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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007


just the most tedious loving take imaginable and it's gonna be nonstop for the next 12 months but replacing Soleimani's name with whatever person/place our stormtroopers blow up that week

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

logikv9 posted:

which one, the first or second

there's also the possibility Donald Trump disguised himself for extended periods and won other elections

we just don't know

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lol at this too

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

So Trump just assassinated the equivalent of Archduke Ferdinand for no goddamn reason.

Cool cool

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

thanks obama and you too mr presieolt

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

DryGoods posted:

there's also the possibility Donald Trump disguised himself for extended periods and won other elections

we just don't know

Soon they'll be calling me "Doctor Manhattan"!

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
people say things are getting worse but from where I'm sitting i'm now too old to be drafted if it's reinstated, so I'll get to die in my Purple mattress bed with my wife during the final war, so things are much better than when i was younger.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

gently caress u lib i hope mar-a-lago gets nuked

this is an acceptable retaliation from iran

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





even knowing what hes gonna be like, i still get incredibly frustrated by tapper

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

fknlo posted:

I don't know, this is pretty big. I think this is the kind of thing they have to respond to.

Maybe right. I just can't see what it would be that wouldn't really bring down the hammer. Maybe they just go for it. I guess the questions we've been asking for 40 years is about to be answered.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
CNN beating the war drums rn

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


this would be a good time to note that Taiwan is #1

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ok, so then why aren't we also assassinating Duerte or KJU?

Instead the president praises them and says they are tough guys.

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1212929152661241856?s=21

hm

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

703 posted:

Pentagon just confirmed it

:woop:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
whtever happened to the kurds did assad finish wiping them out

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

TMMadman posted:

Why do people find feet inherently disgusting? How is the foot any different than the hands in terms of germs or being dirty? Hands touch all sorts of disgusting poo poo all the loving time. Most of the time a foot is encased inside a sock and shoe and I feel like the only real reason why they smell is because they aren't properly ventilated.

This user likes feet

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

A Handed Missus posted:

this would be a good time to note that Taiwan is #1

good news taiwan gets invaded while trump is busy invading the country equivalent of a black hole

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Inspector Hound posted:

Soon they'll be calling me "Doctor Manhattan"!

We're all toilets, Melania. I'm just a toilet who can see the piss.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

well, gently caress

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
[extremely nat sec dork voice]

I wanted him to do exactly this but only after he got like three generals to agree it was good!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

can't wait for jake tapper to cum again live on television after the bombs start dropping like they did on that empty syrian airfield but for real this time

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

PostNouveau posted:

CNN beating the war drums rn

literally the only thing they're good at

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

1 bad guy down
3 billion more to go

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

remember a few months ago when iran and the us were loving around in the strait of hormuz? lmao

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012


Nice

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

mysterious frankie posted:

people say things are getting worse but from where I'm sitting i'm now too old to be drafted if it's reinstated, so I'll get to die in my Purple mattress bed with my wife during the final war, so things are much better than when i was younger.

ok boomer

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Donald trump is looking up orphanages in Iran to blow up

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
So is this all a response to, as Trump put it, ANTI-BENGHAZI?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


remember if u get drafted and you don't dodge that poo poo your a goddam coward

Agean90 has issued a correction as of 03:56 on Jan 3, 2020

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

I too watched The Animatrix

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

gently caress u lib i hope mar-a-lago gets nuked

I mean, sure, but we're not sure if Iran has missiles that reach that far. And sure, they might be able to sneak a bomb in and blow it, but that'd get more people killed that aren't responsible.

Just send Trump and his close advisors out into the desert somewhere, then just... give some coordinates out. All shored up. Everything even.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Joementum posted:

[extremely nat sec dork voice]

I wanted him to do exactly this but only after he got like three generals to agree it was good!

love those folks, just the best people

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this is all an attempt to sink a few aircraft carriers to fast track the USS DONALD J. TRUMP

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental





Thank you

Aino Minako has issued a correction as of 04:00 on Jan 3, 2020

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Agean90 posted:

remember if u get drafted and you dodge that poo poo your a goddam coward

But what if I have bone spurs?

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
It's confirmed

https://twitter.com/BBCBweaking/status/1212927684126355456?s=20

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