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They just say the buffet is good because it sounds better than "Yeah I always cum in my pants when I go there. I give the sex workers money and they make me cum it's great."
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Dienes posted:I'm 5'9" and have dated only taller dudes. Not because of any preference on my part - just because too many men feel utterly emasculated by a taller woman. Its ridiculous. are you single? interested in some tetris?
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Dec 24, 2019 20:39
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Soysaucebeast posted:remind him that he's shorter than me (he forgets his height all the time and has to ask me) he gets a little miffed for a minute or two, but he gets over it pretty quickly. lmao
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Dec 24, 2019 20:49
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AITA for kicking family out? My girlfriend, Thea, has type 1 diabetes. We keep a can of coke in the fridge at all times for her, we usually stock up on sweets but haven't replaced them yet since we moved recently. My mother, father, niece and sister were staying at our place. We let them know about the can of coke, it's the only fizzy drink we have at our place My girlfriend went for a nap about 10, unusual for her. When my girlfriend goes into hypo and when she goes into hypo she panics, she gets heart pains and gets dizzy, it's bad. About 12 she went into hypo. I looked for the can of coke only to find out someone had drunk it. I got upset and rushed out to replace it, hypo is serious. When I got home and my girlfriend had drunk the coke we tried to explain to them that hypo can kill. My family didn't apologise or seem sympathetic at all. I asked them to leave. my family got upset and called me the rear end in a top hat for being so irresponsible and kicking them out just before Christmas. AITA? I feel like I'm obviously not the rear end but I'd like to prove it to my family
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Dec 24, 2019 20:55
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Family are jerks for not respecting the coke, but it still seems pretty dumb to not have a backup plan (maybe a bag of skittles or something, idk) given the life threatening nature of the diabetes.
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Dec 24, 2019 21:05
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AITA for not calling my kids "Elsa" and "Anna"? Hey all, My (F27) husband (M29) and kids (F5 & F3) are big fans of Frozen. I like it but I am not a fan the way they are. A couple of weeks ago, our daughters told my husband that they wished to be called Elsa and Anna and my husband complied. This happened while I was at work so I didn't see it occurring. Since then, they stopped responding to their real names and only respond to Elsa and Anna. I played along for a bit, but now I am getting fed up, especially since Christmas is coming and we will be seeing family. I have began calling them by their real names but my husband is still calling them Elsa and Anna. I asked my husband to stop but he is refusing to do so saying that it makes them happy and that they will outgrow it. And that "just cause I am a woman it does not give me veto rights on how kids are raised". I told him that he is being irresponsible, and living out his fantasy in having his daughters named Elsa and Anna. (He actually wanted to name our kids Elsa and Anna).
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Dec 24, 2019 21:06
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Sounds like that lady needs to... let it go lmao!!!
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1redflag posted:Family are jerks for not respecting the coke, but it still seems pretty dumb to not have a backup plan (maybe a bag of skittles or something, idk) given the life threatening nature of the diabetes. How dangerous is managing type 1 diabetes that you need a immediate sugar source at hand or you die? Does she not regularly monitor her blood glucose? Take insulin? What else is going on about this situation means if they don't have the soda that she'll die?
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Dec 24, 2019 21:38
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1redflag posted:Family are jerks for not respecting the coke, but it still seems pretty dumb to not have a backup plan (maybe a bag of skittles or something, idk) given the life threatening nature of the diabetes.
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Dec 24, 2019 21:41
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Wishing for some Christmas miracles out of r/relationships this year!
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My father was much the same way with the abuse but kept most of it out of sight of my mother. And when I was going to a therapist at twelve the therapist suggested we bring my father in as I had been talking so much about him. During the session with him I was basically forced to "admit" that I was making things up, so no more therapist. And I specifically remember my mother many times saying, "You promised me you wouldn't hit him" so her protestations after poo poo came out are meaningless to me now. I've been no contact with my family for seven years and as far as I know she's practically catatonic and my father keeps having heart attacks and diabetic seizures.
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Dec 24, 2019 21:58
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AITA for complaining about a sexual comment, then leaving a negative review when I got ignored and dismissed casually? I (27F) went to this hair removal place for the first time to get a Brazilian wax. The girl who served me was around her early twenties. Even though she tried to initiate conversation, I made it clear to her that I am not a chatty person, and I mostly kept quiet as the girl worked on my body. Overall, it was a comfortable atmosphere, and the procedure on my upper body went quite smooth. Then, as we proceeded to my nether regions, she told me to hold my leg and pull the skin at the area. I did as she told. To my absolute shock, she took a look at my private area, and gave this smirk before saying, "oh, don't you have a pretty labia?" I could not believe that she made such an offhand comment on my genitals' appearance while I was in such a vulnerable position, when she was supposed to be professional about her work. I immediately stopped her, and told her that I felt sick about the sexually objectifying nature of her disgusting comment. She seemed to be very taken aback by my words. No words were exchanged for the rest of the procedure, but I could sense that she was giving off some passive aggressive vibes. Her movements felt more forceful to me. The sick feeling still remained in my gut. As I left, I told her I wanted to see her manager. However, as I informed her of the sexual harassment, the manager brushed me off nonchalantly, telling me that I was "overreacting over a non-issue" and that her worker was a good one. She then proceeded to usher me out of the store when I attempted to hold my ground. I left a one-star review on their page, so that other customers could avoid such an awful and uncomfortable experience in the future. However, my friend told me that I am being a little harsh. So Reddit, AITA?
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Dec 24, 2019 22:11
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I [24M] had a horrible hookup experience and the girl [22F] ended up cryingquote:I met up with Jess on Tinder at my school. I was in a master's program and she is a law student and we both figured out that we were only looking for something casual. She was cute, intelligent, and we had a nice conversation so we decided to meet to grab coffee and hook up.
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Dec 24, 2019 22:16
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pentyne posted:How dangerous is managing type 1 diabetes that you need a immediate sugar source at hand or you die? Also, maybe keep more than one can of Coke on hand? The family are absolutely jerks for taking it, but I'd keep more than one can in the fridge if I might need one to literally save my life.
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Dec 24, 2019 22:17
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for complaining about a sexual comment, then leaving a negative review when I got ignored and dismissed casually? /r/relationships: oh, don't you have a pretty labia?
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Dec 24, 2019 22:19
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for complaining about a sexual comment, then leaving a negative review when I got ignored and dismissed casually? I kind of don't think it was a sexual comment. The woman was just talking shop.
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Dec 24, 2019 22:23
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therobit posted:I kind of don't think it was a sexual comment. The woman was just talking shop. I don’t know, man, I think it would be a little weird if my tailor told me I had a nice dick when he was measuring my inseam.
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Dec 24, 2019 22:25
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1redflag posted:I don’t know, man, I think it would be a little weird if my tailor told me I had a nice dick when he was measuring my inseam. Is the Tailor in this posh British? "Hwhy Sir, your Gentleman's Sausage is very nice, if I do say so myself"
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Dec 24, 2019 22:27
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chemtrail huffer posted:I [24M] had a horrible hookup experience and the girl [22F] ended up crying LMAO I don't have much experience with dirty talk but I assume you keep it vague at first and don't mention the literal circumstances that brought you to having sex with a stranger.
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Dec 24, 2019 22:29
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Yeah, the worst thing you can ever do in your job is become indispensable. It's career death. Chiming in from a few pages back, but definitely this. I see bad managers dump a lot of hard shifts and responsibilities on good employees, and I have to tell them I'm sorry, but they're being punished for their competence. Never try to excel at a retail job. You'll just work twice as hard as the worst person there and make the same money.
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Dec 24, 2019 22:33
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Got an exciting update!! [UPDATE] I (F25) ruined a romantic weekend and my boyfriend (M23) said he needs space. Hasn’t texted me in two days, is my relationship done? quote:He texted me later that day saying he’s unsure of being in a relationship even though it was a mistake. Then a couple days ago, he wanted to meet for coffee. quote:
Good Pete energy on the Ex. It's actually pretty hilarious, a lot of people supported her on the first post, thinking it was just a really dumb mistake. They all instantly turned on her when they saw the update, pretty much everyone was calling her an rear end in a top hat or just a moron. She hasn't responded.
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chemtrail huffer posted:I [24M] had a horrible hookup experience and the girl [22F] ended up crying lol when she said that she wanted to experiment with degrading dirty talk for the first time she surely didn't mean that you should go immediately to calling her a two dollar whore
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Dec 24, 2019 22:51
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Kitchner posted:I'm 6'2" but I really think if I was short it wouldn't bother me. Same height here (and wide, not a beanpole type), what tends to throw me off is scale. My apartment is built around my size. Narrow hallways/low ceilings, putting on a shirt that's too big or too small, that sort of thing causes a major dismorphia moment and the room starts spinning.
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Dec 24, 2019 22:57
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I have dated a couple of women who were 2-3" taller than me and one who was my height, and they all eventually brought it up like, "I feel like you don't even care?" One was really confounded like the Grinch when the Whovilles are singing but she had to begrudgingly respect my security with it all. I do actually consider it tbh like on dating apps just assuming that a lot of women are not gonna be interested, but like, he's her boyfriend. You're already in, dude. There's nothing to get over. Let her run her shoe game.
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I have type 1 diabetes and yes when your blood sugar goes low you need to immediately eat or drink something, and yes it can be unexpected. That being said there’s lots of ways to bring it up - soda or juice is obvious, but maple syrup is actually good too and nobody is drinking that form your fridge. People are dumb though and don’t realize type 1 and type 2 aren’t the same thing. I had a lot of horrible experiences in school where teachers refused to let me leave class to get a soda when I had low blood sugar even though I had a standing pass from the school. Seven Hundred Bee fucked around with this message at 23:02 on Dec 24, 2019 |
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Dec 24, 2019 22:59
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm not very up with imperial measurements but I thought 5'8" was about average? Reminded of Jon Pop where his stated height was literally the average for african-american males. Yeah that's pretty much the average, but things are skewed because people are presented with a false "average of the ideal". Cameras are set at a low height to make TV personalities look taller. Sports athletes tend to be larger. We are discouraged from looking at the world around us and sold on an idea of normal taken from people who want us not to measure up so we buy their stuff. 6'-6'2" is the low end of "officially tall" and most folks who are 5'11" are going to round up.
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Dec 24, 2019 23:06
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1redflag posted:Mom is definitely doing this on purpose cause she doesn’t like the GF for whatever reason. Or likes her too much. I was nearly poisoned at Thanksgiving years ago by a friend's fixer mother who was sure we were dating and wanted to prove my allergies weren't real so she could have a "normal" son-in-law.
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chemtrail huffer posted:I [24M] had a horrible hookup experience and the girl [22F] ended up crying Miserable Maid posted:Got an exciting update!! God these two posts are the best things I could have asked for this Christmas.
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Dec 24, 2019 23:14
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Bruceski posted:Or likes her too much. I was nearly poisoned at Thanksgiving years ago by a friend's fixer mother who was sure we were dating and wanted to prove my allergies weren't real so she could have a "normal" son-in-law. I think we define “like” differently
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Dec 24, 2019 23:15
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chemtrail huffer posted:I [24M] had a horrible hookup experience and the girl [22F] ended up crying This guy absolutely watches some hosed up porn.
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FormaldehydeSon posted:God these two posts are the best things I could have asked for this Christmas. Glad to help with your Christmas wish!
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I love how many of these stories have multiple edits to short circuit all the stupid bullshit reddit tries to misconstrue. Hold on, let's remember goons in this thread absolutely do the same poo poo or project their poo poo onto a story
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for complaining about a sexual comment, then leaving a negative review when I got ignored and dismissed casually? EDIT: Like I can see how it'd be uncomfortable to receive that comment, but that woman sees genitalia all day long, so I can see how her internal metric for 'is this an appropriate comment' slipped.
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Dec 24, 2019 23:35
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for complaining about a sexual comment, then leaving a negative review when I got ignored and dismissed casually? Dang Karen just accept a loving compliment, poo poo.
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my actual name is actually Karen, the internet can get hosed 
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Stop laying your problems at our doorstep, Karen.
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Fatkraken posted:my actual name is actually Karen, the internet can get hosed Have you asked to speak to the manager of the internet? Maybe that would help.
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1redflag posted:I think we define “like” differently Fair enough, likes the idea of her.
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AITA for not taking down my (nude, "perfect") drawings when I invited my obese friend over?quote:So I invited a group of friends to my house for the holidays, 2 guys, 2 girls (one of which has always been fat). I've known the girls since childhood, and the guys for 3+ years. We're all mature young adults (18+).
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