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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

tenderjerk posted:

Tag urself im the left arm extending from the groin area
im leb

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
i bet trump has decisively defended himself from melania

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Jess is so good, she has no chance at winning.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

oh boy

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvLJSkPA4Vw

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

wise donald knows that ancient legionary equipment is inferior to what you can buy at an armorer

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

Jess is so good, she has no chance at winning.

certainly not with that attitude!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Elephanthead posted:

Jess is so good, she has no chance at winning.

It's 60,000 votes. That's it. Make calls for her today if you want to help.

https://www.thrutalk.io/caller/login/jessforde

https://desktop.thrutalk.io/candidate/jessica-scarane-for-us-senate

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

it's bullshit, just smoke real weed

I know it's a joke but times like this make me want to smoke weed, not for enjoyment because that's never happened, but just to experience the unique mortal terror being high would evoke at this time in my life while these specific world events are unfolding.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Elephanthead posted:

Jess is so good, she has no chance at winning.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
NICHAEL RESIGN

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/eoinhiggins_/status/1213198342081175553?s=21

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

i hope an iranian gets his other eye

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

mysterious frankie posted:

I know it's a joke but times like this make me want to smoke weed, not for enjoyment because that's never happened, but just to experience the unique mortal terror being high would evoke at this time in my life while these specific world events are unfolding.

actually, it owns

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Flavius Aetass posted:

i hope an iranian gets his other eye

He's got both eyes, the patch is stolen valor fake news.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Flavius Aetass posted:

i hope an iranian gets his other eye

by making him try to suck his own dick again?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/mimms/status/1213206083776503812

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

the votes are in! the result?

JEB!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

mysterious frankie posted:

I know it's a joke but times like this make me want to smoke weed, not for enjoyment because that's never happened, but just to experience the unique mortal terror being high would evoke at this time in my life while these specific world events are unfolding.

what's stopping you? I'm about to head out to get some flower, getting a bit tired of the vape/edible combo, always good to mix it up. There are some good varieties that won't always lead to anxiety or paranoia, always good to experiment a bit. if there's a dispensary near you, tell them what you're looking for, what weed has done to you in the past, and the people there will take care of you, always.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

actually, it owns

Louisgod posted:

what's stopping you? I'm about to head out to get some flower, getting a bit tired of the vape/edible combo, always good to mix it up. There are some good varieties that won't always lead to anxiety or paranoia, always good to experiment a bit. if there's a dispensary near you, tell them what you're looking for, what weed has done to you in the past, and the people there will take care of you, always.



the road from my early 20s to late 20s was paved with similar lies told by friends and roommates in Perfect Circle t-shirts.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

by making him try to suck his own dick again?

lol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


guys I'm back, I was busy all afternoon. did iran missile strike the embassies yet? is it war? WAR?

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016



I mean if the Iranians decide to shrug at the act of war we can surely count on the moral courage of the dems to not immediately cave to demands for war lest the republicans chide them as weak.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

loving lmao

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

awesome, now it'll be a partisan thing and 50% of this stupid loving country will be crying for an actual war

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

SKULL.GIF posted:

guys I'm back, I was busy all afternoon. did iran missile strike the embassies yet? is it war? WAR?

no. maybe. TRUMP.

Frumply
Dec 7, 2004








Elephanthead posted:

Jess is so good, she has no chance at winning.

she is going to win

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



freckle posted:

NICHAEL RESIGN

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

SKULL.GIF posted:

guys I'm back, I was busy all afternoon. did iran missile strike the embassies yet? is it war? WAR?

the bombs dropped, you're trapped under fallen masonry and we're all part of your jacobs ladder moment of death dream.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

SKULL.GIF posted:

guys I'm back, I was busy all afternoon. did iran missile strike the embassies yet? is it war? WAR?

not answering this unless you draw a cute rat asking it

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

4 republicans voted yes but coons couldn't be bothered

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


mama mia

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

mysterious frankie posted:

the bombs dropped, you're trapped under fallen masonry and we're all part of your jacobs ladder moment of death dream.

crap, I mean IMMA A SPOOKY WIGGLY HEADED GUY IN A HAAAAAAALLWAY

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/TheSocietyDude/status/1213109370399182848

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



Senator Holden Bloodfeast (D-CT) proposes an amendment to nuke tehran immediately. in a beautiful act of bipartisanship in these troubled, divided times, it passes with 95 votes

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1213194408981606402?s=20

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Frumply posted:

she is going to win

:hai:

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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl0O5GF6c0E

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