TRALF 1107 No idea. The destruction of Melmac took a lot of lives.

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Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Joementum posted:

glad we've got a crack news team getting to the bottom of this mystery

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:10

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 11:59

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1212444891042717698?s=20

jeff minter will pay for this!

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:10

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

So what happened

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:11

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

I just got up has Benghazi gone away?

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:11

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

freckle posted:

with no other animals? sure i guess

let em hang out with the llamas i just found

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:11

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Kurtofan posted:

So what happened

https://twitter.com/cutcreaser/status/1211740581560553472

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:11

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Uncle Wemus posted:

I just got up has Benghazi gone away?

https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/1212382115431510019?s=20

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:12

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1212436688821268482

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:13

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

https://twitter.com/DefenseBaron/status/1212390845221101568

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:14

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1212444747555581952

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:15

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Sir Tonk posted:

hyenas seem like they would be fun to have on a farm if they didnt grow up around other hyenas that suck

what, hyenas are cool.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:16

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1212444747555581952

gently caress this chan poo poo, but this fucker is the epitome

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:16

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1212100980537462784

lol

GARY I SAID NO!

UR NOT MY FATHER

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:16

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Quotey posted:

Cardinals are always taught

1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation.

The Pope was visiting a city at new years. One of the many attendees was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. She shocked the world when she grabbed the Pope by the hand and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to release his Holiness. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The square fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the godless heathen proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Pope pulled away, and slapped her to free himself. The Pope went back to his funny rear end car and sat there, silently. The audience was shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The thug eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Pope and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Pontifex calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting President Donald Trump who is looking up at the sun and making it so the weekend happens. So He sent me. TRUMP."

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:16

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Nonsense posted:

gently caress this chan poo poo, but this fucker is the epitome

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1212450717488865282

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:16

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Quotey posted:

Cardinals are always taught

1) Keep your priorities in order and 2) Know when to act without hesitation.

The Pope was visiting a city at new years. One of the many attendees was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. She shocked the world when she grabbed the Pope by the hand and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to release his Holiness. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The square fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the godless heathen proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Pope pulled away, and slapped her to free himself. The Pope went back to his funny rear end car and sat there, silently. The audience was shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The thug eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Pope and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Pontifex calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting President Donald Trump who is looking up at the sun and making it so the weekend happens. So He sent me. TRUMP."

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:18

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

the horse pissperer

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:18

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Mayor Dave posted:

Lol

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:18

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1212450717488865282

what the gently caress is this guy's problem

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:18

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1212450717488865282

hillary clinton spent a billion dollars and lost to donald loving trump

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:18

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Admiral Ray posted:

hillary clinton spent a billion dollars and lost to donald loving trump

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:19

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

i wish for piss on the world

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:19

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Admiral Ray posted:

what, hyenas are cool.

thats not what i learned from watching liion king

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:19

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Schmoe Cwead posted:

i wish for piss on the world

wish granted

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:19

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Do-da do-da do-do-do-do do-do-dooooooooooooo
Benghazi!
Benghazi! Let's go away!

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:20

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1212452936439209984?s=20

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:20

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1212450717488865282

watching him and neera cry come february is going to be so satisfying

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:20

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

tacodaemon posted:

argh i hate having a bathtub i wish i just had a tile floor shower

i only use my bathtub 4 making bootleg sudafed

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:21

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Sir Tonk posted:

thats not what i learned from watching liion king

as soon as the hyenas learned they were being unfairly exploited by Scar they killed and ate him. They should have rebelled long before then against the tyranny of the aristocratic lions.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:21

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Bearjew posted:

what the gently caress is this guy's problem

he works in finance

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:21

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/1212431359177740288

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:21

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Schmoe Cwead posted:

piss on the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:22

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/1212431359177740288

die u old bitch lmao

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:23

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/1212431359177740288

me, watching the drones overhead: so glad they are dropping cash not bombs.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:23

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://twitter.com/CharlieDaniels/status/1212431359177740288

lmao "you do what america wants you to do"

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:23

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1212452936439209984?s=20

we support democracy as long the rulers are democratically installed by the cia

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:24

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

the cash explodes over my wedding as it hits the altitude trigger. as pennies puncture my body and lodge themselves in my internal organs i look up into the sky and see the cash drone circling overhead. i am glad that obama is dropping cash on my celebratory event, when it could have been bombs.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:25