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Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

All the non-regulars drawn in by the recent drama finally getting a taste of how PYF usually rolls.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Saga
Saga
SIX PAGES OF PUNS
Saga

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


touche

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Pick posted:

the internet did, indeed, make us stupid

People say I'm stupid because the words I say and my actions are stupid. That's unfair.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

no, you're a touche!! <:saddowns:>

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I'm touched.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

This is fairly new to me but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to use those because they mess up pH balance

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

People say I'm stupid because the words I say and my actions are stupid. That's unfair.

I KEEP loving TELLING THEM THIS AND THEY NEVER LISTEN

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Queen Combat posted:

This is fairly new to me but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to use those because they mess up pH balance

you're thinking of a douche, a touche is a kind of tropical bird

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

SIX PAGES OF PUNS

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

you're thinking of a douche, a touche is a kind of tropical bird

no, the first thing is like a duke, but female

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

home sweet home

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Screaming Idiot posted:

no, the first thing is like a duke, but female

That's a dukat

e: save me pick

xcheopis
Jul 23, 2003


Snow Cone Capone posted:

you're thinking of a douche, a touche is a kind of tropical bird

You're thinking of a toucan. A touche is a support cloth for proofing bread dough.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

That's a dukat

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Where's the serrated edged pseudopodic penis?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 37 minutes!

Okay now give me a gull dukat

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Absurd Alhazred posted:

Where's the serrated edged pseudopodic penis?

Maybe recessed in the cloaca? (no idea how dukat biology is laid out)

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
SUSTENANCEMPEROR

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Where's the serrated edged pseudopodic penis?

it also has barbs this time, because cat anatomy

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Absurd Alhazred posted:

Where's the serrated edged pseudopodic penis?

I'm right here no need to be rude

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Where's the serrated edged pseudopodic penis?

Turn off your monitor.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Screaming Idiot posted:

it also has barbs this time, because cat anatomy

That's what I meant, my brain has shut down for the day.

Bobby Digital posted:

Turn off your monitor.

Buddy, I WISH that's what I'd see when I turned off my monitor.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Meatt

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

ArfJason posted:

LoL!!! BIGSHITASSD LMFAO. WEEDHITLER! all my 5

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

This wasn't worth a three day probation.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 32 minutes!

CATS owned

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

xcheopis posted:

You're thinking of a toucan. A touche is a support cloth for proofing bread dough.
No, that's a toque

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
also

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

Spanish Manlove posted:

This wasn't worth a three day probation.

yeah what the heck

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Spanish Manlove posted:

This wasn't worth a three day probation.

Blame the Fed for dropping rates to nearly zero so now we have basically nowhere to go to stop probation inflation.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


i love you, screaming idiot

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Honestly I would have declined that had I gotten to the queue before NYC did, not to undermine Pastry but I think the six was sufficient. I'll remove it.


That said the poster who observed ArfJason could have just gone away until the puns were over had the right of it, in my opinion. If things get really out of hand I'll step in but for the most part I consider pun chains an occasional hazard of reading PYF.

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 06:44 on Dec 31, 2019

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Spanish Manlove posted:

This wasn't worth a three day probation.

Meh. I didn’t find the bad puns funny either, but I didn’t feel the need to poo poo on everyone who liked them. I just left until they stopped. Maybe a day would have been better.


This is very good, but I think the reverse would be even better.

Ariong has a new favorite as of 05:49 on Dec 31, 2019

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

the system works. now, back to fondly remembering the insane journey across america on pizza carried in baby stroller goon.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Hey, earlier today somebody got a 2 week probation. I have never seen that before. Did Jeffery add that at the same time he added the Super Mod designation, or is a 2 week probation just like a 2 dollar bill in that they’ve always existed but you almost never see them?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Honestly I would have declined that had I gotten to the queue before NYC did, not to undermine Pastry but I think the six was sufficient. I'll remove it.


Thank you. You're still cool.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

They're new, Ariong, along with 18 hour ones. The disparity between a week and a month of probation was just too much.

And, as we saw when Pastry's three-day went to queue instead of being auto-processed, I was mistaken and mods/supermods only autoapprove up to 24 hours. :toot:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Where's the serrated edged pseudopodic penis?

woah you've been reading the nc17 stuff han'tcha

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xcheopis
Jul 23, 2003


Captain Hygiene posted:

Okay now give me a gull dukat

:classiclol:

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