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fcc compliant bob posted:Well I can't roll with that hypothetical. Too much of a stretch dude. You have homies? Well there's my alien GF but she lives on Zeta Reticuli so you wouldn't know her. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a34dme/this-guy-paints-the-sex-he-allegedly-has-with-aliens mildly NWS quote:Losing your virginity is supposed to be memorable. Most people look back on the act with affection and, probably, a little embarrassment. But David Huggins says the first time he had sex was more—er, out of this world—than most.
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The Bananana posted:Dr. Who SUX It doesn’t have any rigid rules or physics standards. Bleh any weird crap can happen, I’m not for it. 
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fcc compliant bob posted:Mainly because I need attention I knew that was why but it's good to admit it. There are much more believable stories you can make up about yourself. Why not invent one about the time some famous person invited you into the VIP area at a club?
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Dec 25, 2019 05:53
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I knew that was why but it's good to admit it. There are much more believable stories you can make up about yourself. Why not invent one about the time some famous person invited you into the VIP area at a club? How about this? Once upon a time I met a really cool dude named Funky See Funky Do
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fcc compliant bob posted:How about this? Once upon a time I met a really cool dude named Funky See Funky Do Thank you for the compliment. It's not a lie but it would be better to substitute the truth in place of the falsehoods you've been spreading up until now. I approve.
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Just go to your rooms and sleep it off, it's the day our Lord and savior Jesus Chris graduated from high school and left a foorprint. Be cool
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Just go to your rooms and sleep it off, it's the day our Lord and savior Jesus Chris graduated from high school and left a foorprint. Be cool Jesus: The Real J-Rod
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Stex T posted:Well there's my alien GF but she lives on Zeta Reticuli so you wouldn't know her. ZetaTalk was a wonderful resource of paranoia for my adolescent brain. I'd heard of KRLL but not J-Rod https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PihDBPpecPo This always looked scary fuckin real to me
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Thank you for the compliment. It's not a lie but it would be better to substitute the truth in place of the falsehoods you've been spreading up until now. I approve. I was really hoping you would.
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fcc compliant bob posted:I was really hoping you would. Well I'm real glad you feel that way, friend. Now, why don't you call up some of them alien buddies of yours and hop up into one of them UFOS you done seen and spread the word across the galaxy. Then I reckon we'd all be real obliged.
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Dec 25, 2019 10:25
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I doubt Bob Lazar worked at Area 51- this guy on the other hand... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upADHNA4AIQ&t=47s
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Stex T posted:Jesus: The Real J-Rod I think technically he was J-Naz
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Big Beef City posted:I think technically he was J-Naz The oddest, meanest, wailingest cat that ever did walk on this sweet swingin' sphere
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I doubt Bob Lazar worked at Area 51- this guy on the other hand... Lol yikes
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I doubt Bob Lazar worked at Area 51- this guy on the other hand... "I don't have a lot of time!" *Stutters and mumbles about nothing for three minutes*
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:"I don't have a lot of time!" I mean maybe if extra dimension hunter killers are able to smoke your rear end instantly then at least write out a cohesive thing and read that quickly or better yet send an email through a vpn or whatever.
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I-i-i-i don't have a lot of - uh - time b-because. uh. your screener takes fore - uh -forever. <sobbing>
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Quick update: aliens on Earth are still fake as poo poo
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Poast more alien’s I believe this one
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The guy who found the lost Death Valley Germans did a really good write up on Bob Lazar. Like you all have said, some of his stuff is plausible(he did work at area 51, but as a tech contractor and not a physicist) https://www.otherhand.org/home-page/area-51-and-other-strange-places/looking-at-the-bob-lazar-story-from-the-perspective-of-2018/
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Rad-daddio posted:The guy who found the lost Death Valley Germans did a really good write up on Bob Lazar. Good poo poo.
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Rad-daddio posted:The guy who found the lost Death Valley Germans did a really good write up on Bob Lazar. Seconding how rad this is, as well as the linked stuff within. Thanks!
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I'm about to read that link. To an adolescent brain, the Lazar story is purestrain "I WANT TO BELIEVE". I read about him (in Alien Agenda) at a time when every periodic element above Copernicium was theoretical with the cool Latin placeholder names like Ununoctium, Unununium, etc. But if you think about it for literally any amount of time, why would gravity correspond to a periodic element? They're part of separate things entirely- forces are not constituted by matter per se. It's cool to imagine but once you know anything about it it becomes impossible to actually visualize. If what he said was true, it would have had huge implications for public science. Imagine what an anti-gravity anything would do for the benefit of society, and what expenditures of energy and labor could be avoided by mastering that science. If what he said was true, he'd also be dead, because of those implications. Also if what he said was true he would have ended up like Serge Monast (another "mysterious" heart attack death). Skeptics, read about Project Blue Beam if you want a good laugh. Paranoids, check out Project Blue Beam unironically because as Rational Wiki says it's basically THE Unified Conspiracy Theory.
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his reasoning for element 115 was as fuel for the gravity reactor since isotopes of it are on the island. but yeah anti gravity anything is just another preputial motion machine, also it's implications as a weapon are what the govt would research first and could you imagine being able to create relativistic artillery??? crazy!!!
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the explanation in that article really rings true to me and explains why bob always sounds like a bored/annoyed little child whenever he has to give his story for the eleven billionth time he is only ever excited when someone is corroborating his story in some way or providing new "evidence" because it probably just makes bob excited that he might get extra money from more UFO convention gigs or whatever
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Thread update: UFOs are alien spacecraft
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If they are spacecraft how come we never see them in space huh smart guy? Clearly they are just alien leisure planes.
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Colonel Cancer posted:If they are spacecraft how come we never see them in space huh smart guy? based on that alien that posted an AMA thread on gbs a bunch of years ago, yeah pretty much
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aliens visiting earth just for space instagram likes a la disaster tourism
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Earth is like Thailand for lonely alien creeps. Hence all the probing.
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Seconding how rad this is, as well as the linked stuff within. Thanks! One thing about Bob Lazar's story was interesting, though. He apparently took his friends out to watch some kind of night time display of flying lights out at Area 51(and he knew what time those lights would be showing up), and that's when he got busted by base security. There isn't a really good explanation for the stuff he and his friends were watching. The Otherhand guy mentions that it might've been some kind of plasma generator, but he goes on to say that his info re: that was from a source that he didn't want to reveal. I mean, I'm sure it's not aliens or crashed UFO tech, but it's still a question mark.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Earth is like Thailand for lonely alien creeps.  "Yea I'm taking a quarter off and going on vacation to, uhh, Earth." "Woah, ew, what?! The primate planet? What the gently caress dude."
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There’s probably billions of lovely planets with civilizations roughly at our current level. Interconnected species probably have some space Wikipedia and the entry for earth is probably about as interesting as some midwest cow town. Cow towns still get a few tourists though.
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soy posted:There’s probably billions of lovely planets with civilizations roughly at our current level. Interconnected species probably have some space Wikipedia and the entry for earth is probably about as interesting as some midwest cow town. Cow towns still get a few tourists though. "Don't shame me dude! Earth assholes are super tight and internally situated"
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Rad-daddio posted:There isn't a really good explanation for the stuff he and his friends were watching.. I'm sure there is, you just don't know what that explanation would be. And this is assuming he isn't just lying which is still the overwhelmingly likely explanation. Super highly classified secret military experiments are basically just as juicy to the general public as literal aliens. There wouldn't just be this one guy named bob lazar talking about it.
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