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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Marx was regarded as too conservative at the time by everyone from Bakunin to Barthélemy.

e: 396cm is 13ft, or the typical lower bound height of an adult giraffe, or 0.9x the height of a London Routemaster double-decker bus at 14' 4", meaning the answer to the ancient philosophical question "can you fit an adult giraffe on a double-decker bus?" is "yes, but only a small one."

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Dec 26, 2019

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Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
But by Jeremy Corbyn? Marx is their big boogie man. He's the ultra-Marxist so he must be the worst of the bunch (it's in the name). Suggesting that Marx would be better for centrists than Corbyn is just moronic and calls attention to the fact that they're not acting in good faith. I know he's making a joke but it's one of those 'lol this attack is couched in humour' ones and shows exactly how much he thinks about what he's saying: not at all.

If the giraffe doesn't fit, just tie it to the roof. It'll be fine.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

So many frickin birds outside, I guess it's spring now??

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



baka kaba posted:

So many frickin birds outside, I guess it's spring now??

Probably the same amount, just less traffic/ambient noise.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I think lots of them migrate here around now. I saw canada geese flying over for the first time yesterday.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Jippa posted:

I think lots of them migrate here around now. I saw canada geese flying over for the first time yesterday.

Send em back to Canada, this is why I voted leave.

TRIXNET
Jun 6, 2004

META AS FUCK.
Happy merry days to all!

I have the bestest friends who got me the following present which I must share...

https://imgur.com/a/oFNF3z1

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

tritsch posted:

Happy merry days to all!

I have the bestest friends who got me the following present which I must share...

https://imgur.com/a/oFNF3z1

That's excellent, merry honkmas.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Ratjaculation posted:

Probably the same amount, just less traffic/ambient noise.

Nah I was inside and I could hear TWEET TWEET TWEEEEEEET TWEET and thought there was a cat issue so I went out and nope the trees are just full of birbs, way more than usual

maybe they were just out for a christmas fly though

also can you get the fox murderer arrested pls, with yr connections

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Someone should do a D&D campaign about Newfies under an arcane magical influence and call it Canada Geas.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

But how would you get the giraffe through the doors? You’re not supposed to get on through the middle ones

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



baka kaba posted:

Nah I was inside and I could hear TWEET TWEET TWEEEEEEET TWEET and thought there was a cat issue so I went out and nope the trees are just full of birbs, way more than usual

maybe they were just out for a christmas fly though

also can you get the fox murderer arrested pls, with yr connections

Maybe they just like you, hmmm... have you thought of that?!

Not really sure what to make of fox-murderer, he brutally killed it because he assumed the RSPCA wouldn't be open (they have inspectors 24/7), so hopefully something will be done against him for cruelty - oh wait, he's rich and white, and the Police WCO's have been decimated by the cuts. Nevermind.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

2020 is the year of tweetcrime though, maybe we can make an example of him

my bird friends have left :goleft: didn't bring me any streamers or nothin

Saith
Oct 10, 2010

Asahina...
Regular Penguins look just the same!

How else is he gonna get his Jolyon?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/1210177203578818562?s=19

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Why is it always sex dwarfs? Are there no sex halflings? Or gender orcs?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Why is it always sex dwarfs? Are there no sex halflings? Or gender orcs?

Clearly you've never seen the Uruk-hey :wink:

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Guavanaut posted:

Why is it always sex dwarfs? Are there no sex halflings? Or gender orcs?

Ah, you're looking for the hump hobbits.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Guavanaut posted:

Why is it always sex dwarfs? Are there no sex halflings? Or gender orcs?

Never thought I'd die loving sideways with an elf...

What about sideways with a friend?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Sex friends don't poo poo on carpets.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Guavanaut posted:

Sex friends don't poo poo on carpets.

Unless specifically asked to.

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Bilbo's gonna be so mad about the carpet...

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Sound the peen of goondoor

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Guavanaut posted:

Sex friends don't poo poo on carpets.

GABA is a hell of a drug

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider
Hey baby, wanna know why they call me "Double-Ended Bilbo"? :heysexy:

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

baka kaba posted:

So many frickin birds outside, I guess it's spring now??

They can cut all the flowers but

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

baka kaba posted:

So many frickin birds outside, I guess it's spring now??

To be fair winter is an important time for birds, fewer hours of daylight means they have to be bolder and more active in their search for food.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

they sounded more like they were arguing over where to order from tbh

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


So right now I’m about 100m below the English Channel. Yet I somehow have mobile signal.

World has gone mad.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
£5 Jo meant he played Smash Brothers.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I think the last time I was that far down our options were VLF radio that could only transmit beeps and chirps and an acoustic underwater telephone to shout how hosed you were in an emergency.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

the mole kingdom has great wifi, where do you think the push for 5G is coming from???

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
Nobody tosses a dwarf

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Camrath posted:

So right now I’m about 100m below the English Channel. Yet I somehow have mobile signal.

World has gone mad.

Where are you? On a submarine?

Bet I'm the only person ITT who saw the Beatles performing this on Top of the Pops.
My parents wouldn't let us watch TOTP so my nan would have been babysitting and she used to let us watch it.
I wonder if Saville in his black and white phase was the presenter?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2uTFF_3MaA


Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Dec 26, 2019

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Where are you? On a submarine?

Bet I'm the only person ITT who saw the Beatles performing this on Top of the Pops.
My parents wouldn't let us watch TOTP so my nan would have been babysitting and she used to let us watch it.
I wonder if Saville in his black and white phase was the presenter?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2uTFF_3MaA

I'd guess the channel tunnel!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

ThomasPaine posted:

I'd guess the channel tunnel!

LOL I never even thought of that! Doh.............

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I met a canadian yesterday who loves jo swinson

The loss of her as an mp was "more an effect to britain than brexit itself"

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Article about the Trevor Bastard Extended Universe: https://twitter.com/healthuntodeath/status/1210239390594846721?s=21

Robot Mil
Apr 13, 2011

Merry Boxing Day goons, I've been avoiding this thread in a bit of despair after the election but I'm glad we have this group of not poo poo people who support not poo poo policies. Even if some would say it's a lefty bubble, I don't think it's a bad thing to have a group of like minded folks sharing ideas and monster munch.

Anyway, hosted my family in Canada for the first time, was more stressful cooking for 6 this year instead of just two of us relaxing last year but I managed not too overcook a beef tenderloin and drank a lot of gin so it all turned out ok in the end.

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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I met a canadian yesterday who loves jo swinson

The loss of her as an mp was "more an effect to britain than brexit itself"

Canada must be getting desperate for allies against the squirrels


Guavanaut posted:

Someone should do a D&D campaign about Newfies under an arcane magical influence and call it Canada Geas.

This is the kind of post I'm here for :swoon:

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