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deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


PathAsc posted:

When do the tungsten rods start raining down from our satellites

40 years from now when Elon Musk delivers one out of 500 promised functional systems that are 4 trillion dollars over budget.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Iran will pay dearly and it has already begun.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

a helpful bear posted:

whats the future like

staticky with a slower tempo than youre used to

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

:suspense:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





ah poo poo i keep needing to be reminded about the real victims here!!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



lmao

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

Swear to god if alien ships ever floated over my skies I'd shoot at them before any other response. Even if I was 4 days late and we ready made peace id just see the ships and grab my shottie

Gotta protect the cows and Bigfoot

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
tamrmp

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
And thats why im going to make such a good space force lieutenant commander

Because i loving love terra and will kill any space enemies who threaten her

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Watch iran start a loving war

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Marx Headroom posted:

don't worry dude we're doing all this to maintain regional stability

Well, that's ok then.

*sits down relieved for a minute or so, but slowly brow furrows ever more*

Now, hang on sec, wasn't there that other time...... Ah poo poo

Agean90 posted:

The attack already happened, thats what's set this whole thing off.

Now we're just waiting to see how Iran will respond

Good point. I guess my question might then apply if they do. Might read up a bit on the whole deal while waiting to see how hosed we all are. Starting of course from the current base of we and the world are tremendously hosed, but it could get worse and faster.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
retaliated hard
and put away wet

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

dads friend steve posted:

Jesus wtf happened, I go away for a few hours and there’s 40+ new pages?

i spelt trump in a way that was so astonishingly bold and new it was empty quoted over 1500 times

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
trump is a war criminal

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

PathAsc posted:

I've attached some sparklers to my kid's plastic drone to act as a flare for the other missiles and get them to fly into the pond, rendering them useless!

effective chaff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxvkLGWh888&t=14s

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

deathbysnusnu posted:

40 years from now when Elon Musk delivers one out of 500 promised functional systems that are 4 trillion dollars over budget.

By then they're won't be any safe orbital space thanks to musk constellation satellites that block out the sun and sell us the energy

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




Sestze posted:

trump is a war criminal

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

so no american personnel at the embassy were actually hurt, huh? they just trashed the place

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

smarxist posted:

excuse me, it was the Anti Benghazi

more like ante benghazi

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

SKULL.GIF posted:

lmao gently caress, suddenly remembering 2003 and yelling at all the adults that the iraqi invasion was incredibly loving stupid and none of them listening to me because I was just some stupid teenager

If it makes you feel any better they would have ignored you if you were in your 20s

Americans really love wars

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




StrugglingHoneybun posted:

Swear to god if alien ships ever floated over my skies I'd shoot at them before any other response. Even if I was 4 days late and we ready made peace id just see the ships and grab my shottie

im starting to worry that you arent even a posadist

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

And thats why im going to make such a good space force lieutenant commander

Because i loving love terra and will kill any space enemies who threaten her

i prefer celes them ice spells are cool

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

spacemang_spliff posted:

If it makes you feel any better they would have ignored you if you were in your 20s

Americans really love wars

they're good and easy to win :smugdon:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Why should there be pro Americanism

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Inspector Hound posted:

Why should there be pro Americanism

USA

USA

USA

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
trump is gonna keep mercing randos in the middle east until people celebrate in the streets like with bin laden but nobody cares and he keeps getting more mad

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Third World Reagan posted:

Watch iran start a loving war

im tired of watching, waiting


iran do it alreayd you cowards!!!!!!!!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Lol, gently caress those were cool

Noted, though, I'm going through my parent's garage to find some

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


DEMON

CRACKER

NATION

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

SKULL.GIF posted:

DEMON

CRACKER

NATION

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Inspector Hound posted:

Why should there be pro Americanism

we freed the slaves

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




fosborb posted:

gently caress, now I want to write a global thermonuclear war playset for Fiasco

Huh I'd play it. Just set it in the oval office.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1212947131679625217

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Your bombs cant hurt me
Not when im up here
Im floating through the skies
In the Space force


Your guns are useless
Your planes bring no fear
To the polished satellite
In my space force

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

we freed the slaves

We had the loving slaves

E and lot of people did not want to free anyone

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

So, are we getting that "most dangerous people" deck of cards again? Because I want them as magic cards this time so we can play a game other than basic war

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

SKULL.GIF posted:

DEMON

CRACKER

NATION

ARMY

WONT

HOLD

ME

BACK

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




attn ayatollah, plz let me finish charging my phone before you send cyber warriors to topple the electrical grid

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



my work phone charger is gone. I lie at 12% power. It will be 10 hours before I have access to the internet again. but what strange world will I wake to?

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

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