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Palpatine has grandchildren. Confirmed gotta wife.
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why are nerds angry about thisbi thought it was just as star warsy as any other star wars. are they just mad because girl stronk and you dont see her things? yikes
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Dec 24, 2019 01:01
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For real though, he was at least like 50 at the start of Phantom Menace and a senator. At the very least he would've had a wife to help him get elected and at most he would've been banging the interns.
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Dec 24, 2019 01:01
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Palpy hosed that blue horned caterpillar senator guy that was always next to him.
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Dec 24, 2019 01:03
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Been thinking back over my childhood media preferences, and it's funny how much poo poo I lost interest in once I got a car. Things like Shenmue and KOTOR were great when I was 15 and the only interesting places I could walk/bike to in the Michigan exurbs were the library and mall. I've had my own car for long enough to get bored with the prospect of driving almost anywhere in this hell state, and I have even less interest in exploration when it's in a completely non-threatening video game or movie form. I get little out of movies or games that can't be bothered to have anything to say about society or the human condition. The sights and sounds of actors barely pretending to be interested in front of a blue screen are no longer acceptable stimuli for my dopamine dispensers. tl;dr if you like Star Wars then you need to get a fuckin job, nerd olives black fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Dec 24, 2019 |
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Dec 24, 2019 01:21
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Sourdough Sam posted:Palpy hosed that blue horned caterpillar senator guy that was always next to him. Gnarled driftwood cock absolutely turgid with midochlorians.
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Dec 24, 2019 01:21
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*palpatine voice* MAHHHYE WYFEEE
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Dec 24, 2019 01:28
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dudeness posted:For real though, he was at least like 50 at the start of Phantom Menace and a senator. At the very least he would've had a wife to help him get elected and at most he would've been banging the interns. it was the bald cylinder woman 
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Dec 24, 2019 01:29
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Force vibrating his entire milky white old man penis like the head of a hitachi magic wand
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Dec 24, 2019 01:32
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Ewan McGregor, leaving her apartment the minute he wakes up the next morning, “Sorry baby. Jedi code. No attachments, so....”
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Dec 24, 2019 01:33
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*Red Leader voice as I bust my space nut* "Negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."
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Dec 24, 2019 01:49
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Stimulating Watto's nose with undulating gyrating waves of tickling caress and firm grip until he releases...his slaves into my care
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Dec 24, 2019 01:59
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:*Red Leader voice as I bust my space nut* Into the garbage chute, flyboy
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Dec 24, 2019 02:06
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revwinnebago posted:Rey has the bring people back to life power. Palpatine was right. After how much of the basis of the story was on this being horse poo poo this healing touch bullshit really marked to me that they don’t care any more.
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Dec 24, 2019 02:08
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dudeness posted:For real though, he was at least like 50 at the start of Phantom Menace and a senator. At the very least he would've had a wife to help him get elected and at most he would've been banging the interns. Palpatine confirmed for a Clinton?
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Dec 24, 2019 02:12
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Sourdough Sam posted:Into the garbage chute, flyboy I don't care what you smell!
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Dec 24, 2019 02:13
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I don't care what you smell! You came in that thing? Eh... too easy
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Dec 24, 2019 02:32
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Sourdough Sam posted:You came in that thing? Eh... too easy He's got too much of his father in him.
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Dec 24, 2019 02:44
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*inarticulate Wookiee screaming*
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Dec 24, 2019 02:48
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Palp makes all his lovers call him The Senate in bed
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Dec 24, 2019 02:56
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Still laughing at the fact that Palpatine's son is just some random nameless bum without Force affinity and Rey is arbitrarily like the strongest Force user ever 
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Dec 24, 2019 03:19
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Still laughing at the fact that Palpatine's son is just some random nameless bum without Force affinity and Rey is arbitrarily like the strongest Force user ever Force sensitivity is a dominant gene. One would think Ben Solo is only ¹/2 as strong with the force. But every Skywalker child proves as strong, actually stronger than their parents. Kind of bullshit.
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Dec 24, 2019 03:30
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Still laughing at the fact that Palpatine's son is just some random nameless bum without Force affinity and Rey is arbitrarily like the strongest Force user ever The ONLY way this makes sense is that while Rey's dad was alive there were also a lot of jedi being trained at Luke's academy, so the force wasnt concentrated into one person. At the beginning of TFA most of the jedi have been killed by Kylo and his crew and Luke has abandoned the force so it latches onto Rey to counter Palpatine's or Kylo's growing power. Dumb but probably the only thing that makes some sense. Her dad might have been force sensitive, or scared to use his powers so his dad didnt find him, who knows? I'm positive we'll get some sort of comic about what happened with him at some point.
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Dec 24, 2019 03:35
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7th son of the 7th son is a forceror and this is why jedis don't gently caress
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Dec 24, 2019 03:35
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Colonel Cancer posted:7th son of the 7th son is a forceror and this is why jedis don't gently caress Ur a wizzard, heir Rey
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Dec 24, 2019 03:42
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olives black posted:Been thinking back over my childhood media preferences, and it's funny how much poo poo I lost interest in once I got a car. Things like Shenmue and KOTOR were great when I was 15 and the only interesting places I could walk/bike to in the Michigan exurbs were the library and mall. I've had my own car for long enough to get bored with the prospect of driving almost anywhere in this hell state, and I have even less interest in exploration when it's in a completely non-threatening video game or movie form. I get little out of movies or games that can't be bothered to have anything to say about society or the human condition. The sights and sounds of actors barely pretending to be interested in front of a blue screen are no longer acceptable stimuli for my dopamine dispensers. I, too, am insufferable.
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Dec 24, 2019 03:43
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Still laughing at the fact that Palpatine's son is just some random nameless bum without Force affinity and Rey is arbitrarily like the strongest Force user ever Sometimes these things skip a generation. Like hair color or musical talent.
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Dec 24, 2019 03:52
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Just Chamber posted:The ONLY way this makes sense is that while Rey's dad was alive there were also a lot of jedi being trained at Luke's academy, so the force wasnt concentrated into one person. At the beginning of TFA most of the jedi have been killed by Kylo and his crew and Luke has abandoned the force so it latches onto Rey to counter Palpatine's or Kylo's growing power. Dumb but probably the only thing that makes some sense. It could also just be bad writing.
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Dec 24, 2019 03:57
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Resting Lich Face posted:I, too, am insufferable. 
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Dec 24, 2019 03:59
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I saw some image macro thing of all the people from ROTJ and then summing up their story up until TFA. Like “Han solo was a failure of a husband and a father and then was killed by his son” “Luke has a misunderstanding with his nephew over almost killing him. He then dies distracting the main bad guy for one hour.” Etc Where can I find this work of art again please it may have been this thread even
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Dec 24, 2019 04:00
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duck trucker posted:It could also just be bad writing. Oh it is it's terrible. I'm just trying to think of the one thing that makes sense, like if say i was going to write the novelization of these movies or whatever. I dont think they thought it through at all. Some actual decent comic writer will probably have to fill in the gaps.
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Dec 24, 2019 04:03
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Sourdough Sam posted:You came in that thing? Eh... too easy The target shaft is only two meters wide.
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Dec 24, 2019 04:03
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Luke used to bullseye that back home
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Dec 24, 2019 04:05
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And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
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Dec 24, 2019 04:06
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poisonpill posted:Luke used to bullseye that back home That's why they called him "Biggs".
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Dec 24, 2019 04:09
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Lmao Burn so hard they should call you anakin
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Dec 24, 2019 04:14
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At least a couple of the comic beats were actually not overcooked. I got a sensible chuckle out of Ben pulling a lightsaber out of his hat when he was getting his rear end beat by the Knights and making a "yeah now what binch" kind of gesture.
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Dec 24, 2019 04:14
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My favorite part of the movie was Lando taking a moment to hit on the hot ex-stormtrooper lady a third of his age in the middle of the celebration scene.
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Dec 24, 2019 04:28
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Let's blow this guy and get out of here
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I lolled at the big vat of snokes. Palps needed a taller uglier version of himself to start the new empire. They had no idea what to do with that character.
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