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We really, as a society, don’t talk enough about Chewbacca’s dad watching porn
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Bust Rodd posted:We really, as a society, don’t talk enough about Chewbacca’s dad watching porn Human porn at that
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Dec 24, 2019 15:06
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Would that make him a smoothie?
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Dec 24, 2019 15:07
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Baronjutter posted:I had someone explain Canto Bight is good or at least had an intended good purpose. We see the true problem in star wars, the cause of this constant cycle between liberal democracy and fascism the universe seems trapped in: capital. No matter which side is in power, capital keeps profiting off war and supplying hardware for what ever government is in power. That you can keep blowing up the latest super weapon or sith lord but while capitalism still exists the cycle will keep happening. It also doesn’t hold up in the Star Wars Universe where your whole solar system might get vaporized by one side.
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Dec 24, 2019 15:42
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freckle posted:lol does pascal just do the voice like james earl jones? Supposedly it’s a mixture of him and doubles currently due to his schedule keeping him from being physically on the set for the entire time.
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Dec 24, 2019 15:48
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Who is/are the body doubles? I kinda feel uneasy when they don't get any wide, or a least a bit of, recognition when they are doing the majority of the physical work.
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Dec 24, 2019 16:02
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Nitrousoxide posted:Would that make him a smoothie? This is a good and funny post
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Dec 24, 2019 16:17
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You know what would be funny? If they just hired Pascal to do the voice and a bit of double work himself, and when the helmet finally comes off the face is someone completely unexpected.
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Dec 24, 2019 16:44
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Honestly at this point I can't imagine the helmet coming off not being the "jump the shark" moment for this show
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Dec 24, 2019 16:46
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Slashrat posted:You know what would be funny? If they just hired Pascal to do the voice and a bit of double work himself, and when the helmet finally comes off the face is someone completely unexpected. 
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Dec 24, 2019 16:47
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Dec 24, 2019 16:52
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I'm Anakin, but my friends call me Anilorian
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Dec 24, 2019 16:54
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I can tell I'm not a Star Wars fan because I like Star Wars movies.
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Dec 24, 2019 16:54
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I wanna take this opportunity to double/quadruple down and say baby yoda and Palpatine returning are connected 100%
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Dec 24, 2019 17:33
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Donovan Trip posted:I wanna take this opportunity to double/quadruple down and say baby yoda and Palpatine returning are connected 100% I keep saying this around the office and people scoff at me. I'll have the last laugh 
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Dec 24, 2019 17:35
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Annoy your co-workers with Palpatine theories, delight them with baby Yoda memes This is the way
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Dec 24, 2019 17:36
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That would require people in charge actually planning out things... Have you not seen the Disney movies? Those are not well planned out. The Child is not connected at all to Palpatine because he escaped somehow when the Death Star exploded. That's it. Now I will go scoff some more.
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Dec 24, 2019 17:37
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You’re telling me that Mando, a dude who lived in Imperial Servitude and a New Republic Shock Trooper all happened to use the same comm channel two slap rear end troopers happened to be on?
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Dec 24, 2019 17:39
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the only connection I can surmise there being between Baby Yoda and Palpatine is Baby Yoda depicting Wolverine Healing abilities with the Force is 'new' to the Disney cannon, so Baby Yoda spoils that surprise when Rey does it RoS otherwise there isn't even a nod in the show's direction
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Dec 24, 2019 17:41
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Baby Yoda is literally Yoda. It’s a clone of Yoda. The scientist who wanted to study him had a patch from the Kaminoan cloning facilities and Moff Gideon said he’s “not what you think”. Is it even really in dispute at this point?
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Dec 24, 2019 17:42
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Phylodox posted:Baby Yoda is literally Yoda. It’s a clone of Yoda. The scientist who wanted to study him had a patch from the Kaminoan cloning facilities and Moff Gideon said he’s “not what you think”. Is it even really in dispute at this point? Maybe cloning guy wanted to study him to create a clone of Yoda's species which is now thought to be extinct? A new imperial clone army, of yodas.
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Dec 24, 2019 17:44
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Phylodox posted:Baby Yoda is literally Yoda. It’s a clone of Yoda. The scientist who wanted to study him had a patch from the Kaminoan cloning facilities and Moff Gideon said he’s “not what you think”. Is it even really in dispute at this point? That would be the stupidest loving poo poo ever, and I have enough faith in Favreau to not torpedo the show by doig this.
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Dec 24, 2019 17:45
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^burtle posted:You’re telling me that Mando, a dude who lived in Imperial Servitude and a New Republic Shock Trooper all happened to use the same comm channel two slap rear end troopers happened to be on? They could have been using an auto frequency scanner (a thing that actually exists). Another option is they were using old imperial gear to communicate which was broadcasting on standard imp frequencies
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Dec 24, 2019 17:48
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In a single week of movies and television we learned about Force healing, Strand-Casts, and Sith spirit transfer in both pieces of media. That, alongside our previous knowledge that Baby Yoda and cloning are somehow related. Search your feelings, you know it to be true
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Dec 24, 2019 17:48
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Baronjutter posted:Maybe cloning guy wanted to study him to create a clone of Yoda's species which is now thought to be extinct? A new imperial clone army, of yodas. No, I’m pretty certain it’s Yoda. If I had to guess further, they cloned Yoda, a famously powerful Force user, so they could tear him apart and extract his midichlorians so Gideon could infuse his troops with them, creating an army of Force-wielding stormtroopers with which to conquer the galaxy. Maybe they’ll use it to retcon the whole “midichlorians cause Jedi” thing.
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Dec 24, 2019 17:48
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Phylodox posted:No, I’m pretty certain it’s Yoda. If I had to guess further, they cloned Yoda, a famously powerful Force user, so they could tear him apart and extract his midichlorians so Gideon could infuse his troops with them, creating an army of Force-wielding stormtroopers with which to conquer the galaxy. Maybe they’ll use it to retcon the whole “midichlorians cause Jedi” thing. I don't like it!
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Dec 24, 2019 17:50
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It would suck so insanely bad if they jettisoned the EU only to bring black cloning force sensitive beings, the objectively shittiest part of the EU.
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Dec 24, 2019 17:50
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Star Wars has been saying "clones did it" since forever. I wouldn't be surprised if baby yoda is a central character in the new Star Wars trilogy in 2022. Picture it: Baby Yoda, against his own will, created the new evil empire in the ST. We get 3 - 4 seasons of the Mandalorian where we see the creation of the first order, new secret clone armies, the origin of snoke, the return of Palpatine, all of which is directly due to baby yoda. Ultimately, Mando dies and the fate of the child is unknown. Then, oh look, it's 2022 and there's a new trilogy built off the momentum of the show. That sounds like Star Wars to me. Buckle up baby yoda
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Dec 24, 2019 18:03
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I mean...you’ve got a Force sensitive baby and a cloning scientist. Where else do you see this going?
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Dec 24, 2019 18:03
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Cory Snyder posted:I can tell I'm not a Star Wars fan because I like Star Wars movies. I think you might be a squirrel or something.
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Dec 24, 2019 18:08
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I saw Skywalker this morning, and it was amazing. Guess I’ll never understand all the nerds and their complaints.
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Dec 24, 2019 18:10
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Phylodox posted:I mean...you’ve got a Force sensitive baby and a cloning scientist. Like the rebel alliance I am foolishly holding out hope that it goes anywhere else Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Dec 24, 2019 |
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Dec 24, 2019 18:12
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Concepts aren’t stupid. Execution is where things succeed or fail. Everything in this show is hinting at cloning, Yoda, and the Force, and everyone is lapping it up like ice cream, so why assume they won’t be able to pull it off? There’s nothing at play that hasn’t been well established since 1980. This show has more than earned the benefit of my doubt.
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Dec 24, 2019 18:17
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Phylodox posted:Concepts aren’t stupid. Execution is where things succeed or fail. Everything in this show is hinting at cloning, Yoda, and the Force, and everyone is lapping it up like ice cream, so why assume they won’t be able to pull it off? There’s nothing at play that hasn’t been well established since 1980. This show has more than earned the benefit of my doubt. That, and it's also the most Star Wars thing to introduce something that seems ridiculous and sudden in a movie, then explain it in another piece of media. That trick has worked for nearly 50 years.
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Dec 24, 2019 18:22
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Bust Rodd posted:the only connection I can surmise there being between Baby Yoda and Palpatine is Baby Yoda depicting Wolverine Healing abilities with the Force is 'new' to the Disney cannon, so Baby Yoda spoils that surprise when Rey does it RoS Ahsoka was brought back from the dead by the Force in canon, so even if it wasn’t a “duh” power to bring back from Legends it was already basically canon.
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Dec 24, 2019 18:24
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If you think the new live action Star Wars shows exist in a bubble, I kinda envy you because the 'surprise' will probably land for a lot of people
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Dec 24, 2019 18:26
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Donovan Trip posted:That, and it's also the most Star Wars thing to introduce something that seems ridiculous and sudden in a movie, then explain it in another piece of media. That trick has worked for nearly 50 years. I think this is related to how, with rise of Skywalker, they revealed in the trailers thatpalpatine was back. So everyone going in to the movie would know ahead of time. Then apparently in the movie they didnt even bother to explain how he came back, it's just accepted by the audience at that point
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Dec 24, 2019 18:33
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Phylodox posted:No, I’m pretty certain it’s Yoda. If I had to guess further, they cloned Yoda, a famously powerful Force user, so they could tear him apart and extract his midichlorians so Gideon could infuse his troops with them, creating an army of Force-wielding stormtroopers with which to conquer the galaxy. Maybe they’ll use it to retcon the whole “midichlorians cause Jedi” thing. Baronjutter posted:I don't like it! 
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Dec 24, 2019 18:43
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WHY BONER NOW posted:I think this is related to how, with rise of Skywalker, they revealed in the trailers thatpalpatine was back. So everyone going in to the movie would know ahead of time. Then apparently in the movie they didnt even bother to explain how he came back, it's just accepted by the audience at that point I mean, dead pulp villains come back with little explanation sometimes. I wasn't excited by a return of Palpatine plot but it's very genre appropriate.
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Does the new movie ever explain what "muklunkey" means?
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