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e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
Our boy Jerry

https://streamable.com/c2skh

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vessbot
Jun 17, 2005
I don't like you because you're dangerous
Beaten with 2 engines

Zhanism
Apr 1, 2005
Death by Zhanism. So Judged.

Jimmy Carter posted:


After asking ‘uhhh is everything OK?’ the tower then uttered the magic phrase ‘now that you’re on the ground, please phone us.’


Does this signify the starting of the process of taking out back and mercilessly beaten?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Zhanism posted:

Does this signify the starting of the process of taking out back and mercilessly beaten?

No, that would at least be over quickly.

It begins the process of your relevant aviation authority crawling all up your rear end.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


:discourse:

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


I have a cunning plan to get Jerry out of the sky. His own hubris would help work him into it, even.
Get this: airborne trap-shooting. Plane flies at shooter's station from random direction towing a plain white target streamer (think WW2-Korean War-era aerial gunnery training). Now do that, but aim ahead so the engines ingest tons of little steel balls. "Well, yeah. I could definitely pull that off! Don't shoot at my plane, hyuk hyuk."

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
This is what obliviousness looks like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-hMDGwWQoc

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Of course he's the kind of egotist that would repeat a "joke" at his expense. He wants that attention.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

ewe2 posted:

Of course he's the kind of egotist that would repeat a "joke" at his expense. He wants that attention.

big boomer energy

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

e.pilot posted:

This is what obliviousness looks like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-hMDGwWQoc

I’m speechless.

Beccara
Feb 3, 2005

e.pilot posted:

This is what obliviousness looks like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-hMDGwWQoc

Of course there's people saying he's great in the comments

marumaru
May 20, 2013



e.pilot posted:

This is what obliviousness looks like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-hMDGwWQoc

that is sad.

marumaru
May 20, 2013





Probably posted before but I really like this and want more like it to put up in my office.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Inacio posted:



Probably posted before but I really like this and want more like it to put up in my office.

I love that poster

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.


More here.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.
When I hear De Havilland Comet, this is the one that comes to mind.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
If only Boeing knew about about jetliner manufacturer that lost public trust after an engineering mishap

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
These posters are great.

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Ardeem posted:

When I hear De Havilland Comet, this is the one that comes to mind.



man that is some max 8 tier nacelle placement

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Ardeem posted:

When I hear De Havilland Comet, this is the one that comes to mind.



Goddamn that's a beautiful airplane.

I like unusual engine placements. I also enjoy the appearance of the An-72, it's just so drat cheerful looking!

PT6A fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jan 3, 2020

marumaru
May 20, 2013



quote:

In his autobiography, test pilot Tex Johnston describes a Dutch roll incident he experienced as a passenger on an early commercial 707 flight. As the aircraft's movements did not cease and most of the passengers became ill, he suspected a misrigging of the directional autopilot (yaw damper). He went to the cockpit and found the crew unable to understand and resolve the situation. He introduced himself and relieved the ashen-faced captain, who immediately left the cockpit feeling ill. Johnston disconnected the faulty autopilot and manually stabilized the plane "with two slight control movements".

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Inacio posted:

man that is some max 8 tier nacelle placement

the DH.88 is cool and good, unlike anything Boeing has made this century

ehnus
Apr 16, 2003

Now you're thinking with portals!

MrYenko posted:

It’s like a photo of an Olympic athlete thirty years and three-thousand cartons of cigarettes later.

is to as is to

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
Tag that poo poo :nms:

standard.deviant
May 17, 2012

Globally Indigent
A break from Jerry, Man who threw 'lucky' coins into plane engine fined.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

standard.deviant posted:

Man who threw 'lucky' coins into plane engine

:wtc:

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity

Fun Shoe

Extremely believable. The ferries out of China run "How to be a tourist" videos explaining how to wait in line, not to climb on things, follow signs, not to smoke everywhere, etc.

Literally millions of people who have never left their block are now able to travel so there are some broader cultural norms to learn.

I can totally believe someone boarding via airstairs thinking this was a lucky coin situation.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

So now instead of firing frozen turkeys into an engine during testing, you'll have a Rip Taylor tossing up couch change into the intakes like confetti.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
When a jetway isn’t used, station an employee by the engines—not simply to stop people from throwing money into the engines, but to accept the money as a donation to the airline.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

It would probably be good for world peace if aircraft engines could be redesigned to run in pure money instead of petroleum products.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Platystemon posted:

When a jetway isn’t used, station an employee by the engines—not simply to stop people from throwing money into the engines, but to accept the money as a donation to the airline.

My god, didn't realize we had the CEO from Ryanair posting here.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

FunOne posted:

I can totally believe someone boarding via airstairs thinking this was a lucky coin situation.

This happens a bunch, here's just a few from 2019:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6798979/Two-passengers-China-detained-throwing-coins-plane-engine-good-luck.html
https://www.independent.co.uk/trave...o-a8873786.html
https://www.newsweek.com/chinese-passenegr-tossed-coins-diarrhea-1460471

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Colostomy Bag posted:

My god, didn't realize we had the CEO from Ryanair posting here.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
I recall having heard also of an AP intentionally fodding an engine out because he had aiworthiness concerns about an aircraft that were overruled by all authorities at his MRO, I do not have sources on hand for that one

marumaru
May 20, 2013




holy crap this rocks

emailed the guy and he got back to me with high res images for print:

sanchez
Feb 26, 2003
Do you have the whole thing in high res? The early jet age, between 1945 and about 1960, is just the best.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
https://imgur.com/pnalCtN
about 2200x3200

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
I had an uncle who was an aeronautical engineer from post-war till the 80s and this is reminding me that at one point he gave me some of his collection of small poster sized (like 24x18-ish) promotional prints of a bunch of planes from the era. I hung them in my room like the huge nerd that I was and now have zero recollection of what happened to them, but I'm guessing it involved a garbage bag once girls started to come over.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I almost want to get that printed onto canvas!

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Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


I would buy a print of that if someone sets it up

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