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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:That's so loving cool. I wish I was with your dad at that moment. Just me and your dad, passed out on a field of rye, drunk on rye. A fuckin dream I tell you They don't grow crops there anymore. Possibly because of contamination, possibly because of bankruptcy. I don't know. Dad sleeps in a bed nowadays, which is lame.
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Mooey Cow posted:lol if you think the US military have these super advanced new physics types of propulsion, without doing nothing with it except confuse people for decades. 
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Duh. Didn't you play Perfect Dark?!
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I seriously don't understand the aversion to saying "the people who say they got abducted are almost all lying" because that's what's going on there it's no loving mystery and we don't need to dig for alternative plausible theories. Sure maybe 99% of abductions are people lying for attention or to sell books, but that still leaves a lot of abductees whose stories can only be explained by mental illness or sleep paralysis. So what about, uhhh... oh.
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I wish I could sell my rear end to big alien.  poo poo it doesn't even need to be the outer space kind
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My grandma claimed to have seen an honest to goodness UFO in the late 50's that looked like a cigar shaped thing in the night sky. She swore up and down it wasn't a blimp but who the gently caress knows it was probably just a blimp grandma come on. She was a cool lady tho and normally intelligent and not prone to making poo poo up so who the gently caress knows what she saw
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I saw a weather balloon come down as a kid and it was very UFO-like.
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What the gently caress does a weather balloon even do? They raise more questions than they answer
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Big Beef City posted:lol it was a blimp Keep lying to yourself if it helps you sleep at night. Didn't you see it take off to the left at impossible speeds? I mean unless the plane shooting the film suddenly turned to the right, but the military doesn't have the technology to turn planes side to side.
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Icochet posted:What the gently caress does a weather balloon even do? I presume they make weather??
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Military like "no UFOs" and public says "Dont lie!!" Decades later military says "maybe UFOs", public says "Dont lie!!!" Some guy says, crop circles. I admire them for not being a joyless internet buzzkill. I hope they enjoy crop circles.
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When I was a kid I thought someone threw one of those spiral nerf footballs over the roof of the rowhouses behind me but that fuckin thing just kept going until I couldn't see it anymore. Maybe it was a UFO or maybe it was a nerf football thrown by someone who was really really really strong.
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Icochet posted:What the gently caress does a weather balloon even do? They eat chemtrails and poop tornadoes.
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Necros posted:When I was a kid I thought someone threw one of those spiral nerf footballs over the roof of the rowhouses behind me but that fuckin thing just kept going until I couldn't see it anymore. Maybe it was a UFO or maybe it was a nerf football thrown by someone who was really really really strong. Did you just need glasses?
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Big Beef City posted:Did you just need glasses? No I have good eyes but its possible a strong wind came in from the atlantic and blew some fumes from Dundalk over my neighborhood giving me some kind of mental deficiency.
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ANUSTART posted:Military like "no UFOs" and public says "Dont lie!!"
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I hope the aliens are socialists.
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They don't believe in private property of your butthole haha
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My greatest fear is that aliens show up and want to talk to whoever made Voyager and there's a misunderstanding
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seeing Starlink by spacex without knowing it was a thing and being real drunk at 1am made me thought i'd seen a legit UFO. was disappointing to learn the truth after i woke up
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Colonel Cancer posted:They don't believe in private property of your butthole haha Nice
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Plumps posted:Got a link to the video(s)? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuvqAUxzY4 They're only really interesting in the context of the eyewitness accounts and radar tracking that go along with them. Flir has at least 4 pilots who flew around with the object, weeks worth of unusual radar tracking and then the infra-red video. Gimbal is associated with radar stuff, including a set of smaller objects that flew around in a v formation that is mentioned in the audio, assumed to be the cube-inside-a-sphere objects eye-witnessed multiple times by pilots around the time. GoFast is the most impressive looking but based on the instruments in the video the object is likely moving slowly much closer to the jet than it seems, although it's still not entirely explainable and was taken either the same day as Gimbal or very close to.
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lmao at the credulous idiots that are compelled by that footage
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A scientist upon seeing some weird poo poo like the Hessdalen lights: Huh, I have no idea what that is, we should investigate that! The Internet Skeptic, skimming an article about it: No need lads, I've already solved the mystery! When I close my eyes and walk head-first into walls I often see lights. It's that.
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Did we accept meditation as being important to mental health before or after the western science men said it was OK?
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Funky See Funky Do posted:lmao at the credulous idiots that are compelled by that footage Anybody can make a video clip in an hour, video alone doesn’t prove anything even if it shows a UFO stop and come in for a closeup. What is noteworthy is that the video is almost certainly real: it documents events with many witnesses and supporting instrument data, and was reviewed by the Pentagon without finding any evidence of fabrication or instruments not in agreement. The whole encounter is the big deal, not just the infrared video.
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I always thought crop circles looked cool, not aliens though. You do you, drunk farmer dudes.
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Ratios and Tendency posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuvqAUxzY4 Thanks for the link, fairly sure ive seen those. This is what gets me about this stuff - a lot of people have a lot of stories and say we captured this amazing stuff on camera, then the footage shows nothing extraordinary at all, but 'hey totally believe us we only released the boring bit of the tape for some reason'. If you claim you've got the good stuff on tape you better show it or im not going to believe anything you say. One sectoid skull. A charred snakeman torso segment. Anything. Having said that my best guess as to what some of these things are is some type of electronic warfare projection that can create a radar and/or visual image using lasers or something and some guy is sitting at his desk moving his mouse around making it look like its doing phsically impossible things. The rest are probably aliens.
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The entire thing hinges on the credibility of the US navy. I say they have none and in 50 years were gonna find out they spend $100 million dollars in some dumbass attempt to get more funding.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The entire thing hinges on the credibility of the US navy. I say they have none and in 50 years were gonna find out they spend $100 million dollars in some dumbass attempt to get more funding. The US military isn't hurting for funds nor do they need to beg for more funding Even by internet skeptic standards you're not very good at this
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Sir we've conducted some research that shows that like 60% of americans are abject morons and thinks aliens are real and did 911. Colonel put together some footage and tell congress we need a trillion dollars to fight this UFO menace
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Kazak posted:The US military isn't hurting for funds nor do they need to beg for more funding lmao yeah no you're right the US military and subsidiaries don't lobby for more money all the time They're responsible organizations that realize that they have enough to to the job they're tasked with and are happy with that.
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Da navy need more money to fight aliens is a bad conspiracy very dumb thought
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Funky See Funky Do posted:lmao yeah no you're right the US military and subsidiaries don't lobby for more money all the time They just ask for more money and get it. "Secret Government Fundraiser Hoax Video" is a new explanation for the videos I've never heard before, I'll give you that Edit: sometimes they don't even ask they just get more
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