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razorrozar posted:what the gently caress actually is boxing day It's Cockney Rhyming Slang for "hey"
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Boxing Day, so what.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1210665140162424832quote:Fr Roger Matassoli, 91, was found dead on 4 November at his home near Beauvais, choked by a crucifix stuffed down his throat. There were also multiple blows to his body. A 19-year-old suspect named Alexandre was soon arrested but has been held in hospital because he appeared delirious.
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They’ll do an investigation and move Alexandre to another diocese.
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Platystemon posted:They’ll do an investigation and move Alexandre to another diocese. Cadaver sermon
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Catholic Church Used Crop Duster To Spray Holy Water Over Louisiana Town
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This story about blessing the fields and bringing people together is obviously a cover. Town's got a vampire problem.
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I'm always surprised this doesn't happen more often.
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Decent people bought the "violence is invariably bad" poo poo hook, line and sinker.
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Dig that non-apology:quote:In an emailed statement to WTOP later Friday, MGA Entertainment founder and CEO Isaac Larian said, “I am extremely upset to hear about our fans’ negative experience with the L.O.L. Surprise! Glamper. Safety is a top priority when we develop our products, which must pass third-party toy testing and all applicable safety requirements before they’re shipped to retailers.”
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They redesigned it. Whether they’ll modify the moulds: that is an open question.
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LOL surprise! Finger clamper
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Finally a gift idea for people who hate children
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BattleMaster posted:LOL surprise! Finger clamper He's just salty because Loss Of Limbs was his actual intended glamp surprise
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Phlegmish posted:Finally a gift idea for people who hate children They came out with lawn darts decades ago
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BattleMaster posted:LOL surprise! Finger clamper 
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My child's hand is stuck in this toy, and is in obvious distress, better take a loving picture for the 'ol 'gram before I attempt to free them.
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Elviscat posted:My
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Elviscat posted:My child's hand is stuck in this toy, and is in obvious distress, better take a loving picture for the 'ol 'gram before I attempt to free them. Unfortunately as lovely as it is posting pictures on social media is often the only way to get an actual response from companies.
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Do not skip the article on this one
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Inceltown posted:Do not skip the article on this one https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/golden-ticket-arrest/
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Nooooooo, fooled again.
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As apology, please enjoy this factual horror show: Burglary suspect kept stolen brain beneath porch and used it to get high, police say
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Squidster posted:As apology, please enjoy this factual horror show: Burglary suspect kept stolen brain beneath porch and used it to get high, police say quote:“This is one of those situations where, I think, a lot of guys were surprised,” Hicks said. You don't say
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Squidster posted:As apology, please enjoy this factual horror show: Burglary suspect kept stolen brain beneath porch and used it to get high, police say Huh, he took a sip.
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US ambassador forced to defend moustache after South Koreans criticise ‘disrespectful’ facial hair
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Absurd Alhazred posted:US ambassador forced to defend moustache after South Koreans criticise ‘disrespectful’ facial hair I thought this was just random inane poo poo until the article got to the part where the ambassador has a Japanese mother, then I was like "Oh, right, garden variety racism."
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Elviscat posted:My child's hand is stuck in this toy, and is in obvious distress, better take a loving picture for the 'ol 'gram before I attempt to free them. Unfortunately, this is a thing that predates Instagram. It gives parents something to share when the kids get married.
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What even is this toy? Tacky single mom goes camping?  Yes, bringing a makeup mirror is the most important thing when *checks notes* camping.  Dear lord, how many children does this young woman have?  Oh no.  Oooh nooo!  Why are toys for little girls such trash?
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It's just a very modern reboot of Madeline.
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Lmao I didn’t see the child pageant twist coming
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Squidster posted:As apology, please enjoy this factual horror show: Burglary suspect kept stolen brain beneath porch and used it to get high, police say 
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I'm disappointed that this isn't a smilie.
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ultrafilter posted:I'm disappointed that this isn't a smilie. $30 and a friendly admin can make that a reality (it's too big to be a regular one, I think). Call it :brainmeats:
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Facebook Aunt posted:What even is this toy? Tacky single mom goes camping? "Glamping" is a actual thing pinstagram influencers and rich kids do where you pay thousands of bucks for a "all inclusive outdoors experience" in a yurt-shaped hotel room complete with professional chefs to cook your food, and professional photographers to get you the perfect shots of the campfire building workshop or whatever for your 'gram. There are of course versions that target male fragility too, in a sort of capitalist exploitative cargo-culting of the 1980s men's movement "sweat lodge and totem pole" stuff but without all the psychological/philosophical stuff because Iron John isn't on Blinkist. https://vimeo.com/55420992
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