear end in my car and I'm kind of panicking.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Grem posted:

Sure man, most people will respond to anonymous antagonistic behavior in a similar way. Witnessing that can be traumatic, sure, but it often has very little to do with what a person really thinks. Letting a keyhole view, and a skewed keyhole at that, affect your world view isn't very healthy, as you're at the whim of another person's choice of expression. Being traumatized by how one person reacts when called a KKK recruiter is no way to live, Cole.

You’re being overly condescending so don’t be traumatized by how I react.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

colachute posted:

I think a cop being purposely antagonistic by being exactly what people complain about might be different than some rando shitposting in YouTube comments.

Yeah totally man, I mean it's not like he was engaging with real answers for pages and was trying to have a real conversation, but kept getting poo poo on repeatedly by dipshits doing nothing but shitposting so he decided all of the effort posts weren't actually worth the effort because all the responses all boiled down to "lol doesn't matter ur still stupid cop."

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Bored As gently caress posted:

Yeah totally man, I mean it's not like he was engaging with real answers for pages and was trying to have a real conversation, but kept getting poo poo on repeatedly by dipshits doing nothing but shitposting so he decided all of the effort posts weren't actually worth the effort because all the responses all boiled down to "lol doesn't matter ur still stupid cop."

We already addressed that. If you can’t change their minds, reinforce their opinion.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

colachute posted:

We already addressed that. If you can’t change their minds, reinforce their opinion.

My opinion of you is being reinforced pretty strongly so I guess congrats

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Be careful Cole, he might fear for his life

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

colachute posted:

We already addressed that. If you can’t change their minds, reinforce their opinion.

Do you even realize you're at the heart of the shitstorm? I legit can't tell if you're even aware that half the cops' shitposting is replying to your bullshit.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

If my legacy in the cop thread is being the biggest rear end in a top hat to cops in the cop thread, I’m cool with that.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

colachute posted:

If my legacy in the cop thread is being the biggest rear end in a top hat to cops in the cop thread, I’m cool with that.

I would prefer if you dialed it back a bit. "Open scorn" is preferable to "I'm making GBS threads my pants so I can fish it out and fling it at you."

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Smiling Jack posted:

actually possible on a local level but I'm sure your white hot internet posts are making more of a difference

What's your eta on that then playboy?

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
Apparently this is now the poop thread. Cause if either of you to think your going to change the others opinion lol.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Actually yo, I got caught up and think the lot of you are on that loving crack.

Smiling Jack: standing offer to do lunch or some poo poo in January, on me. Mabel's BBQ or whatever the gently caress you wanna do. It's easy to talk poo poo on these here internets, but you live in my city and I'd like to sit down with you. Just once, just once. No drama, you'll get a fair shake from me. Let me know my dude.

The rest of yall are as hilarious as antibiotic resistant gonorrhea. How you fuckers managed to shitpost so hard and virulently that I wanna meet a cop just to confirm shitbagness or a lack thereof is beyond me, but gj these last two pages. Bravo loving Zulu dickheads. Bravo loving Zulu.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Viva Miriya posted:

Actually yo, I got caught up and think the lot of you are on that loving crack.

Smiling Jack: standing offer to do lunch or some poo poo in January, on me. Mabel's BBQ or whatever the gently caress you wanna do. It's easy to talk poo poo on these here internets, but you live in my city and I'd like to sit down with you. Just once, just once. No drama, you'll get a fair shake from me. Let me know my dude.

The rest of yall are as hilarious as antibiotic resistant gonorrhea. How you fuckers managed to shitpost so hard and virulently that I wanna meet a cop just to confirm shitbagness or a lack thereof is beyond me, but gj these last two pages. Bravo loving Zulu dickheads. Bravo loving Zulu.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

*watches a video of a cop getting away with giving a nine year old girl a headshot*

Good sir I would like to buy you a dinner on me.

How dare you ghouls antogonize these HEROES of our great capitalist society. :mad:

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

ruddiger posted:

*watches a video of a cop getting away with giving a nine year old girl a headshot*

Good sir I would like to buy you a dinner on me.

How dare you ghouls antogonize these HEROES of our great capitalist society. :mad:

Jesus this thread is loving dogshit wtf

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ruddiger posted:

*watches a video of a cop getting away with giving a nine year old girl a headshot*

Good sir I would like to buy you a dinner on me.

How dare you ghouls antogonize these HEROES of our great capitalist society. :mad:

You're aware it wasn't the same cop because I get the feeling you aren't

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You're aware it wasn't the same cop because I get the feeling you aren't

An observation worthy of a steak dinner. Viva Miriya, better reserve another seat.

You guys are owning me like I was a nine year old girl caught in your crosshairs.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Dec 22, 2019

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Godholio posted:

At any time, you can pretend you're talking to actual other human beings..

But hes not, hes talking to a cop, who treats every response the same way that every cop is accused of treating people while claiming to be a Good One.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

iwentdoodie posted:

But hes not, hes talking to a cop, who treats every response the same way that every cop is accused of treating people while claiming to be a Good One.

I am not a cop.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ruddiger posted:

An observation worthy of a steak dinner. Viva Miriya, better reserve another seat.

You guys are owning me like I was a nine year old girl caught in your crosshairs.

i'm from nz idiot guns are illegal

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007


Smdftb white boy

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

ruddiger posted:

*watches a video of a cop getting away with giving a nine year old girl a headshot*

Good sir I would like to buy you a dinner on me.

How dare you ghouls antogonize these HEROES of our great capitalist society. :mad:

The rear end in a top hat who did that should be turned into a loving science project. That make you feel better?

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Like, I don't give a gently caress about cops for the most part. Like 99% don't give a gently caress. Most these motherfuckers can suck a fat one. This one dude I'll check out, if he even has the balls to take me up on it. And notice I said fair shake, not blind acceptance of whatever comes out this motherfucker's mouth. That said, if you are so vexed, come see me in Brownsville, Brooklyn. I look forward to washing you and your bullshit, and I don't mean with soap and water.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Smiling Jack posted:

0, out of 33,000 NYPD officers I think we've had like 18 this year and I wasn't there for any of them so

sorry about your assumptions you made an rear end out of u and mumption


Smiling Jack posted:

the entire 33,000 member NYPD in a city of 8+ million people shot 4 dogs last year so no

again, sorry that my reality doesn't reflect what twitter has taught you

Assuming you haven't taken the break from the forums yet, imma need you to come through w some sources. Citations definitely needed here. I'll do my part and boot up ye olde academic database and see wtf i can find, because these posts peaked my interest.

We'll see if your claims hold up b. We're gonna see.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

ruddiger posted:

An observation worthy of a steak dinner. Viva Miriya, better reserve another seat.

You guys are owning me like I was a nine year old girl caught in your crosshairs.

Sure, how do you feel about jamaican food? We can go to East New York. Then I can rob you of everything, including your tighty whities, shoes, and socks, dump some jerk chicken and rice on your chest, and leave you in this freezing rear end cold butt rear end naked. Then I'll go enjoy my dinner for one. How's that fam?

Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Dec 22, 2019

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

This conversation reminds me of a couple years back when I came back to Chicago to visit and some old Italian ex-cop pulled a gun on me while I was getting a haircut and all his young current cop buddies had a good and hearty laugh, and when I posted about it some cop lover here said I probably deserved it (because getting a haircut is a criminal offense).

Thanks for backing our boys in blue, fellow goons, you’re making a difference! See you when another cop skates free after turning another little kid’s head into a can of spilled spaghetti-o’s.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Dec 22, 2019

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Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

ruddiger posted:

This conversation reminds me of a couple years back when I came back to Chicago to visit and some old Italian ex-cop pulled a gun on me while I was getting a haircut and all his young current cop buddies had a good and hearty laugh, and when I posted about it some cop lover here said I probably deserved it (because getting a haircut is a criminal offense).

Thanks for backing our boys in blue, fellow goons, you’re making a difference! See you when another cop skates free after turning another little kid’s head into a can of spilled spaghetti-o’s.

Why don't you ambush a few about it instead of making gbs tier shitposts?

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