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SatansOnion posted:I can’t tell whether “consuser” is a misspelling of “consumer” or if he’s trying to coin an entirely new word, and either way I could use a hug, a chair, and an iced tea about now Consumer-user (please don't let me be right. i don't want to be right about this) Edit: gently caress, I'm right. 
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SatansOnion posted:I cant tell whether consuser is a misspelling of consumer or if hes trying to coin an entirely new word, and either way I could use a hug, a chair, and an iced tea about now It is a portmanteu of "consumer" and "[app] user" e:fb
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Clockwork Sputnik posted:Consumer-user Hey, we can't be wrong all the time.
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Akratic Method posted:It is a portmanteu of "consumer" and "[app] user" which is odd, because in america, app consume you!
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Dec 21, 2019 02:16
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Currently unable to handle the consumer user portmanteau
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abigserve posted:If you had Dad Oil money and wanted to start a tech company, why not just start a tech company? I don't really understand any of this but there's something really charming about the garfetish in my mind.
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"consuser" was a good surprise in that article, but I also loved how he used "entergage" 5 times before explaining what it meant
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gently caress SNEEP posted:"consuser" was a good surprise in that article, but I also loved how he used "entergage" 5 times before explaining what it meant I cannot get enough of this man and his ideas.
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i'm pretty consused right now my consusion is occurring at an accelerating paste. maybe i need some god food
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Akratic Method posted:I am excited to be able to finally, numerically calculate how entergaged I am! actually that means your entergagement is INFINITE
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 Come entergage with us, Nathen
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SatansOnion posted:I can’t tell whether “consuser” is a misspelling of “consumer” or if he’s trying to coin an entirely new word, and either way I could use a hug, a chair, and an iced tea about now How about a nice Garfuccino?
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 Love me Feed me Dont leave me
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I kind of think Jim Davis might be hard up for cash... https://www.clickorlando.com/entert...k&ICID=ref_fark
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I kind of think Jim Davis might be hard up for cash... no he just literally gave power of attorney to a robot that signs anything you put under it sight unseen.
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Motherfucker posted:no he just literally gave power of attorney to a robot that signs anything you put under it sight unseen. So what you're saying is I can make the Garfield porno I've always dreamed of?
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:So what you're saying is I can make the Garfield porno I've always dreamed of? Look above, the Portuguese beat you to it.
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Mordja posted:Look above, the Portuguese beat you to it. That was burlesque. I'm talking the grossest, sweatiest, most ball slappingest porn. The kind of stuff you can smell through the screen.
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I kind of think Jim Davis might be hard up for cash... quote:Jim announced that he's going to put on weekly auctions all hand-painted Garfield comics made from 1978 to 2011. As Davis explained, he started drawing comics digitally using a graphics tablet in 2011. Older comics, still, were sealed in a climate-controlled safe and Davis had to figure out what to do with them. 1. Wine Cave 2. Garf Cave
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I kind of think Jim Davis might be hard up for cash... I think it's more like he contacted museums and stuff and nobody gives a poo poo about Garfield strips, so he's hoping the free market will solve his problem of storing his historic "art" so that future generations can "enjoy" it.
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:That was burlesque. I'm talking the grossest, sweatiest, most ball slappingest porn. The kind of stuff you can smell through the screen. I posted a lovingly handcrafted oil painting of Jon making sweet love to Garfield in the cursed images thread (tagged NWS) and got probed for it. It is one of the greatest injustices of our times.
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I'm really excited to see what the pipe comic sells for. Millions, surely.
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This man is easily dumber and worse at business than Doobie.
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He sure is rich as hell for a dumb at business guy who drew a bland comic.
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Mimesweeper posted:He sure is rich as hell for a dumb at business guy who drew a bland comic. That's the thing, he's very smart at business which is why the comic is so bland. GarfieldEats is a failure, but its very existence reminds everyone that Garfield exists and here we are, talking about a bland comic strip mascot through no effort from Jim Davis. It's not like he's the one sinking money into this insanity, after all.
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Mimesweeper posted:He sure is rich as hell for a dumb at business guy who drew a bland comic. Actually, Nathan does not draw the comic, he just gives Jim Davis a lot of money to use the Garfield brand
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This drawing of Garfield groping a lady is at $7 so far. https://comics.ha.com/itm/animation.../121952-19219.s
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When did they get a deep fryer? I don't remember seeing one when I was there. Also lol, why is there always only one person working there?
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Actually, Nathan does not draw the comic, he just gives Jim Davis a lot of money to use the Garfield brand Oh, that guy. Oops.
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I'm gonna be contrarian here but garfield isn't actually that bland within the realm of newspaper comics imo
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Korthal posted:When did they get a deep fryer? I don't remember seeing one when I was there. theres a 0% chance they actually have a deep fryer so my guess is its baked theres only one person working there because they get no business nathen, still available for consultation. $120k for 10 hours of consultation + 10 hours of strategy.
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GolfHole posted:theres a 0% chance they actually have a deep fryer so my guess is its baked Hmmm. But do you consult on increasing the entergagement levels of consusers??? Or just some dumb bullshit like selling products people want at reasonable prices?
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Actually, Nathan does not draw the comic, he just gives Jim Davis a lot of money to use the Garfield brand TBF Jim Davis doesn't draw Garfield either.
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abigserve posted:I'm gonna be contrarian here but garfield isn't actually that bland within the realm of newspaper comics imo Its true. Theres way worse than Garfield but who really feels like making GBS threads on the lockhorns or gasoline alley?
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Garfield does that thing where it's the same gag for a week or more at a time. Like Garfield smashing spiders, Garfield kicking Odie off the table, Garfield needs coffee, etc.
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Snowy posted:Its true. Theres way worse than Garfield but who really feels like making GBS threads on the lockhorns or gasoline alley? The Lockhorns is actually funny, screw you.
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Sailor Cat posted:The Lockhorns is actually funny, screw you. No gently caress you bad taste haver
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Comics fight! Comics fight! Comics fight!
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Yo mama likes Funky Winkerbean
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