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Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

moist turtleneck posted:

Trump pointing to an empty window and saying Melania was watching him from there

Lol

# ? Jan 2, 2020 04:07

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# ? May 25, 2024 12:47

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

exmarx posted:

# ? Jan 2, 2020 08:21

Ross DaouThot: Aug 31, 2018; when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing

# ? Jan 3, 2020 00:59

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

california raisins increasingly being problematic

# ? Jan 3, 2020 01:03

Fantastic Flyer: Aug 9, 2017

Ross DaouThot posted:

# ? Jan 3, 2020 01:07

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

When CNN featured Kellyanne Conway as one of the "Badass Women of Washington"

# ? Jan 3, 2020 03:08

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hopkins FBI posted:

When CNN featured Kellyanne Conway as one of the "Badass Women of Washington"

...no way. when

# ? Jan 3, 2020 04:50

Ichabod Sexbeast: Dec 5, 2011; Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

The war with Iran that's about to loving happen

# ? Jan 3, 2020 09:53

Finicums Wake: Mar 13, 2017; Can't post for 8 years!

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

The war with Iran that's about to loving happen

that's not funny at this point in time. maybe in a few years

# ? Jan 3, 2020 09:55

Tommah: Mar 29, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-zoPgv_nYg

# ? Jan 3, 2020 15:08

cool dance moves: Aug 27, 2018

In the spirit of the current crisis, remember that time a Troop confronted Runsfeld about how the Humvees they were using in Iraq were woefully under armored and Rummy told him to suck it up
Eagerly awaiting for the same thing to happen but its pompeo talking about aircraft carriers

# ? Jan 3, 2020 15:43

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

some saint posted this in the pics thread yesterday, ty for the reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOkqqVltyNE

# ? Jan 3, 2020 15:44

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

quote:

Trump often referred to Cruz as �Lyin� Ted� throughout the 2016 presidential campaign, but Trump said he now likes Cruz.

�He�s not Lyin� Ted anymore,� Trump told reporters before departing for Texas. �He�s beautiful Ted. I call him Texas Ted.�

# ? Jan 3, 2020 18:32

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; But what did he mean by that?

Finicums Wake posted:

that's not funny at this point in time. maybe in a few years

True, but otoh this is already extremely funny:

https://twitter.com/LAPDHQ/status/1212974999058804737?s=20

# ? Jan 3, 2020 20:00

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

gently caress it! We're doing it live!

# ? Jan 3, 2020 20:34

Fuzzy McDoom: Oct 9, 2007; -MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

The Amazon rainforest being on fire like 3 months ago / the Amazon rainforest probably still being on fire, idk, news cycle is over

# ? Jan 3, 2020 20:41

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

The Amazon rainforest being on fire like 3 months ago / the Amazon rainforest probably still being on fire, idk, news cycle is over

Hey let's be charitable it might have been pushed out of the news by Australia being on fire instead because just good old fashioned racism

# ? Jan 3, 2020 20:53

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Filthy Hans posted:

gently caress it! We're doing it live!

Stop the hammering! Stop the hammering! Who�s got a hammer?! Where is it? Where�s the hammer?! Somebody go up there and stop the hammering! STOP THE HAMMERING!!

# ? Jan 3, 2020 21:05

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Hey let's be charitable it might have been pushed out of the news by Australia being on fire instead because just good old fashioned racism

The Australian fire is a lot bigger than the Amazon one. It's bigger than the Amazon and Cali fires combined. :goonsay:

# ? Jan 3, 2020 21:23

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

it's not a competition :colbert:

# ? Jan 3, 2020 21:45

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

taqueso posted:

it's not a competition

You're only saying that because we're winning.

# ? Jan 3, 2020 22:03

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

50 greatest conservative rock songs of all time

# ? Jan 3, 2020 22:58

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

that time when Qasem Soleimani, world's most evil man, did 9/11.

# ? Jan 3, 2020 23:06

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Hopkins FBI posted:

Trump often referred to Cruz as �Lyin� Ted� throughout the 2016 presidential campaign, but Trump said he now likes Cruz.

�He�s not Lyin� Ted anymore,� Trump told reporters before departing for Texas. �He�s beautiful Ted. I call him Texas Ted.�

Lol, not "Alberta Ted"?

# ? Jan 3, 2020 23:06

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Hopkins FBI posted:

in Africa, they call him "Texas Ted"

# ? Jan 3, 2020 23:17

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Inceltown posted:

The Australian fire is a lot bigger than the Amazon one. It's bigger than the Amazon and Cali fires combined.

Yeah, but the Amazon provides a bunch of oxygen. What does Australia provide? Koalas? You can't make oil out of those.

# ? Jan 3, 2020 23:19

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

Koalas actually use up oxygen, good riddance I say

# ? Jan 3, 2020 23:20

taqueso: Mar 8, 2004

All that eucalyptus has got to give them crazy farts too, probably worse than cows

# ? Jan 3, 2020 23:20

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

they remind me of pandas, another bourgeois parasite species I think we could do well without!

# ? Jan 3, 2020 23:31

Fuzzy McDoom: Oct 9, 2007; -MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

There is a Tesla in space and it will probably orbit the sun for about 20 million years

# ? Jan 4, 2020 01:14

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

ted cruz yelling about being persecuted as an acting lad

https://youtu.be/EbTcHpPDCu8

# ? Jan 4, 2020 01:18

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

ted cruz liking that porn tweet

# ? Jan 4, 2020 01:20

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Ted Cruz calling a basketball hoop a "basketball ring"

# ? Jan 4, 2020 01:33

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the Very Dusty Boy

# ? Jan 4, 2020 02:43

TeenageArchipelago: Jul 23, 2013

Bernie interviewing Bernie

Bill O'Reilly's Sylvia's review

# ? Jan 4, 2020 03:07

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

WampaLord posted:

Ted Cruz calling a basketball hoop a "basketball ring"

Ted Cruz beating Jimmy Kimmel at 1v1 lmao

# ? Jan 4, 2020 03:23

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?