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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Mayor Dave posted:

A shameful father

even cumshitter is a more loving father than schnorkles

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sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

SorePotato posted:

Mr President, my face is your throne

Mayor Dave posted:

A shameful father

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

eonwe posted:

same but the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks 'eti'

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Dewgy posted:

being fair trump's isolationism isn't so much isolationism as it is just making GBS threads all over every existing geopolitical relationship we have to replace them with corrupt murderous grifters

TERMO

he is becoming increasongly isolationism

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

SorePotato posted:

The Taliban discord is popping off right now

Popping off with air strikes

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

And when called on it Bernie should just flatly deny reality, even though his entire approach is based on cutting through the bullshit?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


sinnesloeschen posted:

gently caress you

trup

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/WGAL/status/1212820605826781184?s=19

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

And when called on it Bernie should just flatly deny reality, even though his entire approach is based on cutting through the bullshit?

yes

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


sipderman what if bernie nuked mount rushmore

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

ah not the farm show gently caress

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Denizen_Cons posted:

Dang. I was a fan of Asimov too.

Also: where have all the good posters gone?

I for one am shocked that a futurist bro was a perv

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



never smoked tobacco and not a huge fan of it but not a fan of this either


https://mobile.twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1212795676641370113

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



kill them gritty there can only be one

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I'm going to Seattle for the first time in a couple weeks. Will there be snow?

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

punished milkman posted:

discord is the kindle to the forums paperback. it's just not the same as opening up an ol' dusty thread and smelling that nostalgic shitpost stink

Is discord somehow different from irc?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Rah! posted:

sipderman what if bernie nuked mount rushmore

Why the gently caress would he irradiate land stolen from indigenous peoples instead of giving it back?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the farm show is where trump has his maga fascist rallies

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

oh poo poo, butter gritty

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

So basically you just want Bernie to make you feel the way Trump makes his supporters feel.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

A Handed Missus posted:

#protectjoebiden

When they go low, we get loving plastered #thegoodones

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I'm going to Seattle for the first time in a couple weeks. Will there be snow?

Not unless you go up a mountain. It's dark and rainy as poo poo though.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

never smoked tobacco and not a huge fan of it but not a fan of this either


https://mobile.twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1212795676641370113

gotta keep those insurance premiums down

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I'm going to Seattle for the first time in a couple weeks. Will there be snow?

probably not, it very rarely snows in the city maybe only every three or four years. should be lots of snow in the mountains tho.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
No Malarkey feels like something that Joe Biden came up with himself and forced his advisors to go along with and sometime over the christmas break they just switched it without telling him

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So basically you just want Bernie to make you feel the way Trump makes his supporters feel.

yes

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Tito once managed one of the larger and more popular ladies of womens MMA and she had problems finding anyone who wanted to fight her in her preferred weight class anymore, which shut her out of the womens division of the UFC because it only had the lower weight classes.


A normal smart manager would have probably convinced their fighter to drop weight, hook them up with a nutrition/diet team to do so, lobby the UFC for help since they obviously would want her.


Tito? called a press conference where he mush-mouthed his way through some weird statement about how his fighter could never ever drop the weight and would probably die if she had to, became infamous for saying "of course" about 200 times in 10 minutes, and then later whined that it was everyone elses fault that the whole thing was a weird embarrassing disaster and that no one appreciated that he catered it himself lol.


Edit: She eventually just dropped the weight

This is pages ago and got lost at the bottom of the page, but wanted to make a small addendum:

:ortiz: came from this. also, cyborg never dropped the weight. the ufc was going to sign her to a ufc contract and have her fight in invicta while they built their w145 division. instead, due to tito's brilliant negotiation, she got signed just to invicta alone at a much lower $ figure. she eventually ditched tito and the ufc opened a division just for her where she pissed hot, ducked one fighter, fought a bunch of cans, then got ktfo by the goat before fading back into obscurity.

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

Basebf555 posted:

Everyone who says poo poo like this are always the same types who will say that people should't protest because it's disruptive and that yelling at a politician in a restaurant is beyond the pale. Everyone has the power to make a difference except you have to do it within this tiny little late we've provided and if you don't you'll be branded a criminal at best and a terrorist at worst.

free lastgirl

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
what in the vaporated gently caress is third-hand smoke

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

I have bad news for you because leftism and cult mentalities are fundamentally incompatible.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Why the gently caress would he irradiate land stolen from indigenous peoples instead of giving it back?

why would anyone want a giant carving of george pissington

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I have bad news for you because leftism and cult mentalities are fundamentally incompatible.

yes

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I have bad news for you because leftism and cult mentalities are fundamentally incompatible.

:thunk:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

sinnesloeschen posted:

what in the vaporated gently caress is third-hand smoke

its when i take off

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Schnorkles posted:

its when i take off

fucken rear end in a top hat

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So basically you just want Bernie to make you feel the way Trump makes his supporters feel.

dumb as poo poo?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

tacodaemon posted:

never smoked tobacco and not a huge fan of it but not a fan of this either


https://mobile.twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1212795676641370113

Yeah,the last two places I worked just incentivised quitting by charging an additional $75 for the health plan. There weren't any tests either, it was just a yes no box.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

sinnesloeschen posted:

what in the vaporated gently caress is third-hand smoke

i think it's like upcycling but for used vape clouds

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I have bad news for you because leftism and cult mentalities are fundamentally incompatible.

[laughs maoishly]

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Mr. Nice! posted:

This is pages ago and got lost at the bottom of the page, but wanted to make a small addendum:

:ortiz: came from this. also, cyborg never dropped the weight. the ufc was going to sign her to a ufc contract and have her fight in invicta while they built their w145 division. instead, due to tito's brilliant negotiation, she got signed just to invicta alone at a much lower $ figure. she eventually ditched tito and the ufc opened a division just for her where she pissed hot, ducked one fighter, fought a bunch of cans, then got ktfo by the goat before fading back into obscurity.

lmfao I knew it couldn't be that simple



god bless you chud tito

I wish he would stop winning so we could stop talking about him

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