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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Are we certain that she hasn't sold the country to devils in exchange for Philip staying alive?

e:

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Dec 24, 2019

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gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Pablo Bluth posted:

I'm not sure he hasn't ready but the Queen's already recorded her speech and gently caress if she's going to replace it with recording an eulogy. Prop him up at the dinner table tomorrow then get a friendly doctor to call time of death next week.

haha, william just out of sight pulling strings attached to phil's limbs

Chuff McNothing
Sep 9, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/24/outcry-residents-london-bollo-brook-youth-centre-gentrification-coffee-shop

all i want for christmas is for house values to crash

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters




This is just round the corner for me and holy crap is it every benefit created and problem caused by regeneration in a nutshell. Good to see the Council sticking to their guns.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Bobby Deluxe posted:

I've been thinking about the mostly dumb idea of having a centrist presenting secret leftie as Labour leader.

I think we need to take advantage of 'its too complicaaated' melt psychology by masking the socialist policies in sesquipid prose. Make them so complicated to understand and explain that only leftists will see them.

Stuff like 'implemented via overton bell-curve, the redistribution of the landsraat acumen begins with DeMonaco-Lemercier socialities.' Use our own system of socialist dogwhistles for anything that's not going to poll well, like the tories do. Lefties will understand it, whereas the average voter and dumb journos who never read the manifestos will skip over it for the nice, easy to understand policies.

Meanwhile put forward sensible seeming, easy to understand, centrist leaning policies each with its own three-word-slogan. Court the press. Play the game. Get an attractive / ministerial-looking puppet candidate who's secretly taking policy advice from Corbyn & McDonnell.

I'm sure it's not this easy in practice or Labour would already be doing it.

Yeah, the idea that the press is a closed, neutral system that you just have to "play" with an appropriately sensible-sounding frontman is a fiction put about by the press themselves. You become sensible-sounding when the press want you to do well and become a childish, raving leftie when they don't. The press will write the obfuscation themselves when they want to and will literally lie about your policies when they don't.

Imo what would serve the left best would be a leader with absolute contempt for the press, who wasn't afraid to deliver messaging entirely through supportive left new media if needs be. Let people see that you aren't playing the game and they'll be more inclined to agree that you aren't getting a fair shake.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/DisIdealist/status/1206710635188363266

fascinating look at Labour's election campaign at the local level from my favourite place in the world, which includes the immortal line "Even on the Isle of Wight, where we only recently stopped believing electricity was witchcraft"

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish

I saw "ancient Greek" trending on Twitter and I assume it refers to this picture

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

Are we certain that she hasn't sold the country to devils bats in exchange for Philip staying alive?

e:

FTFY

Waiting for London to be kidnapped and placed into a subterranean sea.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal


Every part of this seems preferable to December's news.

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



josh04 posted:

Yeah, the idea that the press is a closed, neutral system that you just have to "play" with an appropriately sensible-sounding frontman is a fiction put about by the press themselves. You become sensible-sounding when the press want you to do well and become a childish, raving leftie when they don't. The press will write the obfuscation themselves when they want to and will literally lie about your policies when they don't.

Imo what would serve the left best would be a leader with absolute contempt for the press, who wasn't afraid to deliver messaging entirely through supportive left new media if needs be. Let people see that you aren't playing the game and they'll be more inclined to agree that you aren't getting a fair shake.

I think it's fair to say that Labour do have a language problem.

Would put good money that something like "We need to consider a new model of customer ownership for underperforming lines" would poll better than "We need to renationalise our ripoff railways." The later sounds dated and makes the back to the 70s thing an easy attack (please note, wrote this quickly).

I'm not letting the press off the hook here, I just think we need to sound new and exciting.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Sounds alright to me generally tbh, I'm not convinced london is real anyway, I've never seen it except on't telly.

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

fascinating look at Labour's election campaign at the local level from my favourite place in the world, which includes the immortal line "Even on the Isle of Wight, where we only recently stopped believing electricity was witchcraft"

This is a really strong analysis. All the data shows a good ground campaign can give you about 5%. What a difference that would have made in the red wall.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Zalakwe posted:

I think it's fair to say that Labour do have a language problem.

Would put good money that something like "We need to consider a new model of customer ownership for underperforming lines" would poll better than "We need to renationalise our ripoff railways." The later sounds dated and makes the back to the 70s thing an easy attack (please note, wrote this quickly).

I'm not letting the press off the hook here, I just think we need to sound new and exciting.

There is a marketing executive in your head. It must be destroyed.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Guavanaut posted:

Are we certain that she hasn't sold the country to devils in exchange for Philip staying alive?

e:

Look up at the sky, and if it’s stone and the government are now a group of bats, she probably has.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Language, Nick Timothy! :mad:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Beefeater1980 posted:

Look up at the sky, and if it’s stone
It's artex plaster, does that count?

Beefeater1980 posted:

and the government are now a group of bats, she probably has.
:hmmyes:

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

Zalakwe posted:

I think it's fair to say that Labour do have a language problem.

Would put good money that something like "We need to consider a new model of customer ownership for underperforming lines" would poll better than "We need to renationalise our ripoff railways." The later sounds dated and makes the back to the 70s thing an easy attack (please note, wrote this quickly).

I'm not letting the press off the hook here, I just think we need to sound new and exciting.

The language is entirely in the gift of the media; what does Labour's manifesto say about trains?

quote:

Labour will deliver improvements for
rail passengers by bringing our railways
back into public ownership, using
options including franchise expiry. This
will enable us to make fares simpler and
more affordable, rebuild the fragmented
railways as a nationally integrated
public service, cut the wastage of
private profit, improve accessibility for
disabled people, ensure safe staffing
levels and end driver-only operation.

Our publicly owned rail company
will steer network planning and
investments. It will co-ordinate
mainline upgrades, resignalling,
rolling stock replacement and major
projects. We will implement a full,
rolling programme of electrification.
Our model will ensure continuity of
skills, jobs and supply chain capacity
to reduce costs, improve productivity
and support the economic benefits of
Labour’s Green Industrial Revolution.

Notably absent: the word "nationalise". In fact, it's not used once in the entire manifesto.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
The twitter thread is worthless but there is enough in the article clip to show again how worthless Cameron is

https://twitter.com/eurorealist/status/1209036707376619520?s=19

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:

It's artex plaster, does that count?

Beware the asbestos content

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

OwlFancier posted:

Sounds alright to me generally tbh, I'm not convinced london is real anyway, I've never seen it except on't telly.

That's weird cause I'm in London right now

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

OwlFancier posted:

Sounds alright to me generally tbh, I'm not convinced london is real anyway, I've never seen it except on't telly.
I’ve been to a city sold as London, and which had many of its famous landmarks. I didn’t see any other parts of England though, so perhaps it was actually an American theme park? Perhaps the plane ride over included being anesthetized so I didn’t realize I was crossing the Atlantic rather than the North Sea.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Rarity posted:

That's weird cause I'm in London right now
Are there bats?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Thread-appropriate Christmas song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r840-zSw95M

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Guavanaut posted:

Are there bats?

Lots of vampires, that's for sure.

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

I was wondering how long it would take for Beanus to show up here. (Go watch Digitiser the show. Its good.)

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Lol having a “ground game” in any town that isn’t in the south east , all the young people have already left so you a) don’t have any young people to canvas b) are already fighting a defensive demoralising battle c) old people will vote conservative anyway because of the young people leaving / change

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



josh04 posted:

Notably absent: the word "nationalise". In fact, it's not used once in the entire manifesto.

That's a fair point but it also isn't realistic to think the press is going to read the manifesto and pull good language from that. All your spokespeople and materials need to be on it. I have so much time for Corbyn but an issue of his for a political figurehead is that he sometimes isn't when he's in front of a camera.

Marketing has a lot to answer for but it also works. To an extent Labour need to table break out of a very safe space, even a few flashy headings or adverts could have worked wonders. Why not roll the myriad of nationalisation proposals under a single slogan or talking point rather than talk about the individually? Why not roll out national rail service branding in a similar style to the NHS?

The media being crap is no excuse for 'real change' often not sounding like it.

Esit:To get the public at large buying in I think what you need is more than a collection of policies but a vision of the future. If you got Corbyn at this election you understood that for him it wasn't really about policy in many ways, but empathy. Many did not get Corbyn due to multitude reasons but on big one which we all agree on. For those people, Mcdonnell had the ideas and the numbers to gave the more analytical something to chew on but in my view he failed to package or communicate it as one vision, hence the emotional argument was lost.

namesake posted:

There is a marketing executive in your head. It must be destroyed.

Also fair.

Zalakwe fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Dec 24, 2019

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I was actually shocked the first time I moved down south with how many young people were around , the statistics don’t do it justice

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
In London it's apparently impossible to find a proper big supermarket and the little metro places you go get are always poo poo and empty and all the staff are properly standoffish, it's bad and I wish some bats would gently caress off with it (ideally while I'm not there)

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
horseshoe theory is just a euphemism for "no one likes liberals" prove me wrong

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
They just got the shape of the magnet wrong. If you've ever seen a bar magnet attracting metal filings, it's like that.





The red end even looks like it gets more filings in that gif. Awesome :hmmyes:

Braggart fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Dec 24, 2019

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

https://twitter.com/DisIdealist/status/1206710635188363266

fascinating look at Labour's election campaign at the local level from my favourite place in the world, which includes the immortal line "Even on the Isle of Wight, where we only recently stopped believing electricity was witchcraft"

This is good, but the implications are bad. Labour really needs to coordinate something instead of leaving it all up to local CLPs, at least giving them the tools and guidance to run similar campaigns. This one sounds really good and I totally get where they're coming from on canvassing

Jel Shaker posted:

Lol having a “ground game” in any town that isn’t in the south east , all the young people have already left so you a) don’t have any young people to canvas b) are already fighting a defensive demoralising battle c) old people will vote conservative anyway because of the young people leaving / change

Eh there were young people flying up and down the country volunteering and running campaigns where needed, but I feel like a lot of that was down to Momentum and Unite organising stuff rather than local parties running their own strats

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Labour went to election on a platform of higher political participation among the people but it turns out people wanted someone to "get things done" so they could have less politics in their lives.

Also Labour hitching the wagon firmly on remain.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I think the U.K. political scene has largely been insulated from USA style neofascist extremism because of the NHS - it’s a huge employer in towns which have nothing left for example

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Katt posted:

Labour went to election on a platform of higher political participation among the people but it turns out people wanted someone to "get things done" so they could have less politics in their lives.

Also Labour hitching the wagon firmly on remain.

You can't just magic up that sense of participation overnight though, which was what a lot of canvassers found themselves trying to do on the doorstep. A lot of the places we lost have seen decades of neglect, including under a Labour MP, so there's that embedded mistrust. It's not so much people wanting less politics, just that they don't believe any of it

Johnson had a simple message about getting stuff done and his lying wasn't seen as anything notable, meanwhile Labour's reputation was trashed. It ended up being a hard sell

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Got my settled status application approved today, so looks like you lot are all stuck with me for the foreseeable future.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Coohoolin posted:

Got my settled status application approved today, so looks like you lot are all stuck with me for the foreseeable future.

Congrats mate, I know what a loving ball ache it is to get sorted you must be crazy relieved!

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



Coohoolin posted:

Got my settled status application approved today, so looks like you lot are all stuck with me for the foreseeable future.

FINALLY a good argument for independence ;)

Welcome mate, good to have you.

My Crab is Fight
Mar 13, 2007

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

https://twitter.com/DisIdealist/status/1206710635188363266

fascinating look at Labour's election campaign at the local level from my favourite place in the world, which includes the immortal line "Even on the Isle of Wight, where we only recently stopped believing electricity was witchcraft"

As the resident Isle of Wight goon I am reading this with interest. It's good to see that the vote share increased; I totally missed the march and the meeting events somehow despite being in Newport almost every day but it seems like they had some gain. The bit about the Green Party shop stood out to me, I would go past it nearly daily and never seen anyone using it, like at all. Seems like a waste for the Greens? Tactical voting didn't seem to work out for them either way.

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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

j

ThomasPaine posted:

In London it's apparently impossible to find a proper big supermarket and the little metro places you go get are always poo poo and empty and all the staff are properly standoffish, it's bad and I wish some bats would gently caress off with it (ideally while I'm not there)

I'm moving to Barking next month :ohdear:

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