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organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Screaming Idiot posted:

It is, we just need to remove, like, one percent of it. Just a little off the top. Nothing drastic, just a little change.

Through murder.

I really take offense at this post, like what the gently caress?









It's not murder, it's justifiable homicide!

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/paulpuccio/status/1211249512590663681

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/notjessewalker/status/1210967166004219904

https://twitter.com/ThatSaraGoodman/status/1211083111506644992

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/limitlessjest/status/1210802704454303748?s=21

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
:thunk:

Lot of mental gymnastics there to 1. not admit Uncle Al wasn't a cool mafia man and just had access to stolen carpet, and 2. not admit academia isn't so desperate for infrastructure they were ready to accept carpet installation as a bribe

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




zedprime posted:

:thunk:

Lot of mental gymnastics there to 1. not admit Uncle Al wasn't a cool mafia man and just had access to stolen carpet, and 2. not admit academia isn't so desperate for infrastructure they were ready to accept carpet installation as a bribe

I was waiting for the plot twist that Uncle Al sold carpets. Also everyone knows the Mob don't make tempting offers, they make offers you cannot refuse.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/1211117867577544704?s=19

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/g0m/status/1211055875600912386?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/1211315173761396737

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

This but unironically

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

MizPiz posted:

This but unironically

Yeah, this one was close to the bone.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Southerners getting insecure about the rest of the US finally adopting one of their few contributions to culture is fantastic

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/toddbarry/status/1211351209828929541

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Screaming Idiot posted:

It is, we just need to remove, like, one percent of it. Just a little off the top. Nothing drastic, just a little change.

Through murder.

You're not allowed to say that

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


The Who?

Probably in the responses though

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The police

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Social Distortion
The Kinks
The Trolling Clones
Men Without Hats
Crazy Town
[Bruce Springsteen and] The Sleaze Street Band

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Wu-Tang Klan

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

mind the walrus posted:

Southerners getting insecure about the rest of the US finally adopting one of their few contributions to culture is fantastic

Also becoming popular in California and the PNW is "burning right to the goddamn ground"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That was an ohioan spreading his culture to the south

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Today I learned that Jeff VanderMeer's life sounds like the surreal and slightly unbelievable anecdotes characters tell in a Jeff VanderMeer novel.

https://twitter.com/jeffvandermeer/status/1210934404605976576?s=19

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
:stoked:

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/qasimrashid/status/1210944335346311169?s=21

(following tweets give context)

Mister Mind has a new favorite as of 02:35 on Dec 30, 2019

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
hosed up of that old man and his accursed ghost to push forward a toxic environment and relationship that should probably be :sever:ed at the point they car screaming

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


alright, i admit the ending got me

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

The too online part of me wants to superimpose "GEICO" at the end and post it in a memes thread but the rest of me says "horrifyingly normalized but charmingly heartwarming"

For the record, I live with an overlook onto a major artery into and out of a tourist area and while outside having a smoke I see that other car play out a couple of times a month. Taking this as an indictment of Iran in particular would be a mistake.

stringless has a new favorite as of 02:43 on Dec 30, 2019

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/wilnyl/status/1042430625326739456?s=20

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/rebeccacokley/status/1211432708175519749?s=21

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Milo and POTUS posted:

You're not allowed to say that

Which is pretty much the entire problem.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



His wife is a bowl of blueberries?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Tiny Lowtax posted:

His wife is a bowl of blueberries?

Dates. They're often brought to cemetery visits to share with other mourners, I'm informed.

https://twitter.com/GoodSlides/status/924652053279969280

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/1211403091544690694

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.

Turns out, Obama may have wished he just picked Cats.

https://twitter.com/tonytula/status/1211361102241632257?s=20

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

volts5000 posted:

Turns out, Obama may have wished he just picked Cats.

https://twitter.com/tonytula/status/1211361102241632257?s=20

lmfao Obama's social media manager hosed up

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/SteveStuWill/status/1211123335796363264?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/kdzwierzynski/status/1211147845513990144

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
If there's a movie, tv show, or any other form of media that has someone jacking off to me I would also rate that as the best thing or the year.

Olaf The Stout
Oct 16, 2009

FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Bold part didn't happen, but yeah, it's pretty bad. I've seen an interview with the director where they confirm it was intentional. They started out trying to film a normal love scene but the chemistry wasn't there. They took a step back and thought about what to do and realized it worked better with the point of the movie if Deckard didn't really treat her as human.

I'm sure some people view it as a love scene for the same reason there are people who see movies like Full Metal Jacket and think "woah, badass": because they're morons.

Oh I'm sorry, he throws her down, hold her down against her resistance, then she whispers "I Can't" while he forces himself on her. Sorry for upsetting the rape pedant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3N7ZHg77LQ

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/BRANDONWARDELL/status/1102031867186864128?s=19

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