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HardDiskD posted:Poes ex girlfriend was pretty hot on that outfit though She looked like the rocketeer knocked up the pink power ranger. And her name is Zorii Bliss... ZORII BLISS! What a dumb name. OH GAWD I'M HAVIN A MELTDOWN ABOUT STAH WAHS!
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Dec 30, 2019 00:01
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“I’m just so tired of all these Star Wars” is now an autocomplete phrase on my phone.
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I'm glad it was established that Force ghosts can physically gently caress, but I don't know if a half-hour long graphic sexual orgy was strictly necessary from a narrative standpoint. Thematically I enjoyed that the good ghosts are blue and the bad ones are red and an interesting twist that the good ghosts shot red cum, but the bad ones shot blue. It is like yin and yang.
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I think Disney or someone with funds ought to buy up Rocket Robin Hood IP (can't be worth more than a few nickels) and make a nice big budget movie out of it.
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Mooey Cow posted:I'm glad it was established that Force ghosts can physically gently caress, but I don't know if a half-hour long graphic sexual orgy was strictly necessary from a narrative standpoint. Thematically I enjoyed that the good ghosts are blue and the bad ones are red and an interesting twist that the good ghosts shot red cum, but the bad ones shot blue. It is like yin and yang. The bad guys shoot green cum you scrub
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Mooey Cow posted:I'm glad it was established that Force ghosts can physically gently caress, but I don't know if a half-hour long graphic sexual orgy was strictly necessary from a narrative standpoint. Thematically I enjoyed that the good ghosts are blue and the bad ones are red and an interesting twist that the good ghosts shot red cum, but the bad ones shot blue. It is like yin and yang. It's called show don't tell bitch
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Yeah but did they really have to show us Yodas uncles running train on some horny Sith ghost bristling with spikes for 15 minutes? I would be willing to settle for one line of dialogue, " Woah, did you see Yodas uncles running train on some horny Sith ghost next door? Let's not go there!"
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Ok scenario time. I'm Bib Fortuna. "De waneh my wanga..." *Disrobes*
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I put on my Jedi robe and Mandalorian helmet
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Jedi on the streets, Sith in the sheets
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*strokes Jabba the Hutt's tail furiously while choking him with my own slave chains while Salacious Crumb stimulates his prostates*
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Sourdough Sam posted:*strokes Jabba the Hutt's tail furiously while choking him with my own slave chains while Salacious Crumb stimulates his prostates* god drat
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Rewatching the Force Awakens. Its amazing how on the first try they made a fun, comprehendible space adventure without front loading any expository jump cuts. You would think they could do that again.
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Dec 30, 2019 03:50
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The Dark Crystal was dope as hell. I hope Deet's okay 
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I think part of the problem with TFA is they didn't do any kind of exposition loading.
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:You're just saying it doesn't look good. That's just lovely film-making (another point against movies). The six-million dollar man figured out how to make that poo poo cool, on a tv budget, in the nice style but you cannot defeat me with these amateur moves as I have the high ground Edit: Seriously eat poo poo
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Dog Kisser posted:Saw it, it was acceptable, probably not the worst movie in the entire series. It DESPERATELY needed an editor to cut like half an hour out of it, but throughout the whole new trilogy I really dug the Rey/Kylo dynamic. The confrontation in his quarters/down in the snowy slums was really interestingly shot, with the fragments of either place raining down from the blows. Did you dig the kiss too?
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Only because I think this is something people semi-unironically believe somewhere out there in the world, let's do a word replace test.mazzi Chart Czar posted:You're just saying owning slaves doesn't feel good. That's just lovely slave-owning. It's like back when Transformers was coming out. Everyone was all, well if you hate this then you'll just have to stop going to the theaters, because this what movies are like now. ...so I stay my rear end home. And my life is amazing thanks.
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revwinnebago posted:Only because I think this is something people semi-unironically believe somewhere out there in the world, let's do a word replace test. Between Netflix and YouTube I never go to the theaters anymore unless one of my good taste-having friends wants to go see something together. My life is also significantly better for this.
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I read a whole shitload of this thread, but couldn't be hosed with all of it, has anyone mentioned Chewie getting his loving lovely medal at last?! So, Leia had it all this time? So either, she didn't want Chewie to have it, but everyone knew he really wanted it, or she made clear that he was only to get it when she was dead, which implies she didn't think he deserved it for ANY of the poo poo he did while she was alive. Either way, kinda paints her as a HUGE rear end in a top hat? I get that it's just fanservice bullshit,,but, it 'does' happen in the movie, it has to be internally consistent, surely?
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Dec 30, 2019 10:27
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revwinnebago posted:Only because I think this is something people semi-unironically believe somewhere out there in the world, let's do a word replace test.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Jedi on the streets, Sith in the sheets Yeah because you're bad lol
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Dapper_Swindler posted:its in a desperate hope some perfomative woke act will buy them good will/clickbait even though the scene is shot so it can be cut/edited out easy. lol I felt super cynical at the time, but this is what my first thought was when I saw that 1 second scene
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Dec 30, 2019 13:22
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I do like this new future where all the movies will appeal to our Chinese overlords of which majority will be owned by Disney.
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I still haven’t seen it  Celebrating the release of episode IX by downloading the de-specialized edition of episode IV
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Dapper_Swindler posted:its in a desperate hope some perfomative woke act will buy them good will/clickbait even though the scene is shot so it can be cut/edited out easy. If I ever make a movie Imma make the gay guys’ kiss a load bearing-scene.
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halokiller posted:I do like this new future where all the movies will appeal to our Chinese overlords of which majority will be owned by Disney. Is lesbian banned in China?
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Dec 30, 2019 14:24
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So while we were all having our bitching contest, it turns out this movie's actually doing pretty well all things considered. Then you have The Mandolorian being a pop culture phenomenon. The brand is strong with this one, guys. We got a trilogy of "JJ Abrams & Friends Pay Tribute to Star Wars" which most people found some part of it to like, and if you didn't like any of it, well good news, it's over! The slate's clear to fling all kinds of crazy new Star Wars poo poo on the wall and see what sticks. Some (most) of it won't be great, and that's fine because these things will no longer have to try be all things to all Star Wars fans and even if you're like me and you're not particularly interested in any of these wacky new endeavors, you can easiy ignore these just like I ignored the entire EU all those years. I admitted earlier it's fun to complain about this movie and Star Wars in general, but sometimes it's good to remind ourselves that things are not actually all that bad? Well, I guess there's the possibility they decide to plunge right ahead with "Star Wars Episode X: There's Always a Bigger Fish" and try to 'overcorrect' whatever they think might have been missing in the past few mainline entries, but of course they would never do that, right? Right?!
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I admitted earlier it's fun to complain about this movie and Star Wars in general, but sometimes it's good to remind ourselves that things are not actually all that bad?
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!Klams posted:I read a whole shitload of this thread, but couldn't be hosed with all of it, has anyone mentioned Chewie getting his loving lovely medal at last?! Chewie didn't have a medal at the end of ANH because Carrie Fisher was tiny and what's-his-name is very tall. That's all there is to it.
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What's bad is Disney is never going to make a good movie again in our lifetime.
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... until they release [checks notes] Indiana Jones 5 in 2021
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To be honest I don't even remember chewie getting the medal in this movie. I'm now thinking about making a list of things I do remember happening in this movie. Hmm
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Applewhite posted:What's bad is Disney is never going to make a good movie again in our lifetime. Until they make the cantina band spinoff in 2024.
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HardDiskD posted:To be honest I don't even remember chewie getting the medal in this movie. - title crawl - a sword but with a beam of light as the blade - a sandworm (also known as Shai'Halud) - han solo status: still dead, but not as dead as before?
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I am getting more enjoyment out of the giant pile of Dr. Aphra comics I picked up for a quarter a pop from the comic shop across the street going out of business than I did from ROS.
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I don't think that "Emporer's Radio Broadcast" was mentioned outside of the title crawl and when they announce that he's alive people react like they're hearing about it for the first time. I have a suspicion it was first and foremost a marketing tie-in with Fortnite that got shoehorned into the movie's opening text.
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I did enjoy how the Emporer just gets uglier when he's at full health. At first I thought Ian McDiarmid was just sick of putting on the makeup and refused to do it (and Abrams was like "I'm sure if we just keep it dark no one will notice lol") so it was a pleasant surprise. Also, if we go by the way "cheating death" is described in Episode III - "keep people from dying" - I love how the implication is that even though he was kept in one piece, ol' Palps had to live through being thrown into the Death Star's core. The Emporer residing in the energy core of the Death Star: "AAAAUUGGHGHH! THE PAIN! MAKE IT STOP! THE PAAAAIIIIINN!!!" *Millennium Falcon comes in and blasts the core* "Ohhhh FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU------"  "AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!
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