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pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010

Merry Christmas UKMT

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The Deleter
May 22, 2010
Merry Christmas, ya Commie bastards! :redflag:

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Merry xmas, all!

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Kid got in to bed with us last night and spent all night kicking me in the back which my brain translated into me being a newly elected Labour MP and sitting in my old history classroom with the PLP circa 2005 and Tony Blair said I should sit at the front to get noticed or something then spent the whole meeting sitting on the desk behind me kicking my chair to make me look like a fidgety dick until I turned around and punched him in the face which was his plan because he got it in all the papers to discredit me but it turns out nobody likes him so I became a national hero and won the 2010 election. Gordon Brown was also there but seemed quite sheepish about his part in the whole business.

Luckily this didn't involve me punching my daughter in my sleep.

Merry Christmas!

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Merry Christmas everyone, booze, enjoy and push through if like me you've had to migrate to brexitland for the holidays. Don't be afraid to call Samaritans or the like (116 123) if it all gets too much x

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Prescott would have won

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Happy Christmas UKMT

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Nothingtoseehere posted:

What's the error margins on those crosstabs though? With such small % differences they do look to be in margin of error. Surprised Jess is doing so well though, I guess she'll be the anti-corbynite candidate of the election.

enormous error margins, these are well near "I've never heard any of these names so I'll throw a dart at one" poll responses

low engagement selections -> intensely driven by gotv operations

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
What kind of monster munch is that?

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Qwertycoatl posted:

Happy Christmas UKMT



This is the most UKMT Christingle possible.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Qwertycoatl posted:

Happy Christmas UKMT



:perfect:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Qwertycoatl posted:

Happy Christmas UKMT



A god for our modern age.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Qwertycoatl posted:

Happy Christmas UKMT



Now put it up yer backside.

Merry Christmas UKMT. May your stockings be stuffed.

:toot:

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Azza Bamboo posted:

What kind of monster munch is that?

Roast beef. I'll see myself to the wall

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Qwertycoatl posted:

Happy Christmas UKMT



Ban this sick filth

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Qwertycoatl posted:

Happy Christmas UKMT



What a beautiful display. Truly we must be thankful to have such a blessing of good Christmas cheer and good Christian values. Furthermore-

Qwertycoatl posted:

Roast beef. I'll see myself to the wall

I CAST THEE INTO THE FIRES OF HELL, FOUL YULETIDE DEMON

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Christmas status: it's

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Sitting here eating top-notch Socialist Fudge with my former Tory dad and feeling pretty ok, Merry Christmas comrades!

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Does the thread know it's Christmas?

I shall sing loudly and tediously until they know. I am extremely generous :bravo2:

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

mrpwase posted:

Sitting here eating top-notch Socialist Fudge with my former Tory dad and feeling pretty ok, Merry Christmas comrades!

can't tell if you've converted him to Labour or murdered him for still being a Tory

either sounds good tbh

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Back in HK for a couple of weeks so I can see my family before being shipped off to LatAm again, and I can report the perfect use for leftover turkey: make it into a congee (Chinese porridge). The heat and liquid softens the turkey and moistens it, so you get all the lovely firm texture and taste and none of the dryness.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


mrpwase posted:

Sitting here eating top-notch Socialist Fudge with my former Tory dad and feeling pretty ok, Merry Christmas comrades!

If it’s my socialist fudge, I am delighted. If it’s someone else’s then I need to find them and absorb them in fraternal solidarity. There can be only one! ;)

Right now opening a stocking that consists almost entirely of absinthe and dried meats (antelope, alligator, elk and buffalo so far).

Edit: and a bag of what I thought were juniper berries but are in fact South American ‘fat bottomed ants’.

Camrath fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Dec 25, 2019

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
Merry Christmas people. I hope you're having fun

Catzilla
May 12, 2003

"Untie the queen"


Merry Christmas! And family goons stop posting here and be with them today!

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Scrooge got the Ghosts of Christmas, I got the Ghost Of Former Tory Dad

Camrath posted:

If it’s my socialist fudge, I am delighted. If it’s someone else’s then I need to find them and absorb them in fraternal solidarity. There can be only one! ;)

Right now opening a stocking that consists almost entirely of absinthe and dried meats (antelope, alligator, elk and buffalo so far).

Edit: and a bag of what I thought were juniper berries but are in fact South American ‘fat bottomed ants’.

Absolutely it is your socialist fudge, it's delicious and you should be very proud :)

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


mrpwase posted:

Scrooge got the Ghosts of Christmas, I got the Ghost Of Former Tory Dad


Absolutely it is your socialist fudge, it's delicious and you should be very proud :)

Christmas Day, made.

Seriously, thank you.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Catzilla posted:

Merry Christmas! And family goons stop posting here and be with them today!

That means getting out of bed.

Merry Christmas UKMT!

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


ronya posted:

https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1209434602718343169

https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1209437884589236224

1) I'm just surprised Thornberry is doing so badly. Even on pure name recognition alone...

2) expect results to change quickly once gotv operations by candidates ramp up in the new year

These polls are basically the same results you’d get if you just asked “which Labour MPs have you heard of”.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Been taking a break from the politics for a bit, but merry xmas UK goons, have an xmas kitty

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Skarsnik posted:

Been taking a break from the politics for a bit, but merry xmas UK goons, have an xmas kitty



I would like to stroke that cat

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Funny to me that lynx africa is trending on twitter. I had to train my mum not to buy me that poo poo. I suppose it shows how powerful advertising is.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jippa posted:

Funny to me that lynx africa is trending on twitter. I had to train my mum not to buy me that poo poo. I suppose it shows how powerful advertising is.

Lmao

Merry Christmas friends

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

I got a ton of books including Bullshit Jobs, War is a racket and poems from the Chinese revolution.

Merry Christmas comrades, I love you all! (except whoever made that christingle which I'm sure will give Guavanaut a seizure)

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Merry Christmas comrades! We ended up deciding to have a quiet one at home, especially since we're looking to move to :ghost:Barking:ghost: in the New Year

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
I am also having a quiet one and that's something that works well for me.

Hope everyone's having a normal one :)

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
Merry Christmas UKMT! Hope you all have a decent one at least

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Thanks :)

Merry crimble to those of you celebrating.

Don't forget the helpline numbers here if you need them:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3905288&pagenumber=383&perpage=40#post501040988

Gunder
May 22, 2003

Mum got me Hayek’s The Constitution of Liberty for Christmas. The book Thatcher reportedly banged on the table during a presentation, shouting: “This is what we believe!”, very festive.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
:peanut:

We wish you a beany backside!
We wish you a beany backside!
We wish you a beany backside!

And a happy old rear!


:toot: :marc:

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Qwertycoatl posted:

Happy Christmas UKMT


Behold, the God of the Englishman!

Camrath posted:

Edit: and a bag of what I thought were juniper berries but are in fact South American ‘fat bottomed ants’.
They make the plerergates go round.

feedmegin posted:

Merry Christmas comrades! We ended up deciding to have a quiet one at home, especially since we're looking to move to :shittypop:Barking:shittydog: in the New Year
ftfy

Braggart posted:

Does the thread know it's Christmas?

I shall sing loudly and tediously until they know. I am extremely generous :bravo2:
Fun Christmas fact, the Spotify lyrics notes for that song continue the longstanding tradition of calling Bob Geldof a oval office over his antics in East Africa.

The banned aid flash is no longer up on b3ta by the looks of it :(

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