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Mr Interweb posted:hello, friend goons! need some quick help here.
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 22:40 |
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Blind Pineapple posted:45 for me. I'm actually happy I didn't know who PewdiePie was and I've never heard of Markpelier or whatever the hell his name was. Some of the ones I got made me realize I'm far too online with politics. I assume the lower % identifying Donald Trump among the NYT avg. compared to the US avg. is from people answering "some rear end in a top hat" as I did. I apparently don't know what Beyonce looks like, but I can identify John loving Delaney. Thanks, USPol, I think?
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 22:43 |
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Dick Trauma posted:Let us all celebrate the virgin birth of Jesus... Edit: Mary did not give consent prior to being impregnated. Doctor Butts fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Dec 26, 2019 |
# ? Dec 26, 2019 22:48 |
"Degenerate", a word famously favored by people who are not nazis
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 22:52 |
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Mr Interweb posted:hello, friend goons! need some quick help here. If you are male and you were in the US as a permanent resident between the ages of 18 and 26, you should have registered for Selective Service. If you are not male, were not a permanent resident during that age, or registered, you are fine. If you should have registered and did not, whoops, but you can still file if you can demonstrate that you did not know about this and did not avoid registering willfully - at this stage you might want to engage an attorney or at least look up a local organization that provides immigration assistance.
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 22:52 |
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Social Studies 3rd Period posted:It's more regarding registering for the draft/if you're eligible to register for the draft. I think with a GC you may be registered from a quick google, if you were/are eligible? Internet Explorer posted:Selective Service is the draft. There's a bunch of OR statements in there, but they're basically asking what your status is with registering for the draft. Inferior Third Season posted:Selective Service isn't the military. It's putting your name on the list in the unlikely event we have a draft. Basically all 18-year-old male citizens do it, mostly because it's a prerequisite for any kind of student aid. well, poo poo. i'm not sure if i ever did. i mean, i do remember whenever i applied for federal financial aid there was a question on there asking if i was registered, and if i wasn't, they would automatically do it. but i don't know if they ever did. (i'm 35 btw, so this was a while ago)
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 22:52 |
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Minenfeld! posted:lol does it? I've got to try it next time I'm up there. The Stamford ones don't talk. It’s like it was made specifically to entertain drunk people.
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Mr Interweb posted:well, poo poo. i'm not sure if i ever did. i mean, i do remember whenever i applied for federal financial aid there was a question on there asking if i was registered, and if i wasn't, they would automatically do it. but i don't know if they ever did. (i'm 35 btw, so this was a while ago)
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 22:56 |
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Mr Interweb posted:well, poo poo. i'm not sure if i ever did. i mean, i do remember whenever i applied for federal financial aid there was a question on there asking if i was registered, and if i wasn't, they would automatically do it. but i don't know if they ever did. (i'm 35 btw, so this was a while ago) You signed up for the Draft at the DMV most likely.
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Mr Interweb posted:well, poo poo. i'm not sure if i ever did. i mean, i do remember whenever i applied for federal financial aid there was a question on there asking if i was registered, and if i wasn't, they would automatically do it. but i don't know if they ever did. (i'm 35 btw, so this was a while ago) https://www.sss.gov/Registration/Check-a-Registration/Verification-Form
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 23:00 |
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There was an ice cream parlor that gave free ice cream to children on their birthday, but you could use a fake name and birthday to sign up repeatedly. They sold the list to the Selective Service board, with the result that the US tried to send some fake ice cream people to Vietnam.
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 23:02 |
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That quiz is bullshit. It didn't accept Slick Willy and it told me this was wrong
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 23:09 |
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Rollersnake posted:I assume the lower % identifying Donald Trump among the NYT avg. compared to the US avg. is from people answering "some rear end in a top hat" as I did. Yeah, I definitely called him Cheeto Benito and it didn't take so..
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 23:26 |
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well looks like i was indeed registered, and within a month of my 18th birthday! thanks! guess this means i will indeed be able to vote trump out next year
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 23:31 |
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https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1210150906769084416
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 23:33 |
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If I give my kids all their gifts from Mom and Dad, but Santa still eats their cookies, what will their politics be when they grow up?
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 23:46 |
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Push El Burrito posted:That quiz is bullshit. It didn't accept Slick Willy and it told me this was wrong I got 43 out of 52 right, but it counted it as 42 because it counted Deval Patrick as wrong even though I spelled his name right. I also confused LeBron James for Kobe Bryant Got all the soccer players but Megan Rapinoe wrong too.
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 23:52 |
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I never turned in that postcard they send you when you turn 18 and I've always wondered if I ever signed up/what the consequences would be if I never registered, but somehow I was registered about a year after my 18th birthday
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# ? Dec 26, 2019 23:52 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1210207810291671045 All the foreign leaders think your an idiot, even the dictators that you think are your best friends think your an idiot that's an easy mark.
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 00:13 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1210183406904074240
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 00:15 |
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https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1210228197180297216 lol petty bitch
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 00:19 |
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It's even sadder when you learn that the cuts were done in 2014. They took out about 8 minutes of footage to shorten the runtime for television: https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/cbc-trump-scene-home-alone-2-1.5408809
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 00:29 |
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Mr Interweb posted:well looks like i was indeed registered, and within a month of my 18th birthday! Citizenship applications typically spike in election years, so processing times get longer as you approach the election. You can check processing times on the USCIS website for the office for your jurisdiction, but remember that timeframe is optimistic and will get longer as this year goes on. If you intend to register and vote, do not delay your paperwork.
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 00:46 |
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I'm sure that many posters in this thread have stories of political discussions with their families at Christmas, but I had a discussion that had such whiplash I thought I'd share it: My father is a 60 year old factory worker from rural Ohio. He's worked for the same factory for 35 years, while also working night as a meatcutter and janitor. We live in a farming community and there are several houses within shouting distance from where I live that proudly display rebel flags. This place is full of meth and racism, and it's a hole. Anyhow, my father started a story like this: "The factory I've been working at has been hiring a lot of blacks from a nearby community. They're all terrible, they show up late and can't do math, they can barely read and they can't follow directions" At this point I was about to, well, explode on him when he continued: "Talking to them their schooling sounds like it was terrible, we've really failed them and we need to do better to support their communities. It makes me sad and frustrated that they live so close to us but have seen so little of the world and don't have the same resources we have. We really have to do better for them in the future"
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:10 |
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Manifest Dynasty posted:Citizenship applications typically spike in election years, so processing times get longer as you approach the election. You can check processing times on the USCIS website for the office for your jurisdiction, but remember that timeframe is optimistic and will get longer as this year goes on. If you intend to register and vote, do not delay your paperwork. oh yeah, definitely. was planning on submitting my applications sometime this week.
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:11 |
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Mr Interweb posted:hello, friend goons! need some quick help here. I renewed my GC because if it expires within the next 6 months you can't naturalize. Oh well guess I'll wait another 9 years and see where we are.
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i am harry posted:I renewed my GC because if it expires within the next 6 months you can't naturalize. Oh well guess I'll wait another 9 years and see where we are. wait, really? that wasn't one of the questions on the checklist though! D:
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:18 |
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That isn't true. That must be a misreading of a requirement. Edit: I believe that if you file more than 6 months before your gc expiration, you can request a temporary LPR extension stamp in your passport while your N-400 is pending for free. If you file withing 6 months, they will make you file the I-90 to renew the card instead. Manifest Dynasty fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Dec 27, 2019 |
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Rollersnake posted:I assume the lower % identifying Donald Trump among the NYT avg. compared to the US avg. is from people answering "some rear end in a top hat" as I did. I answered "Winnie the Pooh" to Xi Jinping and it counted me wrong.
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:20 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1210350571452022784 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1210351400313638914
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Generic American posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1210350571452022784 Didn't Trump do that cameo purely to bilk a SAG membership out of it after Hollywood laughed him out of town in the 80s?
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:28 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Didn't Trump do that cameo purely to bilk a SAG membership out of it after Hollywood laughed him out of town in the 80s?
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nine-gear crow posted:Didn't Trump do that cameo purely to bilk a SAG membership out of it after Hollywood laughed him out of town in the 80s? He forced anyone who wanted to shoot in one of his buildings to film a cameo like that and have their stars schmooze him and call him "Mr. Trump" and such. Everyone would play along and then shoot the scene, and simply cut the cameo in editing. But Home Alone 2 left in in for some reason. When Matt Damon described it, it sounded more like an ego thing than a money scheme. Like, Trump just wanted to force celebrities to kiss his rear end, and then brag about how he was in Scent of a Woman and such.
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:39 |
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Manifest Dynasty posted:That isn't true. That must be a misreading of a requirement. And then you can naturalize, but gently caress paying $750 right after paying $500 just so that you can vote. And maybe be a loving cop.
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:39 |
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i am harry posted:And then you can naturalize, but gently caress paying $750 right after paying $500 just so that you can vote. And maybe be a loving cop. Right but I'm saying it's not an actual legal requirement that you renew the card to naturalize. It's just "recommended."
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Hmm, yes, ensured every one live in pig slop for centuries while Islam scienced it up in the mid east. Thank you baby Jesus for halting progress for a few centuries Lol, gently caress Trump
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:46 |
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Lassitude posted:He forced anyone who wanted to shoot in one of his buildings to film a cameo like that and have their stars schmooze him and call him "Mr. Trump" and such. Everyone would play along and then shoot the scene, and simply cut the cameo in editing. But Home Alone 2 left in in for some reason. When Matt Damon described it, it sounded more like an ego thing than a money scheme. Like, Trump just wanted to force celebrities to kiss his rear end, and then brag about how he was in Scent of a Woman and such. Wow, that's even more miserably cynical than I thought.
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:56 |
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Manifest Dynasty posted:Right but I'm saying it's not an actual legal requirement that you renew the card to naturalize. It's just "recommended." but if you have to pay the green card renewal fee in addition to the naturalization fee, isn't that technically required?
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 01:59 |
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Didn't that movie come out around the time Trump divorced Ivana? Jr. should be glad the point of time where neither parent wanted him was erased.
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CubeTheory posted:I'm sure that many posters in this thread have stories of political discussions with their families at Christmas, but I had a discussion that had such whiplash I thought I'd share it:
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