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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the Bay of Pigs Award for Excellence in the Field of Fuckup Artistry

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1213232588447338496

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

:hmmyes:

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:

SardonicTyrant posted:

It's actually kind of hilarious. Republicans have been shaping the country to accept a charismatic demagogue but it turns out not one of them has any charisma. Then this fat idiot walks it and suddenly we're in a remake of Being There.

turns out "guy who watches a lot of tv" was what americans crave

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Dolphin posted:

someone should deescalate Donald Trump.

De-escalating is what imbibed him with power in the first place you fool!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

lmao

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

SardonicTyrant posted:

It's actually kind of hilarious. Republicans have been shaping the country to accept a charismatic demagogue but it turns out not one of them has any charisma. Then this fat idiot walks it and suddenly we're in a remake of Being There.

I mean, it was either that or accept that the nation's demographics were shifting away from them and allow the democratic processes of the nation they claim to hold inviolate phase them out of total power. WHAT ELSE COULD THEY DO?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lol Joe you've got to pick a limit

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Spergin Morlock posted:

lol teachers and students are already allowed to pray in school, it just can't be a school led activity.

Yeah, but what if they really want the freedom to force other students to pray to a specific god?

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

this is a good one, much better than the coffee beans

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
god drat legal weed owns so freaking much, so loving cheap

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

a.lo posted:

can you recycle that can, rear end in a top hat?

You want to kill hobo income?

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Just keep needling them I'm sure it'll be okay

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



a Bay of Pigs veterans' group lmao

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

De-escalating is what imbibed him with power in the first place you fool!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



tramp

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Come mr Soleiman Solei me banana
summer cooome and we say merry chrismuss agaaaain

Nice huckabee tweet

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

NofrikinfuN posted:

Yeah, but what if they really want the freedom to force other students to pray to a specific god?

it would be really rude!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I feel like Republicans perceived Obama as custom made in a lab just to piss them off all day and they just willed Trump into the race as their version of that for Dems. They don't give a poo poo about a single other thing and the business class that bankrolls the whole dumb operation got their tax cut out of it so they don't give a poo poo either.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Louisgod posted:

god drat legal weed owns so freaking much, so loving cheap



are you in canada? how are you using a debit card directly at the dispensary rather than using cash?

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


Alright this might be starting to look bad

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



Isn't Biden roughly the same age as Bernie? As well as a history of brain problems including early signs of dementia?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Alan Smithee posted:

Nice huckabee tweet

:(

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
so the us is actively killing off the commanders of heavily armed militias because?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

a Bay of Pigs veterans' group lmao

just a couple of 102 year old CIA spooks who get together once a year to talk about what a rat bastard JFK was

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Qurnah posted:

so the us is actively killing off the commanders of heavily armed militias because?

They are all terrorists, terrorizing the troops we sent to murder them.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol trump's own gethsemane moment


https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1213233287621206018

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


paranoid randroid posted:

just a couple of 102 year old CIA spooks who get together once a year to talk about what a rat bastard JFK was

hey there are probably a few old mob enforcers who sold them weapons there too

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Qurnah posted:

so the us is actively killing off the commanders of heavily armed militias because?

This is how you prevent wars dingus

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
do you think Daniel dale would ever kramer on to twitter that a trump quote was taken out of context like he did with biden

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Qurnah posted:

so the us is actively killing off the commanders of heavily armed militias because?

lol trump

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


lg you know the ban is not permanent right, u can come back whenever

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

They are all terrorists, terrorizing the troops we sent to murder them.

i mean compared to president diarrheadiaper i have a tiny brain but wouldn't this make them angry and vengeful?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Spergin Morlock posted:

are you in canada? how are you using a debit card directly at the dispensary rather than using cash?

It's 2020 just lmao if ur dispensary doesn't take card

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Spergin Morlock posted:

are you in canada? how are you using a debit card directly at the dispensary rather than using cash?

oregon, why wouldn't you use a debit card? cash?? the gently caress

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I feel like Republicans perceived Obama as custom made in a lab just to piss them off all day and they just willed Trump into the race as their version of that for Dems. They don't give a poo poo about a single other thing and the business class that bankrolls the whole dumb operation got their tax cut out of it so they don't give a poo poo either.

checks out

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

lg you know the ban is not permanent right, u can come back whenever

That would involve giving money to the tax amb

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Louisgod posted:

god drat legal weed owns so freaking much, so loving cheap



20% tax? oof

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Qurnah posted:

so the us is actively killing off the commanders of heavily armed militias because?

Don't you know how to play chess? These guys all move diagonally and poo poo, we have to take them out so they can't capture our king.

Thankfully, they can't replace them, so we only have to do it once.

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
if lastgirl needs a $10 sa cert to get unbanned, pm me and I'll pay for it.

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