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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Oscar Isaac owns and I love him in Ex Imploded into nothingness also known as ‘being flawed and loving up’
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 00:07 |
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Presenting Nipples posted:Imploded into nothingness also known as ‘being flawed and loving up’ Yeah, but he did absolutely nothing of merit in the movie after the bombing run intro and was given such wonderful material as your mom crank calls and making mean faces at Holdo. Totally wasted in his parallel plotline during TLJ just like Boyega too.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 00:11 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Yeah, but he did absolutely nothing of merit in the movie after the bombing run intro and was given such wonderful material as your mom crank calls and making mean faces at Holdo. Totally wasted in his parallel plotline during TLJ just like Boyega too. that's one thing this movie handled better
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 00:12 |
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boring dogshit, I left an hour ago and I can barely remember a thing
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 00:15 |
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Skeletome posted:boring dogshit, I left an hour ago and I can barely remember a thing But enough about your posts
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 00:20 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Yeah, but he did absolutely nothing of merit in the movie after the bombing run intro and was given such wonderful material as your mom crank calls and making mean faces at Holdo. Totally wasted in his parallel plotline during TLJ just like Boyega too. How was the bomb run ‘of merit’?
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 00:22 |
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Rinkles posted:Am i alone in not totally hating it? No. It was a fine space wizard movie. Middle of the pack-ish. Some bad flaws but :thatsstarwars:
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 00:24 |
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Rinkles posted:Am i alone in not totally hating it? Mark Kermode waffled about not hating it in his podcast, so at least one other person is like you.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 00:39 |
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Rinkles posted:Am i alone in not totally hating it? Not even close You just lose epeen for liking things It was good. Some minor details were bad, could have used a final rewrite, but the overall arc was fine, the big set pieces were gorgeous and it was great fun if you let it be
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 00:46 |
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Rinkles posted:Am i alone in not totally hating it? Not at all
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 00:50 |
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Rinkles posted:Am i alone in not totally hating it?
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 00:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJSuVcparI
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 01:07 |
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99.9999% sure audiences would have appreciated my treatment more. . .
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 01:18 |
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Blistex posted:99.9999% sure audiences would have appreciated my treatment more. . . Arooo?
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 01:31 |
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Tunicate posted:of all the things in the movie they could complain are too coincidental, they go for 'the protagonists find the corpse of the guy they're looking for in a dangerous cave right next to where he parked his spaceship'? Seems a bit more coincidental that nobody stole and scrapped the spaceship over the X amounts of years it was parked there in perfect working condition. JazzFlight posted:Not only did I not hate it, I thought it was really, really good and a perfect end to the new trilogy. I don’t think that’s the common goon or critic consensus, but there’s my vote regardless. Congrats on not being the standard goon/critic pseudo-intellectual misanthropist.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 01:50 |
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Rinkles posted:Am i alone in not totally hating it? It was ok for what it was. The Disney Star Wars have been all different flavors of really bad movies, but this was the best of the lot and I increasingly feel like the others weren’t close.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 01:53 |
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Divine Styler posted:Seems a bit more coincidental that nobody stole and scrapped the spaceship over the X amounts of years it was parked there in perfect working condition. is it possible to not like the movies without being a “pseudo-intellectual misanthropist” or is liking a Star Wars movie a prereq to bring a real-intellectual misanthropist
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 01:59 |
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Torquemada posted:Mark Kermode waffled about not hating it in his podcast, so at least one other person is like you. He's been doing this a lot over the past few years with movies that are mostly just forgettable rubbish (Avengers, etc) and he rants a lot less in general. Maybe he's just tired of getting yelled at by irate manchildren about movies that he clearly doesn't give a toss about one way or the other. Hopefully it's not because BBC told him to tone it down, I miss his rants.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 02:27 |
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Lol, if you liked this movie you have very low standards but are primed to ingest whatever poo poo Disney will continue to pump out. At least you’ll have big flashing lights to enjoy while you turn off your brain. I love that Disney has managed to make movie reviews partisan and people will defend trash to own the effeminate, elite movie reviewers.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 03:24 |
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Lol yeah sure guy
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 03:27 |
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Being able to enjoy a dumb space action movie on its limited merits to own the libs
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 03:28 |
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ROS was really bad even for a dumb space wizard action movie tho.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 03:37 |
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I disagree, and absolutely not from any desire to own 'effeminate, elite reviewers'!!
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 03:46 |
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Lol if you think any Disney Star Wars is actually good besides Rogue One and The Mandalorian
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 03:51 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Lol if you think any Disney Star Wars is actually good besides the scene in the Holiday Special where grandpa wookie watches VR porn
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 03:55 |
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Do people on these movies sign ndas? So all the production dog poo poo is never aired in public
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 03:55 |
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so did the movie do a time travel plot like RLM thought it might or was what they went with even dumber
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 03:57 |
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toggle posted:Do people on these movies sign ndas? So all the production dog poo poo is never aired in public Yes but it's not indefinite and even before they expire the public zeitgeist could change in their favor making it not worth the trouble to sue.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 03:59 |
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Since it's over and done with, can I just say how incredibly disappointed I am that the trilogy wasn't a Rey-Poe-Finn-Kylo road movie? The original setup is almost perfectly Oz, if you have to copy something shot for shot. A coward, a heartless bastard, a brainless hunk and an outsider to pull them all together in a fantastic journey. Or something, because this was crap and I'm surprisingly angry at how garbage it all was. The gently caress were you hacks at Disney thinking? The wasted potential boggles the mind.
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olives black posted:so did the movie do a time travel plot like RLM thought it might or was what they went with even dumber Nothing that interesting or wild. It's boring video game/YA novel poo poo
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 04:22 |
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It's really something to see someone like JJ Abrams demonstrate that he has absolutely no writing talent whatsoever, then look at his IMDB page and see many more writing credits off in the future.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 04:25 |
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Maybe they will Trevorrow him and fire him from future projects. But then he’ll just say Disney made him make the movie poo poo and thus much poo will be flung.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 04:39 |
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Blistex posted:It's really something to see someone like JJ Abrams demonstrate that he has absolutely no writing talent whatsoever, then look at his IMDB page and see many more writing credits off in the future. Brett Ratner and Michael Bay are both near perpetually employed in Hollywood and make Abrams look like Scorsese in comparison. Big budget studio films suck hard as an institution.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 04:47 |
TheIncredulousHulk posted:Nothing that interesting or wild. It's boring video game/YA novel poo poo oh so you mean something perfectly made for their target audience that isn’t a bunch of posters on a dead gay forum?
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 05:16 |
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where's the chewbacca movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYln9tIiXzg
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 05:20 |
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https://twitter.com/HazelMonforton/status/1208775125274910720?s=20
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 05:24 |
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My favorite thing about this new movie is how it makes the message of all Star Wars be that the only thing that matters is family pedigree. gently caress those poor dirt farmers like Luke and literal slave Anakin. The evilest villian of them all kills your whole family then his offspring steals your name. Turns out you were worthless the whole time poor people. Haha oops. This should have been called Star Wars: The Last Eight Movies Don't Matter
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 05:42 |
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Just saw. Too many side quests Diads are dumb but the secret Sith megamind owns
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 06:18 |
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50% of the problems with the film are a byproduct of "Carrie Fischer died and we have to work around that". The rest is mystery box bullshit.
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# ? Dec 23, 2019 06:22 |
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TK-42-1 posted:oh so you mean something perfectly made for their target audience that isn’t a bunch of posters on a dead gay forum? It doesn't really seem that way though. Even outside here responses have been not particularly positive. I wouldn't be surprised if it really starts to eat poo poo next weekend
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