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It’s almost certainly the former.
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 05:23 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 04:42 |
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We're all just beating around the bush here: Faildom, it's time to open up your relationship.
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 05:34 |
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I disagree, or at least he shouldn’t do that until he’s exhausted all simpler and more effective alternatives, like cutting off his dick.
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 06:28 |
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I prefer a compromise. He should open his dick up.
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 06:42 |
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Atlas Hugged posted:I prefer a compromise. He should open his dick up.
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 06:48 |
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Atlas Hugged posted:I prefer a compromise. He should open his dick up. It's time to consider the Tetherspout
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 09:28 |
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Cursed Website posted:Nor is it likely that you will ever simply get bored with them and loose interest (unless you're dead). They are a lifetime's investment in pleasure, worth buying even at 10x the cost. Yeahhhh how about no?
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 11:39 |
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absolutely no way in hell I am clicking that linkquote:People that have even the slightest crooked of eyeballs trouble me. I feel horrible for them. Even if it's slight, I notice it almost instantly, then go through that panic of not knowing exactly what to do. Even gorgeous people, that I'll never meet that are on TV/Movies, once I notice it, I can't stop noticing it. personally I would have absolutely no way of knowing if someone was staring at one of my eyes and not the other, because it seems to me that the eyes are where you're supposed to be looking when you're talking to someone so I think you're probably in the clear?? quote:I think I almost lost my virginity to an older woman when I was 15. yeah uh there's a good chance that if she had you'd be wishing she hadn't, but for what it's worth I don't think there's much indication from the text as written that the 50-year-old lady was waiting for the 15-year-old boy to Make A Move on her, and if she was honestly she deserved to have her plants not get watered and her Internet connection abused for porn Dialup Internet charged by the minute, though, right, yeesh
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 13:51 |
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It depended on what service you used and if it was subscription based or not. My parents had unlimited AOL in the late 90s.
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 14:18 |
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A lot of people aren't perfect looking, best to get over it because sooner or later you're going to look old and wrinkly and freaky too one way or another. Just get out and interact with people as human beings more.
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 14:54 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:A lot of people aren't perfect looking, best to get over it because sooner or later you're going to look old and wrinkly and freaky too one way or another. Just get out and interact with people as human beings more.
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:26 |
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I prefer Judge Judy's take: Beauty is temporary, dumb is forever.
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 15:31 |
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You can’t fix stupid
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 17:57 |
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Plant killer goon: You totally lost your virginity to that lady. She hypnotized you when she was showing you her room and now you're not a virgin anymore. Get therapy, and cut your dick off. Sex isn't getting any better.
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:21 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:You can buy an artisanal silicon fart stopper in any friendly local sex shoppe for a pittance if you squeeze a fart out hard enough could you blow the buttplug out of your rear end in a top hat like it's a potato cannon?
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:29 |
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Play posted:if you squeeze a fart out hard enough could you blow the buttplug out of your rear end in a top hat like it's a potato cannon? You know how sometimes you can fart and poo poo yourself? Very common GBS problem, I know. Same mechanics apply
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:33 |
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Play posted:if you squeeze a fart out hard enough could you blow the buttplug out of your rear end in a top hat like it's a potato cannon? Your rear end assplode
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:42 |
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*Bends over, rear end out* Inserting shot, preparing to fire broadside cannons sir!!
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:47 |
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Playing Buttpirates of the Caribbean in the bedroom is one of the milder fetishes you can read about itt
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:51 |
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Are there no more confessions?
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 02:09 |
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This is my favourite thread from the past few years. Therapy goon, puppet master goon, monkey goon, bug world goon we salute you
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 02:51 |
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Hell yeah, we just need a goon to try and confess that he's Goatse, or was one of the guys in Lemon Party.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 18:40 |
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The lemon party guys are definitely dead at this point
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 19:18 |
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wesleywillis posted:Hell yeah, we just need a goon to try and confess that he's Goatse, or was one of the guys in Lemon Party. FAU or someone was doxxed and the culprits thought his name was Kirk Johnson.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 19:24 |
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I do have exactly two left this one is just a weird poem though quote:I wrote a poem but I think if I posted this people would think I was trans or dysmorphic when, I dunno really, this metaphor just flowed from a frustration about masculinity rather than a striving for actual body changes or thoughts about gender. Here it is no less: Honestly figure out a tune and this could be a metal song and then on a completely different note quote:After weeks of worry, self-doubt, and anxiety, I finally came out as trans to my mother. It was such a relief when she was so accepting that I nearly cannot believe it is real. I was just tearing up before I said a word...She said I will always be her daughter but what hit me the most was when she said "You ALWAYS were my daughter." She's not the most well-spoken person (neither am I) but this was the most perfect loving thing she could ever say to me. Glad that worked out well for you
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 19:49 |
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Oooh parental acceptance! Good stuff.
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# ? Dec 31, 2019 20:08 |
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Atlas Hugged posted:It depended on what service you used and if it was subscription based or not. My parents had unlimited AOL in the late 90s. And what country you're in. Free local phone calls were never a thing in the UK for example, never mind what the service charged.
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 00:47 |
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feedmegin posted:And what country you're in. Free local phone calls were never a thing in the UK for example, never mind what the service charged. Wow! I had no idea. Local calls in the States have been free for as long as I can remember.
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 13:46 |
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purple death ray posted:The lemon party guys are definitely dead at this point But what a way to go!
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 14:53 |
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In High School, like 2002 I guess, some kids I know went to the local overpass and hung up big signs that said “Want FREE GAS? https://www.lemonparty.org”
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 15:02 |
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Bust Rodd posted:In High School, like 2002 I guess, some kids I know went to the local overpass and hung up big signs that said “Want FREE GAS? https://www.lemonparty.org” There was at least one guy back during the tea party days who would go to their rallies with a sign that was like "Feeling SOUR about politics? Try https://www.lemonparty.org"
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 15:48 |
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Bust Rodd posted:In High School, like 2002 I guess, some kids I know went to the local overpass and hung up big signs that said “Want FREE GAS? https://www.lemonparty.org” Goddamn it I clicked it
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 00:07 |
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I almost did too it's such a pavlovian response
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 14:46 |
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loquacius posted:I almost did too
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 15:10 |
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ChiralCondensate posted:Why not click it? The picture is comforting, like old people'sleathery skin. It takes me back to a more innocent time, where seeing a still image of a lady making GBS threads on her own face was maybe the grossest thing online.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 15:45 |
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The Diddler posted:It takes me back to a more innocent time, where seeing a still image of a lady making GBS threads on her own face was maybe the grossest thing online. And now its merely a palate cleanser.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 16:09 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Goddamn it I clicked it LMAO It’s kind of hauntingly beautiful that this can bring me so much joy presumably years after these men have died.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 16:42 |
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Bust Rodd posted:LMAO We can imagine they were living their best lives and spent their twilight years being true to themselves and hopefully knowing true peace Any of us should be so lucky tbh
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 16:51 |
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30 Rock was a show ahead of its time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-bvHlb2Fe8
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 16:53 |
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Working Moms also had a pretty good lemon party joke in season 2.
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