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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - Counterpoint: you can have a lot of fun with gay balls, and
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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Milo and POTUS posted:

Oh my loving god

I think it was a goon in this thread that said it but "making people watch a snuff film to own the libs" sums that up pretty succinctly

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/GetDisneyPrime/status/1208858731364200448?s=19

* # ? Dec 23, 2019 18:38
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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Jasus Christ posted:

https://twitter.com/AndrewBellinger/status/1208479240255164417?s=19

Joke's on them, the card clearly says that he will abstain from practicing chastity in a way that could harm himself or his marriage.

Which is exactly what you'd expect from the "Save it, Abstinence!" education program.

* # ? Dec 23, 2019 18:42
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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/chickenpaprika/status/1208524350040633344?s=19

* # ? Dec 23, 2019 19:26
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Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster
I can't find the original but it's till a good tweet.
* # ? Dec 23, 2019 21:36
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1209126427880312832?s=19

* # ? Dec 23, 2019 22:04
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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Clockwork Sputnik posted:

I can't find the original but it's till a good tweet.



Here is the original

https://twitter.com/onlineryn/status/1207683323407077386

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/ChrisHewitt/status/1208823602734350336

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 00:40
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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisHewitt/status/1208823602734350336

The Righteous Gemstones just came out

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 00:51
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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1209126427880312832?s=19
21st Century "For sale: Baby Shoes. Never used."

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 01:01
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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

MizPiz posted:

https://twitter.com/chickenpaprika/status/1208524350040633344?s=19

Absolute drip, my mans is soaked

https://mobile.twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1209130585647730688

Don - thank's for youre allyship

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 01:26
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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/alyssalimp/status/945024065655443464?s=21

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 01:38
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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Check the replies for even better content

https://twitter.com/lolraid/status/1208247548881854464?s=19

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/gen_ironicus/status/1209292521953730560?s=21

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 03:26
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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

 https://twitter.com/benjamintassie/status/1208398399395024897?s=19

https://twitter.com/bibLEAHteca_/status/1208532677323833344?s=19

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Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Is this Frasier?

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 03:33
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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Tim Whatley posted:

https://twitter.com/benjamintassie/status/1208398399395024897?s=19

https://twitter.com/bibLEAHteca_/status/1208532677323833344?s=19

Onyx tray, are they conducting a Black Mass

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

zoux posted:

Onyx tray, are they conducting a Black Mass

No joke, this is what they are.
* # ? Dec 24, 2019 04:01
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cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Inceltown posted:

No joke, this is what they are.



That's much less exciting than what I was imagining.

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 04:09
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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Inceltown posted:

No joke, this is what they are.



It's just for eggs?

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 04:18
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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/leftatlondon/status/1208927910628737024?s=21

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 05:33
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Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

 https://twitter.com/KeesPros/status/1208974357189533701

dammit waluigi

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/trickstertao/status/1209156326644944896?s=20

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 05:49
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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1209336449679712261?s=19

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/HoratioSkald/status/1209302492330287104

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 07:22
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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

 He might not have won the presidency but I'm pretty sure he just won at life.

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 07:35
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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
His attempt to appeal to the common man is working

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 07:41
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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/anton_labae/status/1209336374140133376

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 08:03
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/anton_labae/status/1209336374140133376

It's like that cake for the kid who graduated Magna Cum Laude.

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 08:14
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/ItsPhetz/status/1209152528866136065?s=19

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 08:46
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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ken_keenan/status/1209211557726638082

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 09:40
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Katt
Nov 14, 2017

 https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1209407365084258304?s=20

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 10:50
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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/ItsPhetz/status/1209152528866136065?s=19

I don't even want to read the thread. I bet the bootlicker brigade is out in full force.


Katt posted:

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1209407365084258304?s=20

It's so damned good

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://mobile.twitter.com/el_fodongo/status/1209194306231250945

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Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1208917839156957184?s=21

http://www.findingmyrepublicangoddess.com

Holy poo poo indeed

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 16:46
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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
is this loss?

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Aggro posted:

https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1208917839156957184?s=21

http://www.findingmyrepublicangoddess.com

Holy poo poo indeed

This Clickhole choose-your-own-adventure has promise.

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 17:23
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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
I was waiting for the "no black people allowed" question and I admire the creativity to dogwhistle that hard

* # ? Dec 24, 2019 17:25
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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

 Dann, I thought he was open to helping me learn English because that meant I wasn't a slutty Western woman ruined by feminism.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
That has to be a poe

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