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El Spider posted:Excerpt from Tom Clancy's "Ghosted Recon"
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 02:24 |
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Conceal Team Six
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 02:31 |
GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Conceal Team Six Jesus loving Christ dude |
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 03:17 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Conceal Team Six |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Conceal Team Six |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 03:28 |
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i have no idea what this thread is about anymore
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 03:39 |
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tradjik posted:i have no idea what this thread is about anymore We're learning a new definition for "browbeaten". |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 03:41 |
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tradjik posted:i have no idea what this thread is about anymore Welcome to the Y O B The handcuffs click around your wrist as you hear a blow-dryer start. |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 03:42 |
Beautify Your Opponents Brutally
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 03:44 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Welcome to the i don't appreciate handcuffs or blow driers i will post over there with the lock pickers. drat handcuffs
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 03:45 |
tradjik posted:i don't appreciate handcuffs or blow driers i will post over there with the lock pickers. drat handcuffs my dude...
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 04:01 |
you're about to be loving beautiful
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 04:03 |
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owlhawk911 posted:you're about to be loving beautiful this sounds cool but is also confusing and scary. have fun itt
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 04:04 |
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I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will make you love the look of a confident, new you. |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 05:02 |
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a powerful man who offended the mafia goes to sleep. he wakes up the next morning in his golden silk sheets with an uneasy feeling. he follows a trail of dark hairs down the bed and finds a hand mirror. he looks into it and sees that in the night his eyebrows have been plucked into a perfect soft angled arch. the man screams. |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 05:07 |
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Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye. |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 07:06 |
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tradjik posted:drive by body pierce
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Using a smoky eye bomb on a crowd. |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 11:28 |
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The staff playing the high energy Pantera song "loving Hostile" on repeat over the speakers during your "relaxing" spa day.
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 14:11 |
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The Mary KGB |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 14:22 |
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catapede posted:The Mary KGB |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 14:29 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Do you expect me to talk?
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 14:45 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Do you expect me to talk? |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 14:51 |
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And the rocket's red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night We were rocking that hair |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 16:17 |
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Private First Class Arbright stood firmly at attention, saluting crisply with his eyes shining brightly as he awaited recognition from his commanding officer. General Gaines applied the last touches to PFC Arbright and, standing to attention, returned PFC Arbright's salute. "You have distinguished yourself, your unit, and the United States Army through your actions. No other soldier has ever accomplished what you have- 25 hours of extended combat duty, 15 casualties to the enemy- and you personally saved 20 of our own people, and not ONCE did your eye makeup run or let you down! For your actions under fire and bravery in combat, I am proud to award you with the Nation's highest honor- the Congressional Mascara of Honor. Company, ten-HUT!" the commander shouted, and as one the company stood to attention. They couldn't believe how stunning PFC Arbright's eyes looked. They stood out more than ever! The company swooned. Perhaps the next fire fight they were in one of them would be so lucky to see those eyes rushing toward them, toward danger- to save them from the enemy. And then, award him another honor... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Do you expect me to talk? |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:the Congressional Mascara of Honor. |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 19:13 |
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When the nightmares started to come back, which they always did Hank found himself at the VFM after work, grabbing couple cold ones with the boys. Here he could be himself, smoke a pack of Pall Malls by himself like he learned at cosmetology school. Throw some darts, compare old mascara stories, think about the ones that didn’t make it back from that last trip to Nordstrom Rack.
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# ? Dec 27, 2019 20:57 |
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Screaming every time I hear the buzz of an electric trimmer. |
# ? Dec 27, 2019 23:43 |
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Veteran of the Hot Lips Wars |
# ? Dec 28, 2019 00:07 |
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EDC (Everyday Carry): -1 Elchim 3900 Hair Dryer -1 Parlux 385 PowerLight Ionic and Ceramic Hair Dryer. -2 packages hair clips. -2 portable power supplies (fully charged) -4 packages of curlers -1 box nitrile gloves -1 bleach kit -3 different mascara bases -10 shades of lip gloss and lip liner -7 shades of eye shadow -1 pair Kohm KP-700 Toenail Clippers -1 pair nail clippers -1 pumice stone -1 cucumber (raw) -2 tubes exfoliating face scrub -1 mud pack -1 bag cotton balls -1 curling iron -2 pairs of hair cutting scissors |
# ? Dec 28, 2019 20:59 |
SweetWillyRollbar posted:EDC (Everyday Carry): EDC forums/threads are the best |
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# ? Dec 28, 2019 21:02 |
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cda posted:EDC forums/threads are the best Yeah. Always wild to see some janitor or networks admin is packing like 2 Glocks, extra ammo, and 5 knives, all concealed to work every day. |
# ? Dec 28, 2019 21:05 |
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leaked cia documents of enhanced exfoliation techniques on how we took Osama Has-bin Laden to Osama Bin Livin'
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# ? Dec 29, 2019 16:10 |
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The submarine USS Bloodbath & Beyond patrolled the Atlantic, looking for threats. One had been located- there was a party near Miami that was detected. The heading was set, and the ship and it's crew headed to the coordinates of the anticipated target. Klaxons aboard the ship began sounding off as the captain made an announcement over the PA "This is your captain, firing solutions have been entered into the targeting computer, prepare to fire torpedoes, on my command- Three! Two! One! FIRE!" The torpedoes fired from the torpedo tubes to their destination one by one. Each torpedo contained a warhead that when the destination was reached, would disperse and begin immediately reacting with the surrounding water, bubbling and frothing and sending biodegradable and environmentally harmless scented oils and skin moisturizers to those bathing within. Each torpedo successfully reached their targets... "Another successful mission, folks! Our mission objectives were met and that party is now kicking into high gear, well done!" Cheers could be heard from the submarine. The US Navy's plan to weaponize bath bombs was a success... |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:EDC (Everyday Cosmetology):
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another year another president lying about closing Salon-lipo bay
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