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Whorelord posted:i hate to call shitpost but that's a shitpost, decently written op but then he goes into how he makes 2 million a year and poo poo and it just loses all credibility On the other hand though is that behaviour anything but believable for someone who makes that much money
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Ghost Leviathan posted:On the other hand though is that behaviour anything but believable for someone who makes that much money of course not, but i doubt that kind of person would have even the tiniest bit of self reflection to ask about whether or not they're a prick on reddit, or even necessarily know what reddit is
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Whorelord posted:of course not, but i doubt that kind of person would have even the tiniest bit of self reflection to ask about whether or not they're a prick on reddit, or even necessarily know what reddit is You'd be surprised. Like the only redeeming feature of twitter is getting to see all the people who are paid way too much to have opinions have to deal with the hoi polloi being able and all to willing to tell them they're dumb pieces of poo poo, and the resulting meltdowns.
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Whorelord posted:i hate to call shitpost but that's a shitpost, decently written op but then he goes into how he makes 2 million a year and poo poo and it just loses all credibility "I make 2 million a year" = "I'm a contractor/salesman with lumpy income and had a $150000 month once"
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Dec 27, 2019 14:31
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I'm starting to think making GBS threads all over the assholes in this thread actually makes some of y'all feel good inside, and that's just fuckin sad
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snergle posted:whats the thread title from i ctrl f'd europe and went back 10 pages. the thread moves so fast some times. the heat goes wrong posted:Both redditors and OP seem to be weirdly focused on there being childrens toys and pictures in the same room during the sex.
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Mozi posted:I don’t care, stop talking about it. Stop talking about things in the talk about things thread That's a chump opinion right there
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kru posted:Stop talking about things in the talk about things thread No, they're right
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Ghost Leviathan posted:On the other hand though is that behaviour anything but believable for someone who makes that much money On the other hand though that post definitely 100% is fanfiction just like the rest of the reddit front page. You would think people in this thread would realize by now how to spot fake posts. Normally it's way too on-the-nose.
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the heat goes wrong posted:Both redditors and OP seem to be weirdly focused on there being childrens toys and pictures in the same room during the sex. Here's a classic Dan Savage letter: quote:I have an awesome relationship with an awesome guy. He loves me and takes care of me. I'm GGG and he's vanilla. I only draw the line at poop, animals, and children. But he's never asked me for anything other than vanilla sex. Which is why I don't know what to do. I went downstairs late the other night, and he was sitting on the couch masturbating while stroking the cat, which was sitting on his chest. The cat was sitting ON him, Dan, WHILE he was yanking himself. I don't know if he saw me. I went right back upstairs and went to bed. In the morning, he acted like nothing happened. Now I don't know what to do. Confront him? Get him help? Get rid of the cat?
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Dec 27, 2019 15:28
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Thank you for this thread title. The best parts of this thread are smug Euros showing up to claim all Americans are hopeless prudes for whatever reason.
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BF with a fetish or pimp in the making?quote:My BF gets aroused by the idea of sexually sharing me with others. Getting gang banged by strangers, etc. It’s the only thing he can get off to. But his fantasy has evolved over the past year. He thinks I’m “the hottest girl he’s ever been with” and says he’s just in awe over my looks, which is why he sends private photos of me to his friends without my permission. I’ve made it clear that is not something I find acceptable. But wait, there's more! Why is my boyfriend (M26) afraid of his own sperm? quote:Boyfriend expects me to willingly swallow his cum like it’s nothing, but can’t handle it touching his skin and freaks out/gets mad if it comes into contact with him. HIS. OWN. CUM.
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zakharov posted:Thank you for this thread title. The best parts of this thread are smug Euros showing up to claim all Americans are hopeless prudes for whatever reason. I dunno if it’s quite as good as people claiming giving strippers handjobs isn’t cheating but it’s up there... unless quarkjets and such fun are European, in which case it’s just a subset of the smug euros/American prudes thing.
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zakharov posted:Thank you for this thread title. The best parts of this thread are smug Euros showing up to claim all Americans are hopeless prudes for whatever reason. nah im fairly sure it's actually grape coming in and telling us europeans about our own continent and getting it wrong every time
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Pinecone Sample posted:BF with a fetish or pimp in the making? This woman is absolutely going to wake up with one of this guy's friends raping her one day.
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The future epic divorce guy implies in his edit that bread winning is the only function he thinks he needs to do so of course he says how much he makes. He thinks that earns him family man points from which to argue his position that his daughter should defer to whatever asinine opinion he has.
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Dec 27, 2019 15:40
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I’m an American in Europe and they’re liberal about some things but horrendous with others (decent weed, people of color, to name a few)
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Barcelona outlawed nudity so euros are coward prudes just like us
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hawowanlawow posted:I'm starting to think making GBS threads all over the assholes in this thread actually makes some of y'all feel good inside, and that's just fuckin sad He said, making GBS threads all over people without a trace of irony.
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hawowanlawow posted:I'm starting to think making GBS threads all over the assholes in this thread actually makes some of y'all feel good inside, and that's just fuckin sad How did it take you 6000 pages to start thinking that?
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xtal posted:How did it take you 6000 pages to start thinking that? Constipation is the likely cause
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Whorelord posted:nah im fairly sure it's actually grape coming in and telling us europeans about our own continent and getting it wrong every time Yeah, that time I compared how Native Americans aren't a monolith and have ethnic conflicts and issues like European groups do, and the Western Euros flipped their poo poo about it was pretty funny.
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Dec 27, 2019 16:55
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What do you mean there's a north and south Irish
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kru posted:Stop talking about things in the talk about things thread Normally people going on and on about poo poo it just part of the deal. But ya'll are going on and on about some poo poo that wasn't the topic of the post. I feel like people have missed the fact that he was never asking if he was the rear end in a top hat for walking out on the family and, consequently, barely included any details at all about it. Arguing at length over this is supremely stupid because the dude intentionally didn't give really any details about it because it wasn't the topic of his post. He wanted to know if he was the rear end in a top hat for revealing the truth about his "daughter's" parentage. He was not asking for opinions on him walking out, so it was mentioned briefly with only the barest detail. We know only the absolute minimum about the circumstances, so arguing in circles about this is dumb as hell.
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Grape posted:Yeah, that time I compared how Native Americans aren't a monolith and have ethnic conflicts and issues like European groups do, and the Western Euros flipped their poo poo about it was pretty funny. lol you said that Irish and English people don't date/marry and after people pointed out you were wrong and then you started going on about when interrailing or something
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AITA for spending more money on my car than on my girl’s engagement ring? So I got down on one knee and popped the question to my girlfriend. Thought I was doing it right. I open the ring box and her face drops. She says yes thankfully since we are surrounded by our family and friends. And then she pulls me aside to go upstairs and all havoc breaks loose. Backstory - I purchased a 50k car for me last week. This is my first brand new car and I’ve been frugal all year so I can afford it without financing. I don’t like to finance anything or have debt besides my mortgage. I feel like if there’s a way to pay cash you should. I am financially responsible and this has been my only luxury in a long time. Our finances are separate. Anyway, I joked that I’m gifting the car to myself for Xmas. It was my gift to myself for getting a great raise and for having a successful year at work. I make 200k and that’s not to brag it’s important info for later. So when she sees the ring she’s clearly disappointed. It is the style of ring she wants, from the brand she’s always wanted. It’s just not big enough. Let me tell you, it’s not small. It .98 carats so just a hair under a full carat. It’s a natural diamond which I thought was wasteful to begin with because they’re essentially worthless carbon pieces but she wanted it so I wanted to make her happy. The diamond is great quality, it’s from a luxury known jewelry store that does not carry flawed diamonds. That being said, you pay for the name. I could have gotten her twice the size elsewhere from a no name jeweler with similar specs. She was very adamant she wanted the luxury brand. She’s throwing in my face that I valued getting myself a car over her “once in a lifetime” ring. I paid 12k for her ring. She says that since I make 200k that I could have afforded the ring and diamond size she liked. It would of been 5-7k more so like 17-20k total for a loving ring. Am I dumb? Is it not okay to spend more money on a vehicle that I’ll use every day to get me to and from work? She’s says she uses her ring everyday. I mentioned that we can return it and get her preferred size at another store where we can get more for the money. She said no. I also told her that she’s welcomed to exchange it for a larger diamond if she wants to cover the difference with her own money if she wants the same luxury brand. She said no one pays for their own diamond especially when their SO drops 50k a week before getting and makes 200k. So this is where I’m conflicted reddit, I feel a little guilty for buying the car and spending the money right before her ring. I guess I could have spent less and spent more on the ring but I really believe engagement rings are kind of a waste of money. If I didn’t buy the car I wouldn’t think I’m an rear end in a top hat but she’s painting it that way to family and friends. It doesn’t help that her girlfriend’s rings are bigger and even my mother agrees that her diamond is small. I didn’t think engagement rings were a dick measuring contest. Edit- she knows the carat weight because it has it engraved under the band.
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Unless she wants a bigger ring so she can hop in to it and drive to work that's a pretty dumb comparison. Spending even that 12k on jewelry was wasteful.
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Excuse me, conductor? Yes I'd like to make a complaint. There is not enough gravy on this train and I'm upset about it.
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Lady should be glad her bf didn't get a plastic ring pop with a brown mood stone shaped like a heart lol
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Whorelord posted:lol you said that Irish and English people don't date/marry and after people pointed out you were wrong and then you started going on about when interrailing or something I said that even in places with lowered tensions that are mostly in the past you can still have awkward relationships, especially concerning older relatives. Particularly imagine an Irish lad and his best English gal going to her home for dinner and Uncle Gammon starts talking about how Boris Johnson owned the Irish today and how they need to remember their place.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I didn’t think engagement rings were a dick measuring contest. That was your first mistake. Well, deciding to marry a woman that venal was your first mistake. Going through with it will be your third.
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I am forever grateful that my wife's family had a legacy engagement ring that my wife loved and had been promised. I have a general moral objection to African diamonds and was also a poor student when we got married. I have no idea how I would have navigated that territory.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:He said, making GBS threads all over people without a trace of irony. yes but it doesn't make me feel good and I didn't smear on a ten foot layer of hyperbole some people you can just tell are extremely online, that's why we have the description extremely online
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Grape posted:I said that even in places with lowered tensions that are mostly in the past you can still have awkward relationships, especially concerning older relatives. ah so stuff on the level of tepid poo poo talking that goes on at international rugby matches then?
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12k on a loving diamond and she's still not satisfied. If he goes through with marrying her he deserves everything he gets imo
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AITA for leaving my family Christmas party after receiving a “joke” gift? Some background information needed: When I was 19 I did something stupid with my friends and ended up staying a night in jail, mugshot and all. It was harmless dumb teenage stuff but I will always regret it and am very embarrassed of the whole situation. I’m now in my 40s with with my own children and a niece and nephew. My sister tends to let her children get away with things that I don’t let my children get away with and always gives me a hard time about being too strict with them. To prove a point, she gifted me a blanket with my mugshot from years ago plastered on it. In front of my kids and her kids. None of them knew about the situation prior to this moment and I don’t think it was her place or the right way to tell them about it. After an argument between my sister and I, my husband suggested we go home for the night. AITA?
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HOT BREAD! posted:12k on a loving diamond and she's still not satisfied. If he goes through with marrying her he deserves everything he gets imo Actually wait he up and bought a 50k car right before proposing, just guillotine them both, case closed
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can't even really wear a ring that big I see those huge diamond rings and I immediately think of televangelist wives
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zakharov posted:Thank you for this thread title. The best parts of this thread are smug Euros showing up to claim all Americans are hopeless prudes for whatever reason. Americans are hopeless prudes. It's just not because in Europe people think for some reason its OK to give strippers hand jobs in hen parties or jizz all over a 6 year old sheets.
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