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Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

And that is how bacon is made

# ? Jan 2, 2020 07:38

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# ? May 29, 2024 18:27

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CCUa2mz.mp4

Target fixation

# ? Jan 2, 2020 08:47

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

UCS Hellmaker posted:

is that steel beam fuckin' bowed?? surely this is an illusion just the way the pic was taken

# ? Jan 2, 2020 08:54

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

SniperWoreConverse posted:

is that steel beam fuckin' bowed?? surely this is an illusion just the way the pic was taken

You think that is a steel beam, held up by two a-ladders on bricks?

# ? Jan 2, 2020 08:58

dexter6: Sep 22, 2003

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CCUa2mz.mp4

Blues Brothers 2020 looking good

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:06

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

crosspost:

Dave Grool posted:

https://i.imgur.com/sDxTeis.mp4

LEGOSHA is gonna be all over their rear end for not using a push stick with that table saw

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:09

Unreal_One: Aug 18, 2010; Now you know how I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but this morning we just don't have time for mucking about.

Push brick, surely.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:11

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Australian magpie mimics emergency siren during NSW bushfires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzs-mlDXMY
:parrot:

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:15

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

There's sound

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:15

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

are australian conservatives still hugely racist against refugees or are refugees good now because there are white refugees.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:28

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

are australian conservatives still hugely racist against refugees or are refugees good now because there are white refugees.

Refugees will be given the paper bag test.

�unless they arrived via boats, in which case they will be punted to Birdshit Island.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:36

GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

Note that it's a white paper bag

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:38

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

birdshit island is on fire, please advise

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:38

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

SniperWoreConverse posted:

is that steel beam fuckin' bowed?? surely this is an illusion just the way the pic was taken

Pretty sure that's wood.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:47

Ignimbrite: Jan 5, 2010; BALLS BALLS BALLS; Dinosaur Gum

i can see scummo and the rest of the regressive jellyfish literally not having a problem with offloading asylum seekers onto manus island (aka birdshit island) even if it were a volcanic hellmouth

but how good's the cricket

e: this is not auspol ???

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/7Td1kwg :nws:

I assume this is OSHA since it looks like a stripper and not just some drunk lady

Ignimbrite fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Jan 2, 2020

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:48

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/KetanJ0/status/1212650816714297344?s=19

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:50

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

e: wrong thread

# ? Jan 2, 2020 09:50

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/CCUa2mz.mp4

I never cease to be amazed at the strength of the king-pin. Or whatever the pin is called that connects the truck to the trailer.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 10:04

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/KetanJ0/status/1212650816714297344?s=19

That's nothing compared to the 'leave zone' marked by Boris Johnson.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 10:05

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

I'd like to see him try set that on fire.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 10:08

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Nenonen posted:

You think that is a steel beam, held up by two a-ladders on bricks?

gently caress me at first glance I assumed it was an extremely rusted I beam of some kind

# ? Jan 2, 2020 10:10

champagne posting: Apr 5, 2006; YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/KetanJ0/status/1212650816714297344?s=19

at least its not as densely populated as the areas described

# ? Jan 2, 2020 10:25

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

SniperWoreConverse posted:

gently caress me at first glance I assumed it was an extremely rusted I beam of some kind

me too

horror lvl upped, a mighty curse indeed

# ? Jan 2, 2020 10:31

spookykid: Apr 28, 2006; I am an awkward fellow
after all

yeah that's a decking 2x8

# ? Jan 2, 2020 11:56

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

ekuNNN posted:

Australian magpie mimics emergency siren during NSW bushfires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzs-mlDXMY

Reminds me of when I was almost taken out by a bird perfectly mimicking a crosswalk alert sound.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 12:17

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

ekuNNN posted:

Australian magpie mimics emergency siren during NSW bushfires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzs-mlDXMY

I feed a few Maggies so I don't get swooped and they are pretty chill stuffing around having fun in the yard and sprinkler. But one of the motherfuckers likes to sit outside my bedroom and imitate my alarm clock. 1 hour before I need to get up.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 12:46

drgitlin: Jul 25, 2003; luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

australian s hugely racist.

Fixed it for you.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 13:01

Lincoln: May 12, 2007; Ladies.

Nenonen posted:

You think that is a steel beam, held up by two a-ladders on bricks?

...on buckets...on propane tanks.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 13:23

GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

Lincoln posted:

...on buckets...on propane tanks.

Those aren't buckets, those are the shields around the valves on the tops of the tanks

# ? Jan 2, 2020 13:33

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

I don�t know what�s worse: the bending moments on the concrete blocks or the compression on the sheet steel of the tank valve cages.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 13:38

UCS Hellmaker: Mar 29, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Humphreys posted:

I feed a few Maggies so I don't get swooped and they are pretty chill stuffing around having fun in the yard and sprinkler. But one of the motherfuckers likes to sit outside my bedroom and imitate my alarm clock. 1 hour before I need to get up.

awe he just wants you to wake up to your alarm

# ? Jan 2, 2020 13:49

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

UCS Hellmaker posted:

awe he just wants you to wake up to your alarm

And in case you forgot, here's what it sounds like: BWAR BWAR BWAR BWAR

# ? Jan 2, 2020 15:24

PHIZ KALIFA: Dec 21, 2011; #mood

drgitlin posted:

Fixed it for you.

hey that's not true, aboriginal people can't be racist because they lack institutional power.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 15:25

Messadiah: Jan 12, 2001

Humphreys posted:

I feed a few Maggies so I don't get swooped and they are pretty chill stuffing around having fun in the yard and sprinkler. But one of the motherfuckers likes to sit outside my bedroom and imitate my alarm clock. 1 hour before I need to get up.

This'll be fine once they abolish daylight savings time.

# ? Jan 2, 2020 15:52

Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

Humphreys posted:

I feed a few Maggies so I don't get swooped and they are pretty chill stuffing around having fun in the yard and sprinkler. But one of the motherfuckers likes to sit outside my bedroom and imitate my alarm clock. 1 hour before I need to get up.

This has to be so annoying but it's so cute. :3: