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psyman
Nov 1, 2008
Episodes 2 & 3 are actually quite good, at the very least the individual components are superior to the Disney films; story beats, planets and world-building, visual design, vehicles, warfare, robots etc. The failing is in the characters, interactions, excessive green screen/CGI in place of physical effects and a lot of rushed parts in Ep 3.

I have no shame in saying I love the whole design of the PT especially the clone army and their heavy vehicles, combining elements of the OT with modern aesthetics. It was a milestone for military science-fiction considering nothing much had happened in the genre since Aliens in 1986. I think bandwagon hate of the prequels is just dumb and makes you look like a philistine.

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Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
the philistines were, of course, far more culturally developed than their enemies would have them

psyman
Nov 1, 2008

Rutibex posted:

attack of the clones and revenge of the sith rule and are great movies. they are telling an actual logical story about the evolution of a galactic civilization. thats interesting! they are also visually stunning and well designed. every scene on Coruscant is amazing, it really pisses me off that we never see Coruscant once in the new trilogy. they also have extremely good soundtracks.

Rise of Skywalker crossed a threshold from sci-fi into fantasy. it doesnt even count as star wars any more it has become space Lord of the Rings

yes brother spread the word!

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

super sweet best pal posted:

It's the fault of every Rose fan who failed to buy several dozen Rose toys to make up for the mass exodus horrible nerds who buy toys and keep them in the package as an investment.

Disney's market research drones probably just decided that the asian woman / black guy romance didn't play well with Chinese movie audiences so they had her downplayed.

Disney already had John Boyega minimized on the Chinese TFA poster because they thought having a black character featured prominently might affect ticket sales.
https://twitter.com/raykwong/status/671786339327578112?s=20

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Hillary 2020 posted:

Someone wanted to film a cool cavalry charge for no particular reason. Then after they blow up the macguffin that defeats the Final Order all the horses evaporate and they retreat on foot.

They evaporated because they were force horses.

Forses.

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

Barudak posted:

Sheev telling his kid hes going down to the gas station to pick up some Snokes

*Cackles maniacally*

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Hillary 2020 posted:

Disney's market research drones probably just decided that the asian woman / black guy romance didn't play well with Chinese movie audiences so they had her downplayed.

Disney already had John Boyega minimized on the Chinese TFA poster because they thought having a black character featured prominently might affect ticket sales.
https://twitter.com/raykwong/status/671786339327578112?s=20

Oh right, can't forget China's racism.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Prequel apologists need to hyperspace jump back to CinD where they belong lmao

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
The main complaint I heard from Chinese people was that Rose is too ugly and fat.

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Moola posted:

Prequel apologists need to hyperspace jump back to CinD where they belong lmao

Ideally they Holdo maneuver into it

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Rutibex posted:

Rise of Skywalker crossed a threshold from sci-fi into fantasy. it doesnt even count as star wars any more it has become space Lord of the Rings

My understanding of Star Wars is that it has never been a Science Fiction property, merely a Space Fantasy property.

Someone with a better or more elegant understanding of the genre fiction can do it more justice, but basically as Sci-Fi is about asking questions. All the most timeless works of the genre seek to establish rules and ideas and then try to imagine what happens when those rules break or are otherwise disregarded.
“What if robots could reprogram themselves?” sort of stuff.

Star Wars in all of the movies never really does that. Nothing in 4-5-6 really ever question the status quo or flip things on their head, they just tell a very simple story of space wizards fighting with magic swords to overthrow an evil king. At no point does Star Wars challenge your expectations or invert this premise.

There’s nothing wrong with a fantasy story with Spaceships and Rancors instead of horses and dragons, but these movies were never about asking bold questions or exploring big ideas. Even the prequel trilogy, which explores bigger concepts like immaculate conception, Midichlorianz, and cloning never does anything even remotely interesting with those concepts.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

these films literally open with "once upon a time in the magic space kingdom," people

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Episodes II and III are the worst ones on account of extreme laziness in the film-making and just looking terrible. Episode I has the absolute worst script but that is partly because they weren't as loving lazy with it as they were with the next two so alot more just came up very, very wrong.

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

Star Wars has always been fantasy and lol if you thought otherwise. There's loving magic in it

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

My feeling toward prequel fans is that, to the extent they're not just being rank contrarians, they are people who seem more inclined toward giving a movie credit for simply including ideas rather than effectively dramatizing them. There's a place for the former and it's called a pamphlet

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Of all the dumb poo poo in the film, how the gently caress did kylo ben get to the planet at the end when the tie fighter he took from the death star have been established forever as not having a hyperdrive?

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Phantom Menace will always have a sweet spot in my heart because Darth Maul is the best villain in the series and no one has ever even come close in terms of being menacing and cool. All of Darth Vader's best characertization as a formidable opponent came like 30 years after the fact in video game cutscenes, he's lame as gently caress in the movies. Darth Maul is someone I could actually believe killed a temple full of jedi

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I will always respect the prequels for being awful in a very peculiar way, since they were shat out by the singularly visionary mind of one very lazy, very dumb manchild, rather than being awful in the blandest way possible, like the Disney sequels.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Just Chamber posted:

Ideally they Holdo maneuver into it

Holdo my beer!

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Bust Rodd posted:

My understanding of Star Wars is that it has never been a Science Fiction property, merely a Space Fantasy property.

Someone with a better or more elegant understanding of the genre fiction can do it more justice, but basically as Sci-Fi is about asking questions. All the most timeless works of the genre seek to establish rules and ideas and then try to imagine what happens when those rules break or are otherwise disregarded.
“What if robots could reprogram themselves?” sort of stuff.

Star Wars in all of the movies never really does that. Nothing in 4-5-6 really ever question the status quo or flip things on their head, they just tell a very simple story of space wizards fighting with magic swords to overthrow an evil king. At no point does Star Wars challenge your expectations or invert this premise.

There’s nothing wrong with a fantasy story with Spaceships and Rancors instead of horses and dragons, but these movies were never about asking bold questions or exploring big ideas. Even the prequel trilogy, which explores bigger concepts like immaculate conception, Midichlorianz, and cloning never does anything even remotely interesting with those concepts.

yeah you are correct that 4-5-6 are a space western. but the prequel trilogy actually departed from that and became genuine sci-fi. which is why i really like them. its the closest thing i will ever get to seeing a Foundation movie on the big screen :(

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

The prequels are terrible and Darth Maul is a loving void of a character.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Rutibex posted:

yeah you are correct that 4-5-6 are a space western. but the prequel trilogy actually departed from that and became genuine sci-fi. which is why i really like them. its the closest thing i will ever get to seeing a Foundation movie on the big screen :(

There's a bunch of genuine sci fi that has actual characters, drama and even ideas that they do stuff with.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Randarkman posted:

There's a bunch of genuine sci fi that has actual characters, drama and even ideas that they do stuff with.

yeah but it doesn't have as good of a soundtrack

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Randarkman posted:

Star wars are terrible and *character is a loving void of a character.
FTFY

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Rutibex posted:

yeah you are correct that 4-5-6 are a space western. but the prequel trilogy actually departed from that and became genuine sci-fi. which is why i really like them. its the closest thing i will ever get to seeing a Foundation movie on the big screen :(

"Spinning is the last trick of the incompetent."
-Salvor Hardin

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
"From my point of view, it is the Foundation that is evil!"
-Captain Han Pritcher

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

the prequels barely skirt scifi territory, with such questions as "what would an army of robots look like" and "what would an army of clones look like"

the prequels are just boring parliamentary procedural/ corporate takeover movies in a fantasy setting

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Kazak posted:

the prequels barely skirt scifi territory, with such questions as "what would an army of robots look like" and "what would an army of clones look like"

the prequels are just boring parliamentary procedural/ corporate takeover movies in a fantasy setting

There isn't really much actual corporate takeover or criticism of corporations/capitalism in the prequels. It's all just labels really, with no substance to it. We never see the Trade Federation do anything which explicitly identifies them with corporate interests really, we just assume they are because they're called the Trade Federation.

It's typical of the problem with the prequels and a good lesson that it's not enough to just have ideas, you kind of need to do something with them, most of all they should have a narrative purpose within the story (TLJ is guilty of this as well, especially with the MIC thing on the casino planet)

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

withak posted:

My favorite part of the movie was Lando taking a moment to hit on the hot ex-stormtrooper lady a third of his age in the middle of the celebration scene.

that was a spinoff hook and you also badly misread that scene

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Randarkman posted:

There isn't really much actual corporate takeover or criticism of corporations/capitalism in the prequels. It's all just labels really, with no substance to it. We never see the Trade Federation do anything which explicitly identifies them with corporate interests really, we just assume they are because they're called the Trade Federation.

It's typical of the problem with the prequels and a good lesson that it's not enough to just have ideas, you kind of need to do something with them, most of all they should have a narrative purpose within the story (TLJ is guilty of this as well, especially with the MIC thing on the casino planet)

I meant Palpatine's shadowy takeover of the senate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SSGsGdkJ2c

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

steinrokkan posted:

"Spinning is the last trick of the incompetent."
-Salvor Hardin

steinrokkan posted:

"From my point of view, it is the Foundation that is evil!"
-Captain Han Pritcher

:hmmyes:
this guy gets it. but the Jedi are clearly the Second Foundation

Rutibex fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Dec 24, 2019

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Rutibex posted:

yeah you are correct that 4-5-6 are a space western. but the prequel trilogy actually departed from that and became genuine sci-fi. which is why i really like them. its the closest thing i will ever get to seeing a Foundation movie on the big screen :(

Maybe watch Babylon 5 or Star Trek TNG, dude. Star Wars isn't genuine sci-fi ever.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Maybe watch Babylon 5 or Star Trek TNG, dude. Star Wars isn't genuine sci-fi ever.

And that's fine.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Randarkman posted:

The prequels are terrible and Darth Maul is a loving void of a character.

Yeah he has no characterization but he is a total badass and the best lightsaber fights in the entire series are all between him and Obi//Qui-Gon. It's not even close.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Bust Rodd posted:

Yeah he has no characterization but he is a total badass and the best lightsaber fights in the entire series are all between him and Obi//Qui-Gon. It's not even close.

It's not close, because the Luke/Vader fight in RotJ is way better and you actually care about what happens. The Empire fight is also better.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
The Maul/Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan fight is visually impressive as hell but yeah it would have been a lot better if Phantom gave us a reason to care about, you know, loving any of them. Maul is nothing, Qui-Gon is a piece of poo poo and Obi-Wan barely does enough in the movie to even be considered a main character, he's just kinda around in a lot of scenes looking mildly irritated.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
Dark Maul hated racism so much that he made himself into a devil monster man & dedicated himself to its eradication.

Meanwhile, Maz Kanata

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
were these movies supposed to be more than laser sword duels in space? i like laser sword duels in space

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Randarkman posted:

And that's fine.

Yes, it is very fine. Part of the many reasons why I love Star Wars is because it's a cheesy action-adventure fantasy thing with laser swords and weird alien creatures.

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Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Colonel Cancer posted:

Holdo my beer!

Forget it, that's a one in a million beer!

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