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Memento posted:I just thought it would be funny to see 12 year olds and 37 year old neckbeards trying to get in to get that fat bear thing It’s OK, you don’t have to pretend you don’t know what a Snorlax is.
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movax posted:It’s OK, you don’t have to pretend you don’t know what a Snorlax is. He’s no Big Dick Bee that’s for sure
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 02:17 |
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Memento posted:I just thought it would be funny to see 12 year olds and 37 year old neckbeards trying to get in to get that fat bear thing Po‐143 NATO reporting name: “Fat Bear Thing”
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 03:21 |
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Jesus where’s MCAS when you need it.
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:36 |
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Phanatic posted:Jesus where’s MCAS when you need it. lol drat
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 06:05 |
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https://theweek.com/articles/528890/inside-pentagon "During the Cold War, the USSR noticed an unusually heavy stream of personnel to and from a structure in the center of the Pentagons five-acre courtyard. Figuring it was a vital command installation, the Soviets kept two nuclear missiles trained on it. But it wasand isonly a snack bar."
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 22:02 |
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Didn't they also have a missile locked on a hot dog stand as well?
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 22:10 |
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Doobie knows what he did
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 22:14 |
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HelleSpud posted:https://theweek.com/articles/528890/inside-pentagon It's now a restaurant the focuses on breakfast foods
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 01:05 |
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HelleSpud posted:https://theweek.com/articles/528890/inside-pentagon I’ve always wondered if they had two just for that or if they just had them heading for the center of Adversary #1’s military headquarters. I don’t know much about Soviet military doctrine; that seems light but maybe they had two for each side and then two more in the center for an even dozen?
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 01:10 |
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Sounds urban legendy. I’m sure the pentagon was targeted for many many warheads regardless of observed snack bar activity
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 01:18 |
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It's an urban legend. By the time the Soviets had "satellite intelligence," they'd have had a small legion of spies, from the compromised to the incentivized and ideological, to tell them it was just a hot dog stand in a courtyard. Everyone knows the secret entrance to the *real* NMCC is in the back of the kitchen in Tony Luke's, anyways. >.>
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 01:29 |
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Memento posted:Doobie knows what he did Doobie did nothing right
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 01:34 |
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He made a lot of goons laugh real hard
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 15:30 |
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Counterforce targeting. Piled high.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 12:23 |
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This is a post reminder so I can write up the the following stories: In-flight tampon encounter How telling guys in the squadron about your sister being a suicide girl is a self-critiquing mistake Barricading yourself in a bathroom because the A1C you’re rooming with on TDY is home schooled, into knives, and is a nudist
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holocaust bloopers posted:This is a post reminder so I can write up the the following stories: Please write these stores in the following order: 1) Suicide Girl sister. 2) Nudist bathroom barricade 3) Flying tampon
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 18:13 |
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I've heard the tampon story, save that one for last.
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# ? Jan 3, 2020 18:17 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Please write these stores in the following order: That’s funnier than the time my friends found out my mom was an exotic dancer. “THE WEBSITE CLEARLY STATES NO NUDITY gently caress YOU GUYS!!!!! “ She was a pretty good belly dancer and made $200 an hour for gigs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGWpz3b27ds
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LingcodKilla posted:That’s funnier than the time my friends found out my mom was an exotic dancer. Ummmmmmm... trap sprung?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Ummmmmmm... trap sprung? Meh. My moms 60 now, landed a good dude and just teaches these days.
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EBB posted:I've heard the tampon story, save that one for last. I have short non-fic about (falling) devil fingers. When I worked on a tugboat a few years back I discovered that the local seagulls would raid the dumpsters and find tampons and applicators. They’d eat either or both and then vomit them onto the decks of the tug fairly regularly. The end.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 01:00 |
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I got some hot tea for you guys later
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 01:49 |
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Dingleberry posted:I have short non-fic about (falling) devil fingers. That's beautiful. Eat that, shitbird... and they did.
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ElMaligno posted:I got some hot tea for you guys later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLi4n4iXY-A
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 03:18 |
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Not sure if this has ever been posted, but I came across it watching Generation Kill clips and honestly thought it was a deleted scene I'd never seen before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPnWOks7zsk
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 03:22 |
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Is that from the new movie a combat veteran on yt was working on?
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 03:30 |
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It's from the VetTV idiots. They're a bunch of Black Rifle Coffee wannabes, and that's nothing to aspire to.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 03:32 |
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Casimir Radon posted:It's from the VetTV idiots. They're a bunch of Black Rifle Coffee wannabes, and that's nothing to aspire to. I found them to be more humorous and contemptuous of the military in a fun goofy way. But I haven't watched all their poo poo, so im not going to pretend. Just in the interviews and stuff the head of VetTV doesn't seem like an utter douche like some of the others. Cue 14 youtube clips proving me wrong.
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bulletsponge13 posted:I found them to be more humorous and contemptuous of the military in a fun goofy way. But I haven't watched all their poo poo, so im not going to pretend. Just in the interviews and stuff the head of VetTV doesn't seem like an utter douche like some of the others.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 04:05 |
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Def need to see that.
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Viva Miriya posted:Def need to see that.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 04:10 |
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Knew it would happen.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 04:11 |
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Appreciate this, even if its Vice. Wow.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 04:49 |
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So we need to talk help how the coast guard uses helicopters during SAR. See when we send a helicopter to do its thing, we talk to them and they talk to us. Communication is vital in all the steps. We had a disabled, adrift vessel with one person on board and one nautical mile away from land. The nearest coast guard small boat was 40 minutes away... Which was fine, we had enough time. But we had a visiting coast guard helicopter who was getting ready to leave home and decided to ask if they could get on the action. You know just do a fly by, find the vessel and leave. And so they flew. And they decided to orbit and wait for the coast guard small boat. And they decided to lower their rescue swimmer. And they decided to get the person out of the boat. You know without letting anyone know about their intentions. Worse of all was the poor coast guard small boat couldn't do anything becase the other boat is now unmanned and dangerous to tow. Oh and that boat was the guys home, so now he be homeless. Thanks coast guard.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 05:56 |
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ahhh that's the classic testosterone-driven incompetence the military is known for
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 07:03 |
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ElMaligno posted:So we need to talk help how the coast guard uses helicopters during SAR. See when we send a helicopter to do its thing, we talk to them and they talk to us. Communication is vital in all the steps. Rotor heads are loving retards nine times out of ten. Cause and effect means nothing to them cause they never have to deal with the consequences till one of them gets caught smuggling kilos of coke using CG assets. Melthir fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Jan 4, 2020 |
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Please, using government vehicles to smuggle cocaine is the domain of SF. https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2019/05/01/former-army-green-berets-sentenced-in-colombian-cocaine-smuggling-plot/
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