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Now ask him how he feels about LGBTQ people having equal rights.
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proposal: voting rights OR the ability to own a gun, otherwise gun owners will just vote for more guns im centrist
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T-man posted:my mom and dad were both spanked and beaten, and so I never had to deal with that kind of abuse My condolences to your future, physically abused, children.
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Can't abuse your kids if you never have any kids in the first place. Checkmate Breedailures! 
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i have way too many brain problems to be a mother and have taken drugs to make that even more unlikely than my personality already does luckily I'm more than qualified to be a cool aunt who lets you stay up late and teaches you to pick locks and how to smoke weed out of a watermelon
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Load em up with sugar and send them back to their parents, I say.
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Gifting drum sets to two year olds is my favorite family tradition.
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SimonCat posted:From my cousin's FB. Why do I need to own an 'AR-15'? Because you're a big loving baby who failed to live up to some bullshit societal pressure about "being a real man," and then you found out that you can actually just buy your way into it? I dunno.
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 Gay Frogs Time You know, they're caught my interest. How do dildos make human males' penises smaller? Like, what are they doing with them for that to happen? 
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Gifting drum sets to two year olds is my favorite family tradition. It doesn't work if the parents are musicians.
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Guavanaut posted:You know, they're caught my interest. How do dildos make human males' penises smaller? Like, what are they doing with them for that to happen? I assume the fear is the chemicals contaminate the woman's body and from then on her poison womb only gives birth to small-dicked boys At least that's what happened to me thanks a lot mom t  t
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Guavanaut posted:You know, they're caught my interest. How do dildos make human males' penises smaller? Like, what are they doing with them for that to happen? There's a whole, if relatively small, wing of conspiracy thought dedicated to the evils of plastic and how it's turning us all gay and whatnot. They claim that even lightly handling plastics fill us with "feminizing hormones", pointing to studies that kinda, sorta suggest they can affect hormone levels in mice. Sometimes. A lot of the time they don't even appeal to any outside evidence, because Big Pharma has compromised the whole system. So, yes, this person's thesis is probably "a woman using a dildo has poisoned her pussy for the rest of her life, so all of her male children will be so flooded with feminizing hormones that their dicks will be small and they'll wind up gay." These people aren't big on science, just the totally-agreed-upon-by-everyone observation that men today are wimps but were strong and manly in the past, and something nefarious needs to be behind it. I used to know a guy that thought poo poo like that in college. He claimed that gay people didn't exist before the 1960's. He's a roboticist now.
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You'd think a roboticist would know about Turing.
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I could get behind going back to tailored clothes. The modern fashion industry dumps as much waste as the consumer electronics industry.
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Shbobdb posted:You'd think a roboticist would know about Turing. I brought up known homosexuals from earlier times, but he just said "oh, those people weren't gay in the same way people are today," but then refused to elaborate.
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I am ten trillion times gayer than turing fear me hetrofailures
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Before 1960 every gay guy was gay like the Greeks (good), not gay like Queer Eye (bad)
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The "in the old day men were manly, unlike today" is pretty hilarious when you look at male fashion from say, the founding of this country. Tights and wigs and lace and poo poo. And if you're a boy you wore a dress until you were toilet trained because pants are expensive.
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If any of these things killed you prematurely, retweet.
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Seeking some kind of special recognition or a sense of pride for doing exactly the same poo poo that every other kid was doing at the time of your youth is the ultimate participation trophy. Congratulations - You drank Pepsi and watched TV! PerniciousKnid posted:If any of these things killed you prematurely, retweet. When I was a kid, another kid who went to my school (that I didn't really know too well) was killed when he fell out of the back of a pickup truck. He did not turn out fine. tek79 fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Jan 3, 2020 |
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VitalSigns posted:Before 1960 every gay guy was gay like the Greeks (good), not gay like Queer Eye (bad) In retrospect, yeah that's what he probably meant. He just brought this up over drinks with a study group, out of the blue, as if we were supposed to marvel at his big brain for finally "figuring it out". I just find it amusing how all of this "feminizing" stuff is completely divorced from reality. I saw someone freaking out on Twitter just a couple of days ago, saying that the Impossible Whopper has hundreds of times more estrogen in it than hormone treatments do. If you could just grow titties by eating a burger, I have a few friends that would be loving thrilled.
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tek79 posted:Seeking some kind of special recognition or a sense of pride for doing exactly the same poo poo that every other kid was doing at the time of your youth is the ultimate participation trophy. Congratulations - You drank Pepsi and watched TV! I had toys with spring-loaded missiles that went off during the night in my bedroom and scared the poo poo out of me a couple times. Where's my parade?
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VitalSigns posted:The "in the old day men were manly, unlike today" is pretty hilarious when you look at male fashion from say, the founding of this country. Men being austere and emotionless and expected to not care about fashion is a pretty recent phenomena. The machoest of manly men in ages past took pride in dressing up super pretty and absolutely loved crying manly tears and embracing and all sorts of things (taking young boys as lovers), and there wasn't this weird stigma where female platonic friends can show physical affection and compliment each others' shoes and poo poo where, for men, that's not ok.
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Lord Byron was a frilly dandy and successfully banged everything that breathed and a lot of things that didn't.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Men being austere and emotionless and expected to not care about fashion is a pretty recent phenomena. The machoest of manly men in ages past took pride in dressing up super pretty and absolutely loved crying manly tears and embracing and all sorts of things (taking young boys as lovers), and there wasn't this weird stigma where female platonic friends can show physical affection and compliment each others' shoes and poo poo where, for men, that's not ok. 
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:I brought up known homosexuals from earlier times, but he just said "oh, those people weren't gay in the same way people are today," but then refused to elaborate. Third genderism is a more modern cultural movement and wasn't as much of a thing in the past as default, though there are plenty of examples. Heracles calling the argonauts a bunch of sissies because they were laying around banging women instead of adventuring and banging boys is a historical standard. The normalization of theater gay over heroic gay is a cultural shift but both have always been with us. Salacious biting the bigter peach stuff from ancient china is swishy as hell but I imagine he'd anachronisticly blame that on soy consumption.
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Shbobdb posted:Third genderism is a more modern cultural movement and wasn't as much of a thing in the past as default, though there are plenty of examples. Heracles calling the argonauts a bunch of sissies because they were laying around banging women instead of adventuring and banging boys is a historical standard. Roman culture didn't have gay/straight like we do either. So long as it was your dick going into a hole of any type, you were masculine. If you got penetrated, you were feminine. So bang bros had a whole other context back then.
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Certain plastics contained estrogen-related chemicals. See phtalates. Less so BPA, which was popularly removed from many bottles ten years ago. LDPE is worse than HDPE, for example, but both can still leech, particularly at higher temperatures. Take bottled water, put it in the truck of your car for a year, see what it tastes like. The bottles have an expiration date for a reason. Polypropylene is generally considered safe. Some of these chemicals are actually worse in lower quantities, and many leech into fat cells moreso than water. That means meat on styrofoam is potentially going to transfer more than the bottled water. Of course none of this matters since aluminum antiperspirant will kill everyone. (Sorry, phone plus office hours, so not organized. But yeah most people aren't going to be affected.)
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America today. Brought to you by the people trying to shame kids for litter on a beach. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Superfund_sites (don't litter, shitheads)
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as we all know everyone under 25 is a hive mind with one will, one responsibility, a glorious chorus l-l-look at you b-b-boomer, p-p-panting and sw-ea-eating as you run f-from our Mass join us JOIN US (I'd feel bad for any hivemind that tries to incorporate me tbh)
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VitalSigns posted:Before 1960 every gay guy was gay like the Greeks (good), not gay like Queer Eye (bad) Oscar Wilde cries a single fabulous manly tear 
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reminder that every spring break Fox News has a piece about those sinful college freshman.
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PhazonLink posted:reminder that every spring break Fox News has a piece about those sinful college freshman. They always compare them to some good ol boys who join up straight after high school. High interest Camaro and stripper wives not mentioned.
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Nah, it's those frat boy "bro" assholes who did that, and they're the ones that grow up to be hardline Republicans.
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T-man posted:as we all know everyone under 25 is a hive mind with one will, one responsibility, a glorious chorus l-l-look at you b-b-boomer, p-p-panting and sw-ea-eating as you run f-from our Mass join us JOIN US No no that's what's so great about the hivemind, there's no judgment or shame because we all fully understand you and you fully understands every one of us, we're all the same person and we've all felt everything you've ever felt and it's all okay. JOIN US
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tek79 posted:Nah, it's those frat boy "bro" assholes who did that, and they're the ones that grow up to be hardline Republicans. I mean, anyone who can afford to take a week-long beach vacation at this point (aside from the locals) probably has enough money that they're likely current/future Republicans anyway.
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TVs Ian posted:I mean, anyone who can afford to take a week-long beach vacation at this point (aside from the locals) probably has enough money that they're likely current/future Republicans anyway. Or they live in Florida.
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