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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/epicciuto/status/1213102920385871875

# ? Jan 4, 2020 05:33

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# ? May 25, 2024 15:01

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/epicciuto/status/1213102920385871875

fuuuuuuck this guy, hope he dies in a fire, or at least gets blinded

# ? Jan 4, 2020 05:45

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Doc Hawkins posted:

fuuuuuuck this guy, hope he dies in a fire, or at least gets blinded

# ? Jan 4, 2020 06:30

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/epicciuto/status/1213102920385871875

What piece of classic literature is this from?

# ? Jan 4, 2020 06:33

don longjohns: Mar 2, 2012

Skwirl posted:

What piece of classic literature is this from?

Jane Eyre

# ? Jan 4, 2020 06:41

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

Captain Monkey posted:

Worth reading the next few tweets too.

i loved this very much

https://twitter.com/PrettyBadLefty/status/1213208394359816193

# ? Jan 4, 2020 07:17

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

cash crab posted:

i loved this very much

https://twitter.com/PrettyBadLefty/status/1213208394359816193

Although the whole idea people only live in a country because they made a conscious decision to is loving dumb as hell

# ? Jan 4, 2020 07:23

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Skwirl posted:

Although the whole idea people only live in a country because they made a conscious decision to is loving dumb as hell

Bill Hicks posted:

I was over in Australia, and got asked, “Are you proud to be an American?”

I, I dunno, I didn’t have a lot to do with it! My parents hosed there, that’s about all…. I was in the spirit realm at that time, trying to tell them “gently caress in Paris! gently caress in Paris!” but they couldn’t hear me, ‘cause I didn’t have a mouth! I was a spirit without lungs or a mouth, or vocal cords. They hosed here.

I hate patriotism, I can’t stand it, man, it makes me loving sick. It’s a round world, last time I checked, okay? Y’know what I mean? I hate patriotism.

In fact, that’s how we can stop patriotism, I think. Instead of puttin’ stars and stripes on our flag, we should put pictures of our parents loving!

Gather people ‘round that flag, and see your dad hunched over your mom’s big 4x4 butt, see if any boot ‘n rally mentality can circle around that little fuckin’ image.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 07:28

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Memento posted:

oh, so thats what The Boss meant in Metal Gear Solid 3.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 07:45

Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

The Boss actually is Bill Hicks.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 08:21

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

cash crab posted:

i loved this very much

https://twitter.com/PrettyBadLefty/status/1213208394359816193

https://twitter.com/leftistthot420/status/1213227590267363330

# ? Jan 4, 2020 09:02

Sestze: Jun 6, 2004; Cybernetic Crumb

Elysiume posted:

https://twitter.com/leftistthot420/status/1213227590267363330

pffff

https://twitter.com/leftistthot420/status/1213230097681006592

# ? Jan 4, 2020 09:27

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

This thread is good:

https://twitter.com/NetflixFlim/status/1213246393298640899

(that's not the real Netflix account)

# ? Jan 4, 2020 10:50

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

https://twitter.com/netflixflim/status/1213298726275563520

:hmmyes:

# ? Jan 4, 2020 10:54

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Mierenneuker posted:

https://twitter.com/netflixflim/status/1213298726275563520

Front row day one ticket please

# ? Jan 4, 2020 10:57

Untrustable: Mar 17, 2009

That Netflix Film tweet is right. Every Shane Black film takes place during Christmas, but it has nothing to do with the plot.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 11:30

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/AudreyPorne/status/1213334441541558272

# ? Jan 4, 2020 12:44

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/1213276118096080898

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/1213230019998126080

https://twitter.com/zenalbatross/status/1212773719376093184

# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:31

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/1213276118096080898

https://twitter.com/morninggloria/status/1213230019998126080

https://twitter.com/zenalbatross/status/1212773719376093184

That lady is super wrong about the number of people- depending on marketing that movie could outearn Star Wars

# ? Jan 4, 2020 17:29

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/AnimalMemer/status/1213151235563503617?s=19

# ? Jan 4, 2020 17:52

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/HPJArt/status/1212935586807533568?s=19

# ? Jan 4, 2020 18:21

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/netflixindia/status/1213422409576927232?s=21

# ? Jan 4, 2020 18:51

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

Elysiume posted:

https://twitter.com/leftistthot420/status/1213227590267363330

can't forget the classics

https://twitter.com/RSK_Bunny/status/1213228387298422784?s=20

# ? Jan 4, 2020 19:29

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Note: this post used to have a tweet that spoiled a movie, but then I replaced it with a different Tweet

https://twitter.com/UnburntWitch/status/1213561408341676032?s=20

Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 22:53 on Jan 4, 2020

# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:24

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

if that's a spoiler, so help me, i won't get too bothered because it's what i expected and a good suspense film is good even when you know what will happen

# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:29

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Doc Hawkins posted:

if that's a spoiler, so help me, i won't get too bothered because it's what i expected and a good suspense film is good even when you know what will happen

Nah dude there's way more to it than that.

# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:33

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

It's a pretty big spoiler tbh

# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:57

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/RachelMComedy/status/1213586598975160320

# ? Jan 4, 2020 23:23

greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

https://twitter.com/Chasedogman/status/1212975935403810816

# ? Jan 5, 2020 00:57

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/internethippo/status/1213503635214274560?s=21

# ? Jan 5, 2020 02:09

Snowman_McK: Jan 31, 2010

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/internethippo/status/1213503635214274560?s=21

also weirdly aroused by fingers.

# ? Jan 5, 2020 02:27

Snowman_McK: Jan 31, 2010

Sestze posted:

pffff

https://twitter.com/leftistthot420/status/1213230097681006592

She's a real good follow.

# ? Jan 5, 2020 02:38

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/enderpon2/status/1213690701302644741?s=21

# ? Jan 5, 2020 06:24

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

https://twitter.com/Merman_Melville/status/1213640624152276992

# ? Jan 5, 2020 06:39

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

greazeball posted:

https://twitter.com/Chasedogman/status/1212975935403810816

Amazing.

# ? Jan 5, 2020 08:11

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/CharlieDinkin/status/1213202959351332869?s=20

# ? Jan 5, 2020 08:16

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1213628785712680960

# ? Jan 5, 2020 08:42

Crowetron: Apr 29, 2009

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/CharlieDinkin/status/1213202959351332869?s=20

Ah, yes, Vlad "The Impaler" Dracule, famous for not killing people.

# ? Jan 5, 2020 13:00

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Crowetron posted:

Ah, yes, Vlad "The Impaler" Dracule, famous for not killing people.

Fictional character Dracula, famous for being a vampire.

# ? Jan 5, 2020 13:06

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Untrustable: Mar 17, 2009

The Count, famous for being a muppet.

# ? Jan 5, 2020 13:11

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