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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Lol this is my favorite current affairs twit now

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colachute
Mar 15, 2015


just in like this isn’t the most obvious poo poo lol

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




skaboomizzy posted:

who is the US allied with in the Middle East that Iran can hit?

Israel, but Iran will be erased from existence if they try that poo poo so how about....

Saudi Arabia, where even the tiniest disruption in oil production will probably trigger a full-blown panic and that added economic stress could pop any one of the bubbles propping up our bullshit economy

owns

i think the us is, at least historically, allied p closely w the us mil presence in iraq

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

lentils

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




https://twitter.com/mimms/status/1213190564629401600

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

nice of our big dumb president to boost war production since overall manufacturing has declined for the fourth strait quarter

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





people who dont reserve some of the starchy pasta water to mix into w/e sauce theyre using, infuriate me on a primitive lizard brain lvl

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/1213519062967488512?s=19

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/FiveHeadShawtyy/status/1212944470213353472

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

PMF is mercenaries right

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

-Lenin

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
what is it with conservatives and, having no historical context whatsoever, instead think "hmm yes killing this foreign leader was great, defensive, and will surely have no blowback ever"

ward Churchill was right

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1213512931738050562

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Kurtofan posted:

PMF is mercenaries right

nah they're local militias, mostly Shia, several of whom are Iranian backed. They were key in pushing back the Islamic State but now we kinda hate each other for some reason

(because we're occupiers)

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
fun fact the head of my political science dept loudly and repeatedly claimed to press first that McCain would win then Romney would win

lmao

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





considering intent as a component of law is dangerously close to thoughtcrime. abolish first degree murder charges

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Tiler Kiwi posted:

the real fun is when all our technological state terror tactics and justifications for oversightless lethal force, authorized and executed over a lunchtime, become domestic

all they need is an excuse

The MIC will eventually eat its host if no other money pit can be quickly found.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
when the next major terrorist event happens gonna be hard to think anything other than "yeah we definitely had this coming" :shrug:

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/MikeElk/status/1213521498763415553

it's all coming together now

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
big, if true

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



PMF stands for pull my finger

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



hey squizzle you should wear a beret more often

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Joementum posted:

big, if true



can confirm

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

hey squizzle you should wear a beret more often

She's afraid of emasculating Rah!

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kurtofan posted:

PMF is mercenaries right

No, para-military forces. Mercenaries are PMCs, private military contractors. America is striking more Iraqi militia units. maybe more medics, who knows?!

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

big, if true



how bad do you have to gently caress up to be put in charge of the Al Qaeda branch in Colombus, MO?

Or is it like a cushy assignment where your duties include eating at the Cheesecake Factory twice a week to "scope it out"

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


The thought crime of threatening to burn a business down, a hate crime, third-degree harassment, reckless use of fire, and being a habitual offender. And then at your sentencing telling the judge you will 100% immediately do worse the instant you're freed.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

lmao the replies, people are so stupid

https://twitter.com/DocNifkin/status/1212945630705934337?s=19

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



1994 Toyota Celica posted:

No, para-military forces. Mercenaries are PMCs, private military contractors. America is striking more Iraqi militia units. maybe more medics, who knows?!

Popular Mobilized Forces, specifically.


tacodaemon posted:

PMF stands for pull my finger

lmao

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Maya Fey posted:

if iran doesn't escalate i wonder how long before israel or ksa do it for them

we blew up more people after the general, so pretty clearly we're not going to let Iran not escalate

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

mags posted:

SPACE FORCE



i love that someone thought this would ever be plausible

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1213512583950544897

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
huh I wonder why airport security is heightened today :chaostrump:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqKkYYALMU

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Sir Tonk posted:

i love that someone thought this would ever be plausible

Well how the hell would you fight in space mr. smart guy? :colbert:

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


When a "conservative" loses Drudge support, it's really saying something.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
qanon has been boring since the assassination. it's all boomer pro-war memes and islamophobic poo poo now

we need another trump tweet for them to do numerology on

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Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

huh I wonder why airport security is heightened today :chaostrump:

they caught a big bug but then it escaped and now they can't find it

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