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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
No Quds Pro Quo!!! Perfect Drone Strike by your Favorite (Best) President

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/1212938627279466503

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Al! posted:

i know you all wanted to keep your bernie hopes but many of you were way too young to see what happens when america goes into a blood frenzy

Trump did zero foreplay so America really isn't into it
Typical

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Gringostar posted:

it can't be stressed enough that iran should target every trump property in response

retaliate against us bases in the middle east and risk the wrath of the shithead TROOPS nation

or

park any random boat within striking distance of a tacky florida resort


hmmmm


HMMMMMMMMMM

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1212947945169018882?s=20

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Al! posted:

i know you all wanted to keep your bernie hopes but many of you were way too young to see what happens when america goes into a blood frenzy

this isn't another 9/11 though

no one gives a poo poo about the embassy and no americans died (afaik). people barely gave a poo poo about benghazi 8 years ago and that's with the republicans feigning shock as hard as they possibly could

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Bernie sanders: We don't need another war

Trump: I killed the guy who killed isis. I killed isis.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

cumshitter posted:

what the hell happened ive spent the entire day being sick as gently caress

Iran will soon be the 51st state - TRUMP!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


https://twitter.com/gaywonk/status/1212945844762300418?s=21
what a cool, normal country we live in

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Samurai Sanders posted:

How did an Iranian general become popular in Iraq? And what was he doing there? And did the US mean to kill him? I'm still really confused

Apparently he was at an airport? Seems like the kind of thing a bad guy would do. Case closed.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://i.imgur.com/bEEcaBH.mp4

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Third World Reagan posted:

Bernie sanders: We don't need another war

Trump: I killed the guy who killed isis. I killed isis.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016


:d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a: :d2a:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
lastgirl explaining how all this thermite poo poo is fine to transport in the car /w her bff suleimani

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Durf posted:

retaliate against us bases in the middle east and risk the wrath of the shithead TROOPS nation

or

park any random boat within striking distance of a tacky florida resort


hmmmm


HMMMMMMMMMM

just blow up all the trump hotels around the world

bing bong so simple

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

ah yes, and just as is tradition, both presidents have tweeted their nation's flags. next will be the hero bans for this draft, and then we'll be going right to the action. look for the US to start John Bolton in the jungle

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

wrong frequency, Dan

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Welcome to the roaring 20s

*4 missiles roar by*

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


gently caress you Biden

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
He was no angel, well he is now we blew him up, but his 100,000s of armed supporters will understand we did this for peace.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

we live in a post-escalatory world joe

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/JZarif/status/1212946202280579073

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I call them Persians.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

i really hope this goes badly :matters:


god you suck joe. I'll mourn this iranian guy i barely knew about more than i'll mourn your stupid old rear end when you finally die.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

First off, killing people owns. I love it. When I read a brown skinned guy got killed, I jacked off. I’m very smart, and I’m very smart because I fist bumped when I read suspwhateverhisnameis died from dying, from us, but

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



lol just typical 2020 am I right?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
crimes against american troops

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

SKULL.GIF posted:

that's EXACTLY the thing though

defusing this situation takes boldness and bravery

he's going to hide while it gets worse and worse and not do anything about it

well it's already been the greatest foreign policy accomplishment of the decade

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1212940412761100288

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


"tossing a stick of dynamite into a tinderbox" is some lovely writing

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

hi I'm an american people and don't give a gently caress about our troops or PMCs or ghoulish consultants in iraq, what explanation do u think I need Uncle Joe

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Iran is probably going to seize the initiative. Trump came up with the assassinate the Iranian second in command like last week and definitely hasn’t done the months of logistics necessary for a war of the scale we’re probably going to get.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I must now go inject caffine into my eye balls and start to translate iranian twitter

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

RandomBlue has issued a correction as of 05:12 on Jan 3, 2020

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Atrocious Joe posted:

"tossing a stick of dynamite into a tinderbox" is some lovely writing

It's pretty poo poo yeah

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Atrocious Joe posted:

"tossing a stick of dynamite into a tinderbox" is some lovely writing

but how else are you going to ignite the tinder to start a small campfire?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Powerful call to direct violent action from Dan rather, never thought I'd see him calling for immediate political assassinations and revolution

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BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Third World Reagan posted:

I must now go inject caffine into my eye balls and start to translate iranian twitter

keep us updated

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