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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

slut chan posted:

There is a whole second thread about it and they linked to it.

I'm 99% sure that last time I asked this that a) thus wasn't explained and b) it wasn't linked too.

Now it has been though thank you Booley.

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LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

I applaud the spirit of sharing helpful links, and I'm not having a go at you, but please don't post StrikingScorpion here. He is, at best fash-adjacent, as well as having all sorts of other far right weirdo warning signs.

That's crazy, I had no idea. I've watched a ton of his videos and didn't see anything alarming. I did search him one time and found a forum post somewhere complaining about a Brexit video that I couldn't find or find the contents of, but I didn't know enough about Brexit to know if Brexit is a 100% racist thing or some British people want out of the EU for other misguided reasons. Now that I know the details and stuff, it's really disappointing because his Codex reviews were full of information. I guess I'll give Winters SEO another shot.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Dark Vengeance is going on made to order according to the 40K Facebook page. They may be push-fit, but the Chaos Marines from that box are some of the best before or since.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

LifeLynx posted:

That's crazy, I had no idea. I've watched a ton of his videos and didn't see anything alarming. I did search him one time and found a forum post somewhere complaining about a Brexit video that I couldn't find or find the contents of, but I didn't know enough about Brexit to know if Brexit is a 100% racist thing or some British people want out of the EU for other misguided reasons. Now that I know the details and stuff, it's really disappointing because his Codex reviews were full of information. I guess I'll give Winters SEO another shot.

He also features armies with fashy iconography.

Mouse Business
Jun 12, 2019

LifeLynx posted:

I did search him one time and found a forum post somewhere complaining about a Brexit video that I couldn't find or find the contents of, but I didn't know enough about Brexit to know if Brexit is a 100% racist thing or some British people want out of the EU for other misguided reasons.

Just to help share info, there was a decent chunk of brexiteers with reasons that were legitimately political (although I personally believe them wrong.) They were certainly not the majority of the leave vote though, as it was primarily people voting for jingoistic / xenophobic reasons. I'd not say racist as it's a different thing and I don't think it's right to conflate the two as racism is frequently a lot more damaging. However, I would bet my life that there is one hundred percent overlap of those who are xenophobic jingoists and racists, so I guess I'm just being a pedant.

BIG MEATY SHITS
Mar 13, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Soiled Meat
On the other hand, Luke called immigrants snakes in that video he took down.

Mouse Business
Jun 12, 2019
Oh yeah, I'm not going to bat for that fascist prick.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Where did that bag of 80 Warzone miniatures go? That was such a loving good deal for cultists/renegades lmao

Any alternative sources of cheapo sci-fi looking dudes I can use for chaff units? Like I don't care if they're lovely 90s models I just want something that's the same scale for friendly games

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


adamantium|wang
Sep 14, 2003

Missing you
Duncan's leaving.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

adamantium|wang posted:

Duncan's leaving.



2019 / Christmas ruined :/

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I wonder what brand has poached him

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

JBP posted:

I wonder what brand has poached him

Goonhammer

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Jeb.jpg but it's goonhammer's online footprint

Groetgaffel
Oct 30, 2011

Groetgaffel smacked the living shit out of himself doing 297 points of damage.
:smith:

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



JBP posted:

I wonder what brand has poached him

Any solidly above minimum wage job most likely. GW pays notoriously poorly, and having experience as the face of a major company really makes him marketable to lots of industries.

I can't imagine he will go paint minis professionally or anything.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Lord_Hambrose posted:

Any solidly above minimum wage job most likely. GW pays notoriously poorly, and having experience as the face of a major company really makes him marketable to lots of industries.

I can't imagine he will go paint minis professionally or anything.

That's why I wonder what he's gone on to do since he's a good public face in the nerd world. Surely GW would pay him well (or at least pay him reasonably) considering he's one of two known brand ambassadors along with Rebecca Scott, who I know nothing about prior to GW but is a good get as far as likeable presenters go.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Lord_Hambrose posted:

Any solidly above minimum wage job most likely. GW pays notoriously poorly, and having experience as the face of a major company really makes him marketable to lots of industries.

I can't imagine he will go paint minis professionally or anything.

It's weird because it's such a niche thing I can't imagine him being hired to do a similar face of the community job elsewhere. I imagine it's more a behind the scenes community/digital marketing manager position.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!
The switch from two thin coats to one thick coat was just too much for Duncan to bear :smith:

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
From thin coat to turn coat

Thanqol
Feb 15, 2012

because our character has the 'poet' trait, this update shall be told in the format of a rap battle.
My source says he never forgave GW for chaos knights

Madmarker
Jan 7, 2007

Hey not sure where to go looking for this, but do we have any information on when more plastic sisters of battle stuff will be released? I'm really looking to build up this army, and really want to get my hands on church organ tanks and Junith, or hell just plastic battle sisters.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Done just in time.

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Thanqol posted:

My source says he never forgave GW for chaos knights Bretonnia

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

Madmarker posted:

Hey not sure where to go looking for this, but do we have any information on when more plastic sisters of battle stuff will be released? I'm really looking to build up this army, and really want to get my hands on church organ tanks and Junith, or hell just plastic battle sisters.

Except to hear news about it next week since I think the releases are slated for end of January/early February or so.

Granted, considering they have announcements for later today (25th) they might mention something about that then.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

JBP posted:

Jeb.jpg but it's goonhammer's online footprint

:getin:

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

JBP posted:

Jeb.jpg but it's goonhammer's online footprint

Goonhammer dropping the big dakka for maximum impact.

Lovely Joe Stalin fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Dec 25, 2019

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Cthulu Carl posted:

Done just in time.



Bless us, it’s a Sanguinius day miracle.

Sharks Dont Sleep
Mar 4, 2009

In pairing luxury automobiles with large predatory felines we have achieved reality ahead of schedule.
If you are very very quiet tonight, goons, you may hear Phanta Claws rending a lone merchant in the distance. Merry Fistmas.

Bob Wins
Oct 25, 2010
My Christmas dream is to one day paint something good enough to be featured on Goonhammer.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
two more suppressors done, 3 to go, then I start on my aggressors

Alokgen
Aug 14, 2005

Are you saying I'm a sinner?

Sorry if this gets asked a bunch, but what are the "elite" low model count / high point cost army prospects for non-imperium forces? I'm not really digging primaris, custodes, GK, and the bunch. The only thing my 5th edition brain can think of is chaos knights? What else, tho?

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Alokgen posted:

Sorry if this gets asked a bunch, but what are the "elite" low model count / high point cost army prospects for non-imperium forces? I'm not really digging primaris, custodes, GK, and the bunch. The only thing my 5th edition brain can think of is chaos knights? What else, tho?

Chaos can be built pretty tall not only with Knights, but with more Cult Marine focused CSM. There’s a bunch of Slaanesh demon lists out there as well that focus on their characters and elite units.

As for Xenos, Craftworld Eldar can fit that niche, especially going Wraith heavy. And Harlequins are so elite they struggle to form monofaction armies.

‘Nidzilla all monster units lists are also an option.

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Alokgen posted:

Sorry if this gets asked a bunch, but what are the "elite" low model count / high point cost army prospects for non-imperium forces? I'm not really digging primaris, custodes, GK, and the bunch. The only thing my 5th edition brain can think of is chaos knights? What else, tho?

Wraithhost for Eldar is probably the most identifiable one, since they're 1) still infantry and 2) bigger than regular dudes. Tyranid Warriors and similarly sized beasties do the deal, but are also outside of Hive Guard generally speaking not great. Nidzilla also fits the bill but with more of a "lots of tanks" feel than just a bunch of elite/heavy infantry.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Alokgen posted:

Sorry if this gets asked a bunch, but what are the "elite" low model count / high point cost army prospects for non-imperium forces? I'm not really digging primaris, custodes, GK, and the bunch. The only thing my 5th edition brain can think of is chaos knights? What else, tho?

Full on Gundam mode Tau.

LibCrusher
Jan 6, 2019

by Fluffdaddy

Alokgen posted:

Sorry if this gets asked a bunch, but what are the "elite" low model count / high point cost army prospects for non-imperium forces? I'm not really digging primaris, custodes, GK, and the bunch. The only thing my 5th edition brain can think of is chaos knights? What else, tho?

I wonder if a nids force with Tyranid Warriors filling all the troop slots and big monsters everywhere else could be effective...

Mef989
Feb 6, 2007




Aren't Dark Eldar covens pretty low model count if you spam Talos/Grotesques?

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Mef989 posted:

Aren't Dark Eldar covens pretty low model count if you spam Talos/Grotesques?

That was my first thought as well.

9x Talos gets you around 1000 points right there

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the palace,
Not a faction was stirring, not even Ordo Malleus.
The stocking were hung by the chimney with care,
On the hopes Da Red Gobbo would soon be there.

The juvies were nestled all damp in their beds,
While visions of cheribum danced in their heads,
And mama in her standard issue 'kerchief and I in my cap,
Had settled our brains for a long winter's nap.

When out on the hab unit arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the cot to see whats the matter.
Away to the armorglass I flew like a flash,
Tore open the flak-shutters, and threw up the sash.

Luna on the breast of the new fallen rad-snow,
Gave the lustre of thin coats to objects below;
When what to my wondering bionics should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and 8 tiny squig-deer.

With a little ol' driver, so lively and green,
I knew in a moment it must be Da Red Gobbo.
More rapid than Psyber-Eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and call’d them by name:

"OY! DAHSHER, NOW DAKKA, NOW PRANZER, NOW VIKSEN,
ON KOMET, ON KRUMPID, ON LOOTA AN' GITZEN',
TO DA TOP AH DA PORCH, TO DA TOP OF DA WALL!
NOW KRUMP AWAY! KRUMP AWAY, KRUMP AWAY ALL!"

As heretics before the Space Marines fly,
When met with an obstacle mount to the sky,
So up to the hab-roof the squigs did flew,
With the sleigh full of stikk-bombs, and Da Red Gobbo too.

An then with a twinkling, I heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Down the air exchange unit Da Red Gobbo came with a bound.

He was dressed in all fur from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot,
A bundle of teef he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His goggled how they twinkled! His pimples, so hairy!
His cheeks were rosey, his hook-nose real scary!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the fake beard on his chin was as white as corpse-snow.
The stump of a cigar he held tight in his teef,
The smoke it encircled him like a personal force-wreath,
He had a taut face and a distended little belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of bone-jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a jolly ol' grot,
And I laughed when I saw him blow out some snot.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stocking with dung like a jerk.
And laying his finger inside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the air exchange unit he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team he gave a rictus,
And away they all flew like the down of Sanguinius.
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
"MERRY CRIMBO TO ALL, YA 'UMIES ALRIGHT!"

Fake James fucked around with this message at 09:21 on Dec 25, 2019

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JackMann
Aug 11, 2010

Secure. Contain. Protect.
Fallen Rib
'Twas the night before Empire-mas, and all through the base,
Not a creature was stirring lest it be shot in the face.
The guards were all stationed, the sentries were posted
Where any intruder would quickly be toasted.

The ultramarines were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of stormbolters danced in their heads.
Sarge in his pauldrons, and I in my cap
Had both had too much of that tyrannid crap.

When out on the battlement there arose such a clatter,
The marines rushed to their stations to see what was the matter.
I rushed to the window, and what dare I see,
But the one who gives dakka to fight heresy.

His beard white and snowy, his armor so festive,
He looked up and asked if we were the best of
The ranks of the planet, this garrison keep,
And if we had the Emperor's enemies reaped.

We affirmed it was true, we were Space Marines
Not simple soldiers, but killing machines.
He laughed with a voice that was both grim and merry,
And said that we had enemies left to bury.

"Up Dark Angels, Blood Angels, Ultramarines!
Up Space Wolves, Iron Hands, and Angry Marines!
I bring you new weapons, to murder the foe.
Don't dawdle, there's plenty, yes, here you go!"

And he handed out dakka with plenty to spare,
No Marine was left wanting, no hand was left bare.
As he got on his speeder and rose out of sight,
He said "Merry Empire-mas to all, and fight the good fight!









In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only wassailing.

Images from a holiday project from quite a long while ago. I still have the model somewhere, though sadly the elf-eared cherub is long lost.

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