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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Defiance Industries posted:

Having generational cohorts be 20 years long is dumb as gently caress anyway, especially when you're talking about grouping together people who remember watching the Berlin Wall come down with people who can barely remember a world without iPhones. Don't acknowledge them in any way and you're all the richer.

OK boomer

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

MamatKunem posted:

instead of a restuarant, that lady should do what Pick did and open up a whore-store

I don't think it's really fair to pick on someone who is literally not allowed to post in the thread.

MamatKunem
Oct 15, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
did she finally get raped?

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

MamatKunem posted:

did she finally get raped?

What the gently caress

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Judging by their post history, a FYAD escapee

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009


never post again

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

I like how some people try to separate out the "micro-generation" between Gen X and Millennials. That line is mostly drawn between computers being specialist tools and everyday and pundits think there needs to be a word for folks who grew up in the transition between the two, since we can tend to be digital or analog as needed. Never-mind that generational generalizations are useless when applied to the individual anyway and highly dependent on region/class.

And yet for all the names like Xennial that they try to use, nobody goes for the obvious one to describe a group straddling meatspace and the computer world: we are the Cyborg Generation.

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420
One big intragenerational split is boomer parents vs. gen X parents. If you ask the early '90s babies, "for your friends whose parents you haven't met, can you guess how old their parents are?" they probably can

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AITA for letting another man touch my butt?

I am a woman in my early 20's, who's currently on a trip with a group of friends, including my boyfriend of six montha, and my friend named Peter, who is in his mid 20's.

Over the past few days i have developed a cyst/pimple-like thing on my butt. It could also be an ingrown hair, i'm not totally sure. Whatever it is, IT HURTS. The area is super sore, and there's so much pressure. And because of the location, i can't really deal with it myself.

Peter works in an aestheticians office. He's not a medical professional, but he has recieved training in hygiene, and has helped with several extractions like this. In my head it seemed pretty natural to ask him for help. He's qualified, and there's absolutely nothing sexual about draining a cyst.

My boyfriend and our friends went for a walk, and i asked Peter to perform the exorcism on my little rear end-demon. However, my boyfriend walked in on us, and he just yelled WHAT THE gently caress. I asked him what the problem was, and we started arguing. It ended with him packing his stuff and leaving.

I kind of understand how it might have looked at first sight. But to me it seemed pretty clear that nothing shady was going on: I was on a table with towels under my butt, and a desk lamp putting a spotlight right on my rear end. Peter was wearing gloves, and there were bits of tissue with blood and pus right next to us.

My boyfriend on the other hand is super mad at me. He think that it's practically cheating, because Peter was looking at/touching my butt. He thinks i should have asked him for help, or waited 5 days before i could see a doctor.

I didn't want my boyfriend to do it, because it's kind of gross/embarassing, and Peter is more qualified. I also didn't want to wait, because i was in a lot of pain, and that thing was ready to pop anyways.

I refused to apologise to my boyfriend, because i honestly don't think i did anything wrong. Reddit, AITA?

EDIT: I didn't tell my boyfriend beforehand because i was embarassed. I realised that was wrong, and i have apologised for that over text. My BF if not answering my calls.

My boyfriend is still mad, because he thinks it was inherently wrong. If i had told him beforehand, he probably would have said no. He thinks that he should have done it, or that i should have waited 5 days so i could see a doctor.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
My boyfriend is mad at me for going to someone with training for something causing me actual physical pain, AITA

No, no you are not. :sever: with this dude, he'd get pissy if you had cancer and the one hooking you up to the chemo was a guy.

Seven Hundred Bee
Nov 1, 2006

she's not rich enough to piss away her money owning a restaurant, sadly

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I mean, it would have been nice for her to tell her boyfriend about the issue so he wouldn't walk in on other guy touching her naked butt and get unpleasantly surprised, exactly as happened. It's one of those dumb sitcom fiascos that wouldn't happen if they communicated even a little.

Evil Willow
Apr 26, 2007
Bored now...

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

DAY I GOT NOOKIE

This got absolutely no love, which is a tragedy. You made me snort water out of my nose!

Evil Willow
Apr 26, 2007
Bored now...
AITA for threatening to sue my sister because her kids broke my iPad?

quote:

This happened a couple of days before Christmas.

My sister, her 3 kids (4,6,8), and I were all staying at my parents house for the holidays. I have a 1TB iPad Pro (the largest screen model) that I use for my job. I do digital commissions, design band posters, design flyers to make money on the side as I’m in college. I saved up for a year to buy this iPad, it was an investment in my hobby.

I left the iPad plugged up in my fathers study where I was working on some projects the night before. I got up in the morning to find the thing shattered in the living room. My sister nonchalantly apologized and said “oh sorry the kids broke your screen. Dad says he has a new one he’ll give you to replace it.” She didn’t even bother to wake me up when she saw that they were broke it. I asked her why she wasn’t watching her loving kids, and how they got my iPad from my fathers study. She said that she gave it to them so they could watch YouTube. I obviously started yelling at her, and asked her how she could be to obtuse as to let her kids play with my stuff without asking. She called me selfish. “They’re my niece and nephews and I should want to share with them.” Wtf.

My dad tried to give me a iPad Air, and tell me that it was the same thing. I told him it was unacceptable and I wanted my iPad replaced immediately. He said he didn’t have the money, so I went to my sister and demanded the money. She tried to ask if she could make payments as the cost would wipe out her savings, and I said no way. I wanted the full cost of the iPad, the pencil , AND the $250 that I’m going to miss out on because I couldn’t finish the project I was working on It would be around $2200 dollars.

She tried to call me heartless, and told me to think of my niece and nephew. I told her to go gently caress herself, if she was a better mother she’d have more than 2k saved up when she has three kids. My parents think I’m over reacting, but I don’t. She is trying to avoid me and not speak to me, and I told her that I would be suing her then for the full cost of my iPad and lost wages. She’s acting like a total bitch, and crying on social media about how her heartless brother is trying to sue her and break her and her children over an “honest mistake”. I’ve gotten calls from several family members calling me a bad brother, and asking me to reconsider. I can’t believe this is happening. WIBTA for suing my “poor broke sister” because she can’t watch her loving kids?

TLDR my sisters kids broke my expensive iPad and I’m suing her, AITA?

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

I'm having fun imagining this guy barging into an operating room "hey how dare you touch her butt" to a team of doctors and nurses.

Also if she left out that Peter just happened to be naked for this I will just lose it.

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

I'd be extremely offended if my partner asked someone else to pop something before they asked me. Youtube stardom is made out of those pimple popper videos.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lucrece posted:

This got absolutely no love, which is a tragedy. You made me snort water out of my nose!

I don’t think anyone else remembers it. I mentioned it in the sagas thread and got crickets.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AITA for telling my son it’s got nothing to do with us that his girlfriend feels snubbed after he accused his father and I of being unwelcoming over Christmas?

My son has had a girlfriend for a year. He’s 27 and she’s 23. They met at the gym and my sons father and I are hesitant to welcome her ‘fully’ into the family because, well, they’ve only known each other a year. Let’s be realistic here. My son is also known to be flighty so my expectations are they won’t last long- his career is everything to him and he always puts that first,

That was my thinking when I got her a Christmas gift- my hub and I had taken a quick vacation in London before Xmas and I like to shop in a fantastic store called primark- they are kinda like Walmart but with more of a focus on clothing and home wear. I purchased her a really cute fuzzy pair of insulated socks. we got our son a more expensive gift because obviously, he’s our son.

Prior to Christmas Day my son had insisted he wanted to bring his girlfriend over for a few hours, of course we accepted. She seemed very taken and appreciative of her gift at the time. Now this is my fault, I admit it: I left the price tag on the socks (£4/$6) but I didn’t think she noticed.

However today I called my son because I hadn’t heard from him in a couple days and he seemed off on the phone. I asked what was up and he said ‘mom, you could have got her a more thoughtful gift... it’s embarrassing you got me something so expensive and her something so small.’ I told him he AND she were being ungrateful and what did he expect from me? I asked if his girlfriend had said anything and he said it was hard for her not to be hurt when she got me a personalized gift for something I like but I hadn’t paid enough attention to her interests to get her something personal.

I’m furious here. My husband is staying out of it, my daughter is irked with me because she got my sons girlfriend makeup that she knew she wanted, apparently I’m the only one who missed the memo, but I feel like a gift is a gift and she should be grateful regardless. My son also left a snide message that his girlfriend had given us all thoughtful gifts and I should have done the same but feel like I’ve completely been turned off her.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I don’t think anyone else remembers it. I mentioned it in the sagas thread and got crickets.

DAY I GOT CRICKETS

Evil Willow
Apr 26, 2007
Bored now...

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I don’t think anyone else remembers it. I mentioned it in the sagas thread and got crickets.

I'd completely forgotten about it too, but "Day I got Cookie" will always be a classic! I'm so glad you reminded me of it :)

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Lucrece posted:

AITA for threatening to sue my sister because her kids broke my iPad?

this reads fake to me but i think its author should be :thermidor: anyway on principle

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

razorrozar posted:

this reads fake to me but i think its author should be :thermidor: anyway on principle

Why? Her sister destroyed thousands in his property because rather than watch her kids she stole his stuff and handed it to them so they could watch YouTube. (At an hour late enough the op had gone to bed)

When the destroyed stuff was found she was completely unapologetic about her behavior and nobody showed any care about replacing it, focusing on how it would hurt them with zero regard for having hurt the OP.

It's fake absurdity because the OP is a college kid that had to save up for the tablet, and yet has the money for a lawyer, but loaning thousands in someone else's property to kids that smash stuff isnt a cool thing to do.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

razorrozar posted:

this reads fake to me but i think its author should be :thermidor: anyway on principle

The author is the rear end in a top hat you say?

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Kuros posted:

The author is the rear end in a top hat you say?

Well, he doesdid have a 1tb ipad pro

xtal fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Dec 29, 2019

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

razorrozar posted:

this reads fake to me but i think its author should be :thermidor: anyway on principle

I like the ever shrinking amounts of wealth needed to be worth the guillotine here. Is it just the Ipad Pro owners who go up against the wall now? Or anyone with a tablet?

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Patrick Spens posted:

I like the ever shrinking amounts of wealth needed to be worth the guillotine here. Is it just the Ipad Pro owners who go up against the wall now? Or anyone with a tablet?

Just the people who spend $2000 on tablets worth 1/4 of that. Apple products are Veblen goods so are inherently guillotineworthy

xtal fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Dec 29, 2019

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

Cut-off is between iPad 32gb and 128gb

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Trapick posted:

Cut-off is between iPad 32gb and 128gb

Does anyone have the scale of proletariat iPads to bourgeoisie iPads?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
From the writing style the author is clearly an rear end in a top hat, but as presented the sister just as clearly the one in the wrong, especially given that the iPad was something the author used for work. But as mentioned, it's either fake or everyone involved is a giant idiot for not suggesting they merely repair the tablet instead.

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

razorrozar posted:

this reads fake to me but i think its author should be :thermidor: anyway on principle

People having stuff = get executed. You must be really fun at parties

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

tactlessbastard posted:

Pete's also improved by not writing his own story. That's why they didn't let Jesus write the gospels.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Squashing Machine posted:

People having stuff = get executed. You must be really fun at parties

Looks like those remedial literacy courses aren't going so well, but keep trying, Squashing Machine

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Squashing Machine posted:

People having stuff = get executed. You must be really fun at parties

found the next volunteer for the thermidor :thermidor:

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

QuarkJets posted:

Looks like those remedial literacy courses aren't going so well, but keep trying, Squashing Machine

Every third post in this thread is about how people should be killed for increasingly stupid and miniscule things so I think I'm doing just fine, dude

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Death is certain, but Pete is eternal.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I figure it's already a red flag when kids managed to break expensive electronics. Plenty of kids treasure their entertainment devices like their own baby and they're not the easiest thing to break unless you're actively trying, either they're way too young to be allowed around electronics unsupervised or are in the habit of breaking anything in reach for kicks, which seems to be a pretty good indicator of shittastic parents going by this thread.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

QuarkJets posted:

This other dude was fine with his girlfriend taking a trip with a male friend until he learned that they had very recent history. He didn't break up with her on the spot, he expressed his feelings on the matter without outright issuing an ultimatum. We don't know how she has responded, and he has said that he's planning to break up with her if she decides to go anyway.

It's like... exactly the Pete story but from Pete's perspective and taking place a few days before the breakup

I agree that there's a lot of Pete-ness going on here, regarding self-respect, boundaries, communication, etc. But the really amazing thing about Pete was the line with Ultimatums; Pete did not issue an ultimatum like the new guy did; infact, he had that amazing line about "this is not an ultimatum, I'm leaving you". That is what takes Pete from a great guy into a Legend.

Amen.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Squashing Machine posted:

Every third post in this thread is about how people should be killed for increasingly stupid and miniscule things so I think I'm doing just fine, dude

Well if this were a self-grading course I'm sure you'd be getting straight As but on a more objective basis you're a D student

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

QuarkJets posted:

Well if this were a self-grading course I'm sure you'd be getting straight As but on a more objective basis you're a D student

On an objective basis you're too tiring to care about

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Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

QuarkJets posted:

Well if this were a self-grading course I'm sure you'd be getting straight As but on a more objective basis you're a D student
This is the lamest thing anyone has ever posted.

A D is still a pass nerdlinger.

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