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Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Sleeveless posted:

What better way to close out 2019 than a bunch of people unironically doing variations of "I identify as an attack helicopter"

They only ever have two jokes. The same two. jokes.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Queen Combat posted:

They only ever have two jokes. The same two. jokes.

Don't you start. Doing "I'm the ---" at furries isn't even remotely the same.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I like sand bubbler crabs

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Pick posted:

I like sand bubbler crabs

Who wouldn't?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

some reaaaaal rear end in a top hat

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XJtq2d_lFs

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Pick posted:

some reaaaaal rear end in a top hat

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

This was amazing :3:

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Even if its not attack helicopter joke it still sucks rear end. Im wacky random animal!! LOL

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Bet noone thought of this one before! :razz:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
I'm a video game reference.

I didn't intend for it to be an "I'm an attack helicopter" reference

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


ArfJason posted:

Even if its not attack helicopter joke it still sucks rear end. Im wacky random animal!! LOL

Making fun of someones sexual/gender identity.
Making fun of someone for being a quintuple dicked naga/wolf hybrid online.

EXACTLY THE SAME

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Sleeveless posted:

What better way to close out 2019 than a bunch of people unironically doing variations of "I identify as an attack helicopter"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Having a gender identity other than the one you were assigned is not even remotely the same thing as having a fursona you massive, massive dumbass.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and the attack helicopter joke is disparaging toward trans/NB people, and my joke was not in any way disparaging to furries. You’re getting lazy, Guy.

Ariong has a new favorite as of 02:29 on Dec 27, 2019

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012

im having fun, isnt everyone else?

Paying someone nine hundred US dollars to draw a dog man with neon green fur getting ram jammed by Sonic the Hedgehog is the ONLY ethical consumption under capitalism.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

ArfJason's entire gimmick is critiquing every poster they dislike as though he and that poster were both a 12-year-old on Reddit in 2010.

Sleeveless's entire gimmick is openly hating everyone and everything discussed on this website.

Don't fuckin' bother. If you want to make fun of furry excess, be my guest, but anything not related to SA in some way could probably fit in just as well in the GBS DeviantArt thread, which is a lot of fun.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Pastry of the Year posted:

Don't you start. Doing "I'm the ---" at furries isn't even remotely the same.

Oh no, I was referencing the attack helicopter bullshit, not the furry thing. But I can see how in context it may have seemed like that. My bad.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I'm a Rhino

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Queen Combat posted:

Oh no, I was referencing the attack helicopter bullshit, not the furry thing. But I can see how in context it may have seemed like that. My bad.

No harm done, friend!


I mean —

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


One who should smile more

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown posted:

One who should smile more

Seriously

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

Man, I just got a blip that the Tax man was streaming on twitch and he looks and sounds awful. :smith:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I've talked about it in other threads long ago but I dated a girl who made commissioned furry art and have been to a few conventions of varying sizes in the role of chaperone/support because she couldn't leave the artist's alley during business hours

The takeaways are this:
1) furries are on the whole pretty chill in person
2) there is always an ongoing drop-in Smash game going, which is where I spent most of my time
3) there are definitely, absolutely predatory people there (and not just the Lions!!) but they are few and often known - people are largely good about pointing them out
4) they run the gamut from teenager to greybeard, and the oldest ones are by far the creepiest
5) I felt more comfortable there than I would have at any given ComicCon, although the ones I went to were mostly smaller venues and it was over a decade ago
6) watching the other guests in the hotel try to puzzle out what was happening was extremely funny

The only people who really stood out to me in a bad way were a pair of twins who, aside from being male, would not have stood out as understudies for The Shining, and a guy who was apparently a professional Smash player who ruined the game for everyone else, would not drop out from playing, was rude as gently caress and smelled worse than anyone else I have ever encountered, and that includes all of the fursuit ravers. Although it is my understanding that that is par for the course among Smash players, less so than furries generally, this person just happened to overlap

I've never really understood genuine hatred for furries since that experience because their bad apple sorts seem to be representative of the nerdish population in general - every shithead has his mirror in anime or video game or comics fandoms, he just spent his $900 on a fursuit instead of a costume of loving Dart from The Legend of Dragoon or whatever

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

rodbeard posted:

He wrote a horse rape porn that's longer than war and peace.

lmfao

awkwerd paws
Dec 30, 2012

weezy kiss baby on the lips in the rap city basement
having read the last two pages or so of this id like to ask if this is authentically what people believe and that everyone thinks we are actually what im seeing projected here because oh my god

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




🤔🤔🤔 would it make me a jellicle rhino

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

🤔🤔🤔 would it make me a jellicle rhino

Depends, how do you feel about putting on a spandex fursuit with your junk on full display?

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

awkwerd paws posted:

having read the last two pages or so of this id like to ask if this is authentically what people believe and that everyone thinks we are actually what im seeing projected here because oh my god

can you rephrase that a bit?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

awkwerd paws posted:

having read the last two pages or so of this id like to ask if this is authentically what people believe and that everyone thinks we are actually what im seeing projected here because oh my god

Designate the antecedent of “we”.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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awkwerd paws posted:

having read the last two pages or so of this id like to ask if this is authentically what people believe and that everyone thinks we are actually what im seeing projected here because oh my god

With such a long run on sentence it's pretty impressive you didn't use enough words to express whatever thought you were going for.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

awkwerd paws posted:

having read the last two pages or so of this id like to ask if this is authentically what people believe and that everyone thinks we are actually what im seeing projected here because oh my god

Yes this is what everyone thinks of furries lmao if you didn't realize it.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

if awkward paws is a furry than the sentence makes sense

i have to say, my current stereotype with regard to furries is 'probably not nazis', which is a positive stereotype

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
nazi furs are a thing but they get exhiled from the community pretty quick from my understanding, there's a picture of a furry in a nazi get up and it's hilarious in all the bad ways.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

oystertoadfish posted:

if awkward paws is a furry than the sentence makes sense

It’s worse.

They’re a former FYAD poster.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ExplodingSims posted:

Making fun of someones sexual/gender identity.
Making fun of someone for being a quintuple dicked naga/wolf hybrid online.

EXACTLY THE SAME

Well said.

Although if someone declares without irony that their sexual identity is "vampire, yes a literal vampire" I reserve the right to laugh in their face.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
*stares blankly at a person dressed as a plush dog covered in stale semen*

I just can't find anything funny here.

*squints*

No, absolutely nothing.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

The root of the matter is that Sleeveless did a troll post, as he always does, and ArfJason said it wasn't funny. And of course the guy who didn't troll got the worse prob, because reading comprehension is dead.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

awkwerd paws posted:

having read the last two pages or so of this id like to ask if this is authentically what people believe and that everyone thinks we are actually what im seeing projected here because oh my god

God, you're so whiny.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Coolness Averted posted:

I'll check with the folks who said it next time I see them and friend who is closer to her than I ever was. I'll also follow up with a "Are you sure? Or are you putting 2 and 2 together about stuff, like 'Oh she had another abusive ex back then, and you just assumed it was the other internet guy.'" I also don't know how much of it is "Hey this person was lovely as an SO 15 years ago, but not a bad person forever," with Niel C, since she's civil with a few other exes too. It's always hard to tell with that LA famous nerd crowd how terrible a given a person is. Like I just assumed from stuff I'd heard and my interactions with him that Landis acted like a jerk as part of his shtick and was just a terrible partner, but nope he turned out to be a sexcreep, it also didn't help that some of the people he abused at various times defended him. -Which I guess tying back to SA, Max Landis was def not a goon because one time I made an "open palm slam" gag on the internet and he accused me of stealing it from 'that lady on twitter' and not FYAD.


yeah I hate this sort of defeatism, especially since it's usually just kinda wheeled about as an excuse not to try harder to fix things. At best it's a coping mechanism for feeling powerless, at worst it's a shittier hand wave to avoid responsibility. At least accelerationists pretend they're making things better by not doing poo poo.

cicierega is also boston area, he's not LA.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Something I think people overlook re the Furred Reich is that plenty of communities don’t have Nazi factions.

It is good that furries by and large kicked out the Nazis, but I have to ask: why were they ever welcome?

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Who What Now posted:

God, you're so whiny.

Also might be going through menopause. Because of the lack of periods, you see.

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