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Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Agrajag posted:

oh great i wake up to trump basically declaring war on iran.

wtf

I'm sure you get this a lot, but:

Jesus Christ your av is unsettling.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Was he the guy who poo poo himself the least in the executive?

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

DryGoods posted:

mysterious frankie, your ignorance of Starship Troopers film lore is frankly disgusting

if it was worth seeing crackle would have it.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Raccooon posted:

What was the last war the US lost a ship to an enemy attack? WWII?

Americans not gonna take this well.

Didn't iraq almost sink one of ours in the iran iraq war by accident?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/AnneClaireCNN/status/1213124482312871936?s=20

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Agean90 posted:

take over ur local draft board and send all the boomers overseas

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

SKULL.GIF posted:

USS Liberty, for certain definitions of "enemy" :laugh:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
hails atatn

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Raccooon posted:

What was the last war the US lost a ship to an enemy attack? WWII?
USS Cole so yeah

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


jesus christ

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Der Meister posted:

why do these people love the word “malign” so much


SHS used to use that word daily

itwas probably overused in the recent Hillsdale mailer

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
joe biden's middle name is Robinette

huh

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Ben Nerevarine posted:

no I think she's supposed to be any other marine, the joke comes a couple cuts later when an actual child also says he's doing his part

kids killing bugs as well. though everyone in that movie looks extremely young, I think that is the point though?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
I mean we didn't lose the cole, we lost lives and time though

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





just an isolated incident

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

seems life this should matter, but it wont

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 359 days!

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Are you guys really this dense about the films of Paul Verhoeven? Must suck to not be smart
Hes euro schmaltz that accidentally did a message in robocop and liked the adulation for it and tried to replicate it but hes so hamfisted that it doesnt work
:smug:

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Flavius Aetass posted:

good news, there's basically no distinction between peace and war anymore

but they are the same thing op

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
yall talking about this kid face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_7FaWnlhS4&t=14s

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Raccooon posted:

What was the last war the US lost a ship to an enemy attack? WWII?

Americans not gonna take this well.

USS Cole got pretty hosed up

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/ImtianaJones/status/1213116633151086592

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

White House's official response as follows: will it be cowardly when I RAILGUN THE TOP OF YOUR JIM FROM THE OFFICE loving HEAD OFF, PUSSY OF ASSAD rear end MOTHERFUCKER HUH? HUH!? WHAT? what? no, I'm cool. I'm cool

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Dizzy was too good for Rico

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tenderjerk posted:

Hes euro schmaltz that accidentally did a message in robocop and liked the adulation for it and tried to replicate it but hes so hamfisted that it doesnt work
:smug:

This is some major duncecap poo poo dude, keep posting about it though so we can all laugh at you

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


that's the baby from dinosaurs not an adult wtf

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Paul Verhoeven: Eyyy! I'm shooting bugs over here! POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW!

Studio Exec: Paul, I'm not giving you $80m to make another one of your giant space bug movies. Modern audiences demand more.

Paul Verhoeven: Uh, I don't know, war is bad? That good enough for you jamokes? And the price is now $100m to get realistic bug guts. Ayyy BLAMO!

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

This is some major duncecap poo poo dude, keep posting about it though so we can all laugh at you

they're right

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Lol the coming war has been blessed with the curse of assad

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

SKULL.GIF posted:

I'm almost certain it's a Christianity thing

"Malign influence" tends to come up a lot when Christians talk

they can't say Satanic anymore without everyone laughing at them but malign influence is a good code phrase

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I know you guys like to post about star wars and stuff but I didn't think we had people too stupid to read good movies

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

goons shockingly bad at analyzing media, film at 11

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

QID eh? #Qproofs

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

can someone translate this into not air traffic controller speak?

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


does journalism school teach you how to suck shoe leather in a class

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Phi230 posted:

Lol the coming war has been blessed with the curse of assad

I have more faith in the Lion's curse than I do the American military

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
:lofty: voice: the shower tiddie movie where they fight bug aliens is a deep commentary on

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