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Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

bulletsponge13 posted:

It wouldn't take a shitload of Marines. We literally have dudes who make their living snatching people from cars and getting the gently caress out of dodge.
I would imagine they could have had him on a bird and out of the country in 30 minutes from hit. It wouldn't need SSE- interdict, kill the guards, snatch the dudes- your at the airport- throw that gently caress on a 60, fly them to a waiting aircraft- boom. I'm sure it wouldn't be so simple and quick, but if you are going to risk a massive escalation, why not make it worth it in the long term?
Again. Maybe I'm just dumb- I just can't imagine this was a better strategic course of action than capturing him.

We have soldiers stationed at the airport, along side Iraqi army and others. Who's to say that JSOC staging a snatch and grab wouldn't immediately start a firefight because Iraqi army guys have no idea who is taking the Quds Commander. Because we sure as gently caress couldn't give the Iraqis any advance warning. It could turn into a bloodbath.

Also, what are the benefits of having him alive? There are none. Trying to use him as a bargaining chip would be tricky, and I wouldn't trust even a competent administration to do that. The legal clusterfuck that would ensue by having taken him prisoner would be worse than the one we're dealing with now. We didn't even want UBL alive for that reason (and because we wouldn't want him to have a chance to speak/preach during a trial). And I'd imagine that the shitshow of a trial (if there was one) would require a ton of classified info being released.

Bored As Fuck fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jan 4, 2020

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
This picture is like when Roddy Piper takes off the glasses.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1213242734036889600?s=19

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

bird food bathtub posted:

Looks like the post-hoc justification talking points are out. Everyone in the right wing propaganda machine is vomiting the phrase "imminent attack", so someone sent that out in an email somewhere.

That was Pompeo. Otherwise it's illegal.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

facialimpediment posted:

This picture is like when Roddy Piper takes off the glasses.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1213242734036889600?s=19

Oh hey that's not suggestively facist.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

facialimpediment posted:

This picture is like when Roddy Piper takes off the glasses.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1213242734036889600?s=19

This has nothing to do with Nazis. It's the dumb thing they do during a "spiritual" moment. It's like adjusting the antenna to better receive God or some dumb poo poo.

Not to say you implied this. But a lot of people in those comments were.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

GoGoGadget posted:

This has nothing to do with Nazis. It's the dumb thing they do during a "spiritual" moment. It's like adjusting the antenna to better receive God or some dumb poo poo.

Not to say you implied this. But a lot of people in those comments were.

And you believe them?

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
Far be it from me to stick up for Christians, but this is a pretty longstanding "spirit of the little white baby jesus come into my heart" thing.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

This picture is like when Roddy Piper takes off the glasses.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1213242734036889600?s=19

Look you've got world war iii about to kick off, this is barely a blip on the radar

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

GoGoGadget posted:

This has nothing to do with Nazis. It's the dumb thing they do during a "spiritual" moment. It's like adjusting the antenna to better receive God or some dumb poo poo.

Not to say you implied this. But a lot of people in those comments were.

yeah this.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

facialimpediment posted:

This picture is like when Roddy Piper takes off the glasses.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1213242734036889600?s=19

Please tell me they're just doing that stupid "raise both arms" thing that Protestants do. Please tell me that's what they're doing and the photo is just at a weird angle. Please tell me they have both arms up, and not just one, and not just their right ones.

:yikes:

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Schadenboner posted:

Please tell me they're just doing that stupid "raise both arms" thing that Protestants do. Please tell me that's what they're doing and the photo is just at a weird angle. Please tell me they have both arms up, and not just one, and not just their right ones.

:yikes:

They do. Look at the white sweatshirt guy in the foreground.

This is nothing, and disengenious of Maggie to suggest otherwise.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

BigDave posted:

Oh hey that's not suggestively facist.

Lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven.
A good soundtrack for the chaos.
https://youtu.be/PZwQeZh6rP0

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Bored As gently caress posted:

We have soldiers stationed at the airport, along side Iraqi army and others. Who's to say that JSOC staging a snatch and grab wouldn't immediately start a firefight because Iraqi army guys have no idea who is taking the Quds Commander. Because we sure as gently caress couldn't give the Iraqis any advance warning. It could turn into a bloodbath.

Also, what are the benefits of having him alive? There are none. Trying to use him as a bargaining chip would be tricky, and I wouldn't trust even a competent administration to do that. The legal clusterfuck that would ensue by having taken him prisoner would be worse than the one we're dealing with now. We didn't even want UBL alive for that reason (and because we wouldn't want him to have a chance to speak/preach during a trial). And I'd imagine that the shitshow of a trial (if there was one) would require a ton of classified info being released.

I disagree on the no benefit. I think it would cause more damage to Iran to have him alive. They were prepared for the eventuality of his demise- I'm sure they considered this at some point. I wasn't even thinking for a trial- just literally loving kidnap him. We are already breaking the law, it's not like you are breaking it any more or less. We don't give a gently caress about international law- if we did, we wouldn't have done this. I'm a dumb grunt, but it seems to me if you are going to fight, fight to win. If you are going to destabilize their government, loving destabilize it. The sheer chaos if we took him would achieve more than killing him would. Again, maybe I'm just not smart enough to get strategy like the adults do.

As for the risk, killing him didn't lessen the risk an insider attack. Again, maybe I just have bad optics on this, because it's broke my loving brain.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

bulletsponge13 posted:

I disagree on the no benefit. I think it would cause more damage to Iran to have him alive. They were prepared for the eventuality of his demise- I'm sure they considered this at some point. I wasn't even thinking for a trial- just literally loving kidnap him. We are already breaking the law, it's not like you are breaking it any more or less. We don't give a gently caress about international law- if we did, we wouldn't have done this. I'm a dumb grunt, but it seems to me if you are going to fight, fight to win. If you are going to destabilize their government, loving destabilize it. The sheer chaos if we took him would achieve more than killing him would. Again, maybe I'm just not smart enough to get strategy like the adults do.

As for the risk, killing him didn't lessen the risk an insider attack. Again, maybe I just have bad optics on this, because it's broke my loving brain.

No lies detected

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

facialimpediment posted:

This picture is like when Roddy Piper takes off the glasses.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1213242734036889600?s=19

We had to do this stupid poo poo at my cousin’s wedding like 15 years ago.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Just gonna say that it's like... way easier and less risky to shoot a missile or drop a bomb than coordinate a streetside abduction of a VIP under armed escort in a city potentially hostile to your ground forces.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

mlmp08 posted:

Just gonna say that it's like... way easier and less risky to shoot a missile or drop a bomb than coordinate a streetside abduction of a VIP under armed escort in a city potentially hostile to your ground forces.

There is also this, yes

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

colachute posted:

We had to do this stupid poo poo at my cousin’s wedding like 15 years ago.



BigDave posted:

Oh hey that's not suggestively facist.

Edit
Had to do it at my cousins wedding as well. And her funeral a few months ago. It's just a christian thing, not a fascist thing. This was even one of those peace and love surfing churches.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I just hope I live long enough to see Christianity start to die out in the US.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Chichevache posted:

Edit
Had to do it at my cousins wedding as well. And her funeral a few months ago. It's just a christian thing, not a fascist thing. This was even one of those peace and love surfing churches.

My cousin’s wife’s family were some of the most uptight and holier than thou people I’ve ever seen in such a huge group like that. They would’ve looked down on you if you were on Everest.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

mlmp08 posted:

Just gonna say that it's like... way easier and less risky to shoot a missile or drop a bomb than coordinate a streetside abduction of a VIP under armed escort in a city potentially hostile to your ground forces.

I'm aware, but it's not something that they haven't done a bunch before. I just think that if there was a long term "Defeat Iran" victory strategy, it would be worth the risk. I just don't get what we hoped to achieve from killing him more than escalation.


E- I'm not meaning to sound dismissive, or arguementative- I just don't understand what the gently caress we are doing besides Persia Expansion pack.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Anything Christian to the right of Presbyterians is batshit insane hth

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
One side of my family is evangelical, I went to a church service with them once and it creeped me the gently caress out.

They were doing the hold your hands in the air while singing about Jesus and like half the people there were crying while doing it.

One of the most disturbing things I've ever experienced.

I've been an atheist my whole life so I just don't get religion in general, I don't see what good it's for.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Mustang posted:

One side of my family is are evangelicals, I went to a church service with them once and it creeped me the gently caress out.

They were doing the hold your hands in the air while singing about Jesus and like half the people there were crying while doing it.

One of the most disturbing things I've ever experienced.

I've been an atheist my whole life so I just don't get religion in general, I don't see what good it's for.

It's even more fun when your mom starts speaking in tongues.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


That Works posted:

It's even more fun when your mom starts speaking in tongues.
My cousin thinks he can heal people with prayer, and that he feels sympathetic pain around people who need his help.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

bulletsponge13 posted:

I'm aware, but it's not something that they haven't done a bunch before. I just think that if there was a long term "Defeat Iran" victory strategy, it would be worth the risk. I just don't get what we hoped to achieve from killing him more than escalation.


E- I'm not meaning to sound dismissive, or arguementative- I just don't understand what the gently caress we are doing besides Persia Expansion pack.

You seem to be operating under the assumption that the commander in chief does understand what the gently caress we are doing. I would recommend not entertaining that notion. There is no strategy. Someone put words in front of him and the decaying neuron soup of his dementia riddled brain said "yes". You have already thought more about the consequences of this than his rotten think-meat did.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

bird food bathtub posted:

You seem to be operating under the assumption that the commander in chief does understand what the gently caress we are doing. I would recommend not entertaining that notion. There is no strategy. Someone put words in front of him and the decaying neuron soup of his dementia riddled brain said "yes". You have already thought more about the consequences of this than his rotten think-meat did.

To be fair he said humor him but he’s also asking about a scenario that is so far outside the realm of possibility that I don’t even know what it would look like (the scenario being competent leadership)

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Guys.

Is this the "Crack. Ping!" You guys talk about?
Because this is loving weird. This is the first time I've ever looked at the world around me and just been so utterly god drat angry and confused.

People are buying into W's playbook again.
People are Ok with this gently caress- who said he'd end the wars- expanding it because Iran finally had enough of our poo poo? Does everything happen in a loving vacuum now? Like

WHAT.


THE.


gently caress.


OVER.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

This is a level beyond crack ping.

Crakkerjakk
Mar 14, 2016


I think those recently released Afghanistan papers amply demonstrate that no one in the US military or political leadership for the last twenty years has any long term plan for success. It's all just an ouroboros of rear end covering and dead brown people.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Anything Christian to the right of Presbyterians is batshit insane hth

I posted that picture because the imagery is hilarious with the angle, but it's also a good reminder that evangelicals are a political group, not a religious group. They just kinda don't realize it.

bulletsponge13 posted:

People are buying into W's playbook again.
People are Ok with this gently caress- who said he'd end the wars- expanding it because Iran finally had enough of our poo poo? Does everything happen in a loving vacuum now?

I'm actually not genuinely sure about everything here. It's very clear that they're *running* the W playbook, but I'm not really sure if anyone is buying. Like we know Donnie's sycophants are gobbling it up, we know the cable newsers and pundits are repeating it with minimal-to-medium pushback, but the public buying it is *very* unclear right now. The polling has been drastically in favor of *no* war with Iran and I don't think that's changed.

Wouldn't matter though, the administration's probable viewpoint is if Iran starts overtly killing troops and American civis, public perception will change. I kinda doubt that though, people are sick of Donnie's poo poo and sick of Middle East poo poo.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

bulletsponge13 posted:

Guys.

Is this the "Crack. Ping!" You guys talk about?
Because this is loving weird. This is the first time I've ever looked at the world around me and just been so utterly god drat angry and confused.

People are buying into W's playbook again.
People are Ok with this gently caress- who said he'd end the wars- expanding it because Iran finally had enough of our poo poo? Does everything happen in a loving vacuum now? Like

WHAT.


THE.


gently caress.


OVER.

Yep, it's literally that.

e: You aren't mad, it is literally almost everyone else.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Yeah, we don't have more than half the country buying it this time around. Of course thanks to gerrymandering we're all at the mercy of rural dumbfucks whose understanding of the world is based on half remembered Michael Bay movies.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Much like brexit, if people don't actually vote these dumb shits out nothing will change.

I for one cannot wait for the upcoming conservative supermajority senate + house + presidency after the 2020 elections.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Casimir Radon posted:

Of course thanks to gerrymandering we're all at the mercy of rural dumbfucks whose understanding of the world is based on half remembered Michael Bay movies.

This is most of the developed world and we haven't got a making GBS threads clue what to do about it. Maybe it's just inevitable when we go from farm to city rapidly.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Start shermaning a new tract of land once a year

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I'm just so loving angry about this. People who should loving know better are supporting this.
These dumb fucks don't know the cost of loving war.

Maybe I'm taking it a little more to heart than I should. But, I've got loving kids. Neither were loving alive when I invaded Iraq.

I miss when the world made sense to me.
I'm going to have a drink and watch My Name is Earl.

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

Maybe the hope here is an Iranian attack on us soil to give the mango some fear and unity votes

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Should we worry about Christianity's long bloody history of being fascist until its more modern era?

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