PHIZ KALIFA posted:

this forum is the world's largest collection of disaffeceted Classics post-docs and i think it's weird how we don't all acknowledge that more often

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Frantically trying to remember which chips are on which part of my body while under pressure

Kitfox88 posted:

playing bop it with my dick in the Whole Foods parking lot to unlock my car door

Hedrigall posted:

Bronies are the furries of furries

Phy posted:

Ah yes, the Margueriteville Heavy Infantry, aka the Wasters, masters of the "Lost Shako" assault

Platystemon posted:

You all know that it’s running backwards, right?

https://i.imgur.com/b1BvO8O.mp4

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Rich white idiot with a boat in what looks like a coastal Sydney suburb should never have attempted this in the first place on that slope but every other prick in Sydney hates these people anyway so good.

Inceltown posted:

This isn't what they mean when they say they hate boat people.

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

let's really get pedantic about this. i'm rolling up my sleeves. i'm multi-thesaurusing synonyms for hot. warm. excited. active. sizzling. roasted.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Jerry Cotton posted:

Bebibu bebibu a e a e.

Danaru posted:

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

New idea a nontraditional battle manga about canvassing for politicians and running campaigns that culminates in the Iowa caucus

AnoHito posted:

multi-PAC grifting!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Shouldn't kick gravel if you have a glass hymen

nextlevelstart posted:

Newspapers are scrolls that cast damaging spells on the reader

cumshitter posted:

I'm gay.

rodbeard posted:

sebmojo posted:

While you played Nintendo, he studied the rear end

luxury handset posted:

i was hoping elon would become an insane supervillain libertarian who can only be felled by an international superspy, like john mcafee, and not the boring pedophilia, drug, and tunnel obsessed libertarian you can find at mensa speed dating events

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I’m going to go against the grain and say that an underwater city like Rapture would be loving awesome. The only change I’d make is that instead of a libertarian Utopia, it would be an undersea commune.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Work us and cheat us
They're bourgeois
We're what the rich folk love to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no class
We eat all the rear end
Under the sea (Under the sea)
Under the sea (Under the sea)

Ariong posted:

Up on the land, the rich are kings.
Down in the deep, we own the means!
You've got to love it,
all property's public,
under the sea!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

what about those who did both at the same time

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Hey! We found the guy who liked playing Other M! Get em!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Hey, there's Bayonetta

CrumCreepCoward posted:

"Colonel Sanders called Papas papas," He gaseously expelled in a cloud of orange grease smoke as mozzarella extruded from his engorged pores, the grease sliding down his pepperoni throat and lubricating its salty walls to spew more potent venom, "people used to drag papas from trucks until they died." Proudly He stood as a Papa among mortals and toppings rained from the heavens. He knew now the day of reckoning drew nigh.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Tired:The player character is a Christ metaphor.
Wired:The player character is a Piss Christ metaphor.

Krankenstyle posted:

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Welp, I lost that game of "Guess the Thread."

Pennywise the Frown posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dJukGVu.mp4

Jerry Cotton posted:

What am I looking at here

Burt Sexual posted:

Burt, moderating gbs.

extra row of teeth posted:

I too remember the part in Bambi when he erupted out of his egg, becoming Prince of the Forest as he was the first to hatch of the brood queen’s massive clutch

(Seriously deer eggs, what the gently caress? You said she was a child but I hope she was like 4 when she said that)

Zipperelli. posted:

This is almost as good as the whole "HUMMUS HAS ESTROGEN AND WILL GIVE YOU TITS AND MAKE YOU LOVE DICK" I used to hear all the time.

Platystemon posted:

wtf

That’s dumb even by their standards.

Hummus has a handful of ingredients. Garbanzo beans, sesame seeds, vegetable oil, garlic, salt, lemon juice

Where is the œstrogen supposed to come in?

Pirate Radar posted:

estrogen is found in chickpea, duh. that’s how pregnancy tests work

infernal machines posted:

i'm just going to say it, water cooled farts are a bad idea

Shear Modulus posted:

i dont care about the mario cartoon but the live action segments of the super mario bros super show are absolutely canon. mario and luigi's training with magic johnson is the source of their basketball skills

Kitfox88 posted:

The Saddest Rhino posted:

People say I'm stupid because the words I say and my actions are stupid. That's unfair.

Krinkle posted:

Goofy sired a child by complete slapstick. He spent ten straight minutes slipping on a series of banana peels and balancing absurd piles of clattering dishes and going in and out of opposite-side-of-the-store changing rooms suddenly wearing completely different costumes and seasonal attire. When he climaxed he did the same goofy yell as when he fell off mount Kilimanjaro. As he slides out of the hospital, backwards, a nurse hands him a baby and he never learns why but he raises him as his own. I don't understand how you can know the character of Goofy and not come to the sad conclusion that max was a literal accident.

Son of Thunderbeast posted: