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The MUMPSorceress posted:This gag stopped being funny a long long time ago Sez you.
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The MUMPSorceress posted:This gag stopped being funny a long long time ago yeah you're probably right it never struck me as transphobic because the humor is in how wildly different the two readings are rather than what those readings are but i suppose it's treading the line a bit
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The URL's also been hyphenated from day one, so the joke depends on misreading it on purpose. (The unhyphenated version did resolve for a while, but was never the canonical domain.)
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:You're missing the point. People aren't taking issue with their approach for working out which year the week falls into. They're taking issue with the choice to make YYYY = "this week's year" instead of "today's year". You have a specific date that you want the year component of so you use YYYY because it seems like the sensible choice after MM/DD. But instead you're given the year for tomorrow's date. It's pretty clear that this is unintuitive behaviour (made worse by the fact that it will appear to be working correctly right up until those couple of days where it doesn't). Just to clarify, yyyy in lowercase gives you to the expected behaviour.
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Xik posted:"I work in IT at [workplace]" is enough for 98% of folks, I find it hard to believe anyone gives a poo poo what type of computer touching you do. i say "software developer" so that if anyone asks me if i can fix their $device, i can respond with something like "whoa buddy, i make the bugs. i can't fix them" it is entirely possible that this scenario could occur one day
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I say software developer so that if anyone asks me to help assemble a cabinet or something I can tell them I don't do hardware.
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Sagacity posted:That depends. Did your bugs kill anyone? I have no confirmed kills but dozens of safety issue bugs that had to be handled through capas and a couple of lawsuits. Nothing I've hosed up in my medical software career has caused a recall yet.
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redleader posted:i say "software developer" so that if anyone asks me if i can fix their $device, i can respond with something like "whoa buddy, i make the bugs. i can't fix them" I feel like the 'random people I meet keep asking me to fix their stuff' days are long over. Everyone has figured out someone in their life that can fix their poo poo or how to get to geek squad because they rely on electronics enough that they have to.
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"Computer programmer? You must be good with computers then, can you look at my phone and" "Software engineer? I don't know what that is but it sounds complicated and boring, let's talk about me now"
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:I have no confirmed kills Imagine the Chris Kyle of software development writing a best selling book.
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elite_garbage_man posted:Imagine the Chris Kyle of software development writing a best selling book. If I Debugged It
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American Typer
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It's not that far off, since the baby just got stubbed out due to deadlines.
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Scrum Team Six
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:You're missing the point. People aren't taking issue with their approach for working out which year the week falls into. They're taking issue with the choice to make YYYY = "this week's year" instead of "today's year". You have a specific date that you want the year component of so you use YYYY because it seems like the sensible choice after MM/DD. But instead you're given the year for tomorrow's date. It's pretty clear that this is unintuitive behaviour (made worse by the fact that it will appear to be working correctly right up until those couple of days where it doesn't). Oh, meh. Every date formatting library I've ever encountered has made at least three weird decisions along these lines. Just use one of the standard ones like the objectively best ISO-8601 which is usually special-cased in formatter libraries worth using, eg DateTime.ToString("o") in .Net. If something specifies a non-standard format, there really need to be tests because, woops!, now you're hand-rolling serialization formatting and you need to be careful when handling poop.
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https://twitter.com/java/status/1208786819564888066 Looks like Oracle is getting ready to enter the 21st century.
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Well, is it better than mongo drivers from npm?
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nielsm posted:Well, is it better than mongo drivers from npm? Can you name anything that isn’t?
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Carbon dioxide posted:https://twitter.com/java/status/1208786819564888066 I like that the indentation is broken.
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Soricidus posted:Can you name anything that isn’t? A rat's anus?
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 03:43 |
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npm: slightly better then a rat's rear end
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Xik posted:npm: it really whips the rat's rear end ftfy
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Carbon dioxide posted:https://twitter.com/java/status/1208786819564888066 This is still Oracle we're discussing, so this is probably just an opening move for a future lawsuit.
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Foxfire_ posted:A rat's anus? Nah rat anuses are fine. don’t believe all the propaganda from the fat cat lobbyists, rats are good
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Foxfire_ posted:A rat's anus? Well if we were dev'ing under the banner of a rat's anus, I'd probably be less worried.
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quote:“One point for the team was to demonstrate that it could be done,” Chaillan said. He challenged the Air Force and its partners to get Kubernetes up and running on a jet in 45 days, and while that was as difficult as it sounds, the team met the goal and F-16s are now running three concurrent Kubernetes clusters, he said. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjZ4AZ7hRM0
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 14:59 |
So what you're saying is Kubernetes is both military-grade and aviation-grade software. Nice.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:CHANGES:
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 06:13 |
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If you look at the history of the sa forum software and want to get involved and make changes, you have to have something wrong with your brain. All your instincts as a software engineer should instruct you to run away screaming from that mess.
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 16:57 |
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Some people are masochists, and some are so desensitized to horror that the SA forums wouldn't even register on the worst thing they had to work on that day.
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 23:29 |
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Python 2 is gonna end up like COBOL https://twitter.com/11rcombs/status/1210696119035940864
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# ? Dec 28, 2019 00:03 |
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Python already ended up like COBOL at least as far as that famous Dijkstra quote goes
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Python 2 is gonna end up like COBOL The final patch was already scheduled for April 2020 to coincide with PyCon. Lots of people said it was dumb to put a patch out after the official EOL date and I guess they finally listened. Edit: looking back, my characterization was a little harsh but the basic facts are true susan b buffering fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Dec 28, 2019 |
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PHP is almost cheating, but come on https://twitter.com/memearcana/status/1210420348736266240?s=21
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https://hackaday.com/2019/12/23/slack-now-on-windows-3-1/
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# ? Dec 28, 2019 13:14 |
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Oh my god, Ray Paseur was one of the biggest, whiniest rear end in a top hat experts on Experts Exchange when I worked there. I did not expect to see his name pop up in here.
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CPColin posted:Oh my god, Ray Paseur was one of the biggest, whiniest rear end in a top hat experts on Experts Exchange when I worked there. I did not expect to see his name pop up in here. Why did you have an expert on assholes?
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tankadillo posted:PHP is almost cheating, but come on "Never use ==" is almost literally the first thing you're taught when you learn PHP.
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Doom Mathematic posted:"Never use ==" is almost literally the first thing you're taught when you learn PHP. lol
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Doom Mathematic posted:"Never use" is almost literally the first thing you're taught when you learn PHP.
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