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Cafe Barbarian
Apr 22, 2016

There's one roulade I can't sing

jojoinnit posted:

I don't even understand what he means by biblical holy days. Does he mean he only celebrates the Jewish holidays (Passover etc)? Afaik the New Testament doesn't specify any holy days.

I think it might be a church that follows herbert armstrong.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...d=1577689167453

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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

mllaneza posted:

Gretzky rebounds !
He scores !

Total tangent, but does anyone remember those "Jesus Saves" signs that used to be on the edge of interstates? There were a few on 128 and 95 around here, but I haven't seen one in years.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Cactus posted:

Ya coulda just said ok boomer :v:

Not as fun...or enjoyable

Neito posted:

Total tangent, but does anyone remember those "Jesus Saves" signs that used to be on the edge of interstates? There were a few on 128 and 95 around here, but I haven't seen one in years.

Never had any of those around here. There are three churches along the main drag here, one is a youth church that I've heard is pretty neat built in the old movie theater, an olds church where the congregation isn't younger than 50 with a huge billboard out front they always leave annoying messages about everyone's value (i.e. the youngs are anti christian, if you aren't just like them you are human garbage, etc), and the local catholic church that advertises it's Saturday feed the poor/needy (after you sit through a three hour service). In town there are four more churches, three of which are located within a block of the old folks home. We're a farming town of like 7,000

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Dec 30, 2019

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Neito posted:

Total tangent, but does anyone remember those "Jesus Saves" signs that used to be on the edge of interstates? There were a few on 128 and 95 around here, but I haven't seen one in years.

From NC to FL, they’ve been largely replaced by the 855-FOR TRUTH signs (but I think that there are fewer than there used to be, too). They’ve all got varying themes (pics of babies for anti-abortion, etc) but it’s always the same phone number.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Icon Of Sin posted:

From NC to FL, they’ve been largely replaced by the 855-FOR TRUTH signs (but I think that there are fewer than there used to be, too). They’ve all got varying themes (pics of babies for anti-abortion, etc) but it’s always the same phone number.

I saw those during a trip through Jersey. Or at least something similar.

This prompted me to look up the 'John 3:16' guy, who's apparently serving multiple life sentences for kidnapping?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Neito posted:

Total tangent, but does anyone remember those "Jesus Saves" signs that used to be on the edge of interstates? There were a few on 128 and 95 around here, but I haven't seen one in years.

There were quite a few in Missouri on 60 and 67 when I was younger. At one point some of the ones near Cape Girardeau were replaced with "We were guaranteed life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness but the Democrats gave us abortion, Obamacare, and Socialism.

gently caress that place.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
The snarky freep meme billboard guy in my town died and his kids leased it to a regular ad company. Like half of it's advertisements are now county government messages.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Rural billboards in Michigan still get pretty right wing moralist. Bonus points if you spot them within five miles of a sex shop/peep show.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
I'm from a region of the midwest where we don't see a lot of those targeted religious/political billboards, but large pro-life groups snatched up a lot of ad space years ago, and refuse to give it up. Every 10 miles or so there's a baby smiling with "Wow!! I could feel pain 17 days after conception!?" in big bold letters next to it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That just sounds like a Benatarian argument against conception.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Neito posted:

Total tangent, but does anyone remember those "Jesus Saves" signs that used to be on the edge of interstates? There were a few on 128 and 95 around here, but I haven't seen one in years.

Around VA and NC there's a lot of houses with those yellow "Thank you Jesus" signs in the yards, though that's not really the same thing.

I took 95 down to Florida over Christmas from NC and I didn't really see any religious billboards until I hit maybe the southern part of Georgia, but definitely Florida, there were a lot of "FORGIVE MY SINS JESUS SAVE MY SOUL" billboards.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Icon Of Sin posted:

From NC to FL, they’ve been largely replaced by the 855-FOR TRUTH signs (but I think that there are fewer than there used to be, too). They’ve all got varying themes (pics of babies for anti-abortion, etc) but it’s always the same phone number.

There's a few of those in upstate New York along the route I used to take back and forth to VT. They're generally just generic "the Bible is right about literally everything!" but sometimes they decry evolution specifically.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

I'm from a region of the midwest where we don't see a lot of those targeted religious/political billboards, but large pro-life groups snatched up a lot of ad space years ago, and refuse to give it up. Every 10 miles or so there's a baby smiling with "Wow!! I could feel pain 17 days after conception!?" in big bold letters next to it.

Baby's into some kinky poo poo.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
in vegas you see them "there is proof of god!" and "I had a heartbeat at 2 days" or whatever. right next to all the 24 hour sex shops.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

I'm from a region of the midwest where we don't see a lot of those targeted religious/political billboards, but large pro-life groups snatched up a lot of ad space years ago, and refuse to give it up. Every 10 miles or so there's a baby smiling with "Wow!! I could feel pain 17 days after conception!?" in big bold letters next to it.

I had one of these pro life billboards near me outside of Philly on business rt 1. Some teenagers drew a big dick on the fetus with a word balloon exclaiming "suck my dick!!"

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Rape Stink posted:

I had one of these pro life billboards near me outside of Philly on business rt 1. Some teenagers drew a big dick on the fetus with a word balloon exclaiming "suck my dick!!"

Praxis.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
cant wait to see a bunch of retired assholes suck off trump over his bungled iran brinksmanship

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I expect a lot of "I'd totally join up if I was younger!!"

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
Senior Iranian Military Leader Sulimani & Deputy Chief Killed In Airstrike – Fingers Pointed At U.S.

quote:

To: blueyon
THERE!

THAT WILL TEACH YOU SCUMBAGS TO NOT MESS WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP!

BURN IN HELL, YOU EVIL MOSLEM MURDERER!


2 posted on 1/2/2020, 7:35:31 PM by Taxman (We will never be a truly FRee people so long as we have the income tax and the IRS!)
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quote:

To: blueyon
Yup, they’ll show President Trump alright.

Taunt him, will you?

Not any more......


5 posted on 1/2/2020, 7:37:18 PM by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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quote:

To: blueyon
Kinda cool to think of so many Israelis, now soundly asleep and unaware, who are going to be so happy in a few hours.


14 posted on 1/2/2020, 7:39:19 PM by PlateOfShrimp
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quote:

To: yldstrk
Great news. Nice to start the new year with a bang that reduces our enemies to ashes and dust.

Hope it really hurt.

L


21 posted on 1/2/2020, 7:43:30 PM by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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quote:

To: lodi90
Sink the entire Iranian Navy!


59 posted on 1/2/2020, 8:06:28 PM by WellyP (question!)
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quote:

To: lodi90
It will simplify it. This is just an additional hand the globalists have held in reserve. Trump has been clear and precise. He stakes out his ground as a fighter. He will be respected.


87 posted on 1/2/2020, 8:16:47 PM by Lagmeister ( false prophets shall rise, and shall show signs and wonders Mark 13:22)
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quote:

To: Taxman
Hey Liberal/Socialist/O-Hole munchers. What did the Obama’s shipment of $150 BILLION dollars net your cause? Oh, appeasement, and a reprieve. Assholes.

GO TRUMP!


96 posted on 1/2/2020, 8:20:31 PM by gathersnomoss (Welcome to North Mexico, Gringo's it...)
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quote:

What’s Farsi for:

“I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six missiles or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Hellfire missile, the most powerful AT missile in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?”

Extra credit for translating it with a pronounced New Yahk accent.....


106 posted on 1/2/2020, 8:26:24 PM by redlegplanner ( No Representation without Taxation)
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quote:

To: Chgogal
Wonder what would happen if Iran kidnapped some US sailors like under Dip$hit Obama?
Remember when 0moeba said, "I will stand with them, should the political winds shift in an ugly direction" ...?

Now's his chance.

123 posted on 1/2/2020, 8:38:23 PM by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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quote:

To: lodi90
President Trump will get a huge approval bump in the the polls
Iran has been asking for an rear end kicking for a long time ,most reasonable Americans will easily support this


141 posted on 1/2/2020, 8:49:57 PM by italianquaker
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quote:

To: lodi90
Yeah. We might just have to nuke the cube to win in 2020.
...and I'm alright with that.

153 posted on 1/2/2020, 9:00:14 PM by Delta 21 (Be strong & prosper, be weak & die! Stay true.... ~~ Donald J. Trump)
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quote:

To: laplata
“I think this is as big or even bigger than Bin Ladin”

I agree BIGGER!

Proud that we finally have a real American President!

And if the Mullah’s want to get froggy tomorrow I support whatever options that our President sees fit to use.


182 posted on 1/2/2020, 9:19:52 PM by Captain7seas (UN EXIT!)
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To: blueyon
I wouldn’t be surprised if John Kerry was in the car with Soleimani. A happy twofer from one hellfire, wiping out a terrorist and enforcing the Logan Act against a treasonous former official in one shot.


239 posted on 1/2/2020, 10:06:41 PM by chuckee
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To: blueyon
So much for “Trump’s Bengazi”, eh libs? Quite different from Hillary’s.

I love the smell of charred muzzies in the morning. It smells like...#winning.


255 posted on 1/2/2020, 10:21:38 PM by OrangeHoof (The Democrats - Unafraid to burn in Hell.)
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quote:

To: blueyon
I am glad Jimmy Carter lived long enough to see what a real president should have done to Iran when the attacked the US embassy. I am glad I lived long enough to see it also.


278 posted on 1/2/2020, 11:16:16 PM by Swarthy Greek Immigrant (MAGA! Deep State Delenda Est.)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
Read where Soleimani, was 61 yrs old...with five kids....but no mention of how many wives he had....
DJT HAS BALLS OF USA STEEL, AND SO GLAD HE DIDN'T TWITTER OTHER THAN THE ‘AMERICAN FLAG’...

he is scaring the liberal democrats silly...and shitless...

316 posted on 1/3/2020, 12:33:25 AM by haircutter
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quote:

To: no-to-illegals
This is how the people need to respond to those who give the orders to confiscate firearms.


354 posted on 1/3/2020, 6:18:26 AM by Erik Latranyi (The Democratic Party is communism)
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quote:

To: Mariner
Yes, President Trump is not finished by any means.

But what I love about him is he doesn’t give two craps what anyone thinks - he just does what he thinks is right at that time, and that is what will keep us out of trouble and restore the USA to its proper role in foreign policy and national security.

I think what got recent past Presidents in trouble was being too concerned with political consequences - which gives the corrupt media and the Marxist globalist agendas too much influence.

Either doing too much and getting stuck in never-ending conflicts, or failing to do enough.

This President doesn’t let himself get caught up in leftist or globalist agendas by trying to do the politically correct thing - he’s an independent thinker who puts America first.

He is human, so he will make mistakes on occasion, but, like Reagan, he has inner strength.


383 posted on 1/3/2020, 10:14:03 AM by enumerated
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quote:

To: blueyon
Well, it looks like we may very well have got our intelligence back. A surgical strike where this general was known to be located. We haven’t see such precise intelligence since Reagan knocked out a bunker in Libya and scared the hell out of Gaddafi.

This is really good stuff.

God bless Trump who will not be bamboozled like his sad post-Reagan predecessors. All the lights are on under trump’s watch.

The Left will turn the lights out whenever they can.

Trump’s 2020 landslide is quickly on its way and there’s NOTHING the Left can do about it except unwittingly create a greater 2020 Trump landslide.


387 posted on 1/3/2020, 10:48:53 AM by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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Kaptain K
Nov 2, 2007


I must admit, I am fond of you humans.

May you enjoy serendipity,

And may the Age of Fire perpetuate.
They're making Charlie Sheen #winning jokes in 2020 fellas

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
They're so delusional. In their brains, it's still 2001 and we're still reeling from 9/11, and it always will be.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Did anyone ever keep a list of all the idiotic nicknames freepers gave Obama over the years?

Moatman
Mar 21, 2014

Because the goof is all mine.

Fathis Munk posted:

Did anyone ever keep a list of all the idiotic nicknames freepers gave Obama over the years?

I think someone reposted it in the last 10 or 15 pages, but I’d have to check.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Fathis Munk posted:

Did anyone ever keep a list of all the idiotic nicknames freepers gave Obama over the years?
Free Republic itself seems to have in their own thread.

From the OP:

quote:

Affirmative Action President
America's Nobel Prize-winning statesman
Anti-Midas
Bama-Rama-Ding-Dong
Bammy
Bar-Ack
Barry
Barry Soetoro
Boobamba
Caliph Baraq
Clown Prince
Current Occupant
Fundraiser in Chief
GayMuzzie
Halfrican
Hussein
Ill Douce
Jive-rear end
Jug-eared Jackass
Kenyan Dog Eater
Kenyan King
Kenyan POS
Kenyan Squatter
Liberal Messiah
Long-legged Mack daddy
Lyin’ King
MaoObama
Nobama
Obama the Undocumented
Obamadork
Obamao
Obamatollah
Obamaumao
Obambi
Obongo
Obozo
Obozo the National Clown
Obumbler
Obummer
Obungler
Odingding
OhVomit
Our Little Man Child
President Buckwheat
President Smidgen
pResident
QIC
Queer-In-Charge
Resident in Chief
Retardo the Presinator
SAIC (Supreme Agitator In Chief)
Satan's Favorite Son
Sheikh Barack Obama
Shitstain on the American-character
Soetoro
Squatter ín Chief
Squatter in the White Hut
The Annointed One
The Anti-Christ
The Beast
The Big Choomer
The Community Organizer
The Great Do-Nothing Mystifier
The Islamo Bolshevik
The Kenyan
The Puppet'
The Won
TOTUS Teleprompter in Chief
Utama
zer0
Zero
zerobama
Zippy
Pretty wide variance in quality, the fact that THE KENYAN USURPER didn't make the OP made this harder to find than I expected.

There are 123 responses that may contain more nicknames. There was also one of the posters whose sig was like "Only X more days before the Gay Muslim, The Great Appeaser, The Islamic Shocker, The Long Island Lolita, The Dog Faced Gremlin, Mr. Steal Your Girl, etc.... IS OUT OF OFFICE FOREVER" for Obama's second term and he seemed to be adding a new slur every two weeks or something.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



LONG LEGGED MACK DADDY is still my favorite :allears:

Although “Bath-house Barry” was also pretty solid.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Edge & Christian posted:

Free Republic itself seems to have in their own thread.

From the OP:
Pretty wide variance in quality, the fact that THE KENYAN USURPER didn't make the OP made this harder to find than I expected.

No B-Rock the Islamic Shock, that list is invalidated. :colbert:

quote:

There are 123 responses that may contain more nicknames. There was also one of the posters whose sig was like "Only X more days before the Gay Muslim, The Great Appeaser, The Islamic Shocker, The Long Island Lolita, The Dog Faced Gremlin, Mr. Steal Your Girl, etc.... IS OUT OF OFFICE FOREVER" for Obama's second term and he seemed to be adding a new slur every two weeks or something.

That was infamous Freeper Lazamataz who did a daily countdown until Obama left office and he added a new slur every day. By the end it was pretty incredible.

Laz posted:

It is 0 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes, 57 seconds until the stuttering fruity enemy-agent Muslim-excusing prancing pusillanimous embarrassing perpetually-aggrieved lawless defiling vote-faking unctuous careless warmongering hypocritical sniveling whining overreaching disreputable sulking treacherous squandering odious disgusting backstabbing election-corrupting robbery-inclined formulaic plundering indolent callous violence-agitating motherless-punk puerile intruding sickening wicked sullen wretched venal psychopathic grifting peculiar furious (and fast) gratuitously-opining lame-duck faithless charlatan spying-for-enemies shallow fake irrational mumbling imbecile dejected slothful acrimonious demanding trivial putz juvenile delinquent odiferous malicious reptilian detestable conniving Marxism-loving bastard peevish America-surrendering sly villainous undignified shameful touchy unwelcome exhausting abominable indecisive moronical stomach-turning depressed meddling corrupt predatory impoverishing personal-history-concealing dangerous resentful apathetic egotistical absurd unaccomplished poisonous black-supremacist arsehole repressive putrescent vindictive fallacious contemptible simpering megalomaniacal subversive spoiling sputtering vicious disruptive perjurious taxing predictable nauseating awful combative blasphemous injurious horrid inane silly ridiculous impotent race-baiting pussified evidence-faking crazed inconsequential unconcerned trash-talking cynical arrogant vacuous sanctimonious foul exploitive mercurial mocking Christophobic easily-fooled nefarious appalling atrocious uncaring disobliging vile Republican-enabled colluding wimpy internecine prevaricating raging hoplophobia-consumed deceptive irresponsible aimless choleric belligerent disorderly repellent childish insolent Israel-hating felonious disloyal illegitimate jejune panic-encouraging contentious creepy effete deleterious sophism-embracing cheating sinful self-important slimy chaos-creating lying afflicted covert insurrectionist robotic repulsive terrible pugnacious confused secretive vomitous pitiful worthless calculating Machiavellian brazenly-hypocritical ill-mannered Shadow-Government-creating insecure conspiring imperious ineffectual antagonistic globalist unscrupulous preening Republic-despoiling maniacal obstructive disdainful Godless reprehensible opportunistic trifling poseur loutish abnormal economy-sacking venomous disgraceful insincere degenerate disingenuous grabbastic ruinous prideful petty fake-news-promulgating underhanded furtive dishonest obnoxious horrifying menacing swindling catastrophic double-crossing bellicose pretentious fraudulent heinous ideological high-handed autocratic pouting twisted spiteful blundering reality-inverting perverse foolish Imperialist bragging obstructing shyster transsexual-favoring unintelligible sacrilegious insidious monstrous vengeful tricky overconfident idiotic oily pathetic sucker self-aggrandizing covetous ghastly artificial falsely-accusing-of-racism querulous rueful haughty condescending cryptocracy-creating malign sinister boasting glib snake-like revolting self-centered bankrupting unrepentant small-minded defensive slithering gullible goldbricker immoral constantly-golfing demagogic falsehood-spewing complaining anti-Semitic plagiarizing truculent surreptitious unoriginal despicable Che-idolizing deliberate ghoulish betraying demonic cocky nihilistic deflecting unbalanced riot-fomenting destructive Islamic ruthless despotic tragedy-celebrating unhelpful depraved malevolent deranged homicidal miscreant pompous Caucasian-hating mean nasty malefactor scheming presumptuous accusatory tradition-breaking unstable loathsome catty homosexual dark-and-moody Allah-worshiping insurgent unsavory unpleasant naive failing uncooperative self-seeking annexing ignominious turbulent criminal-coddling imitating fetid baneful patronizing oligarchist assassination-encouraging surly disastrous baleful conspiracy-creating troublemaking disagreeable misleading smug rude specious ominous sneaky anti-American scourge erratic chaotic derisive immodest freakish hostile dainty sissified malfeasant thin-skinned pointless simpleminded toxic amoral oppressive Internet-killing grotesque diabolical tragic sociopathic incomprehensible unpredictable perilous hateful guilty disrespectful renegade racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious crooked devious angry cloddish incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying manipulating threatening collaborating egocentric middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust screwy braggadocios socialist perfidious slandering propaganda-spreading slippery outlandish petulant conceited poltroon deviant violence-provoking execrable Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational falsifying ignoble queer narcissist noxious scornful Saboteur-In-Chief illegal duplicitous effluent-like hideous malefic dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-Muslim mendacious dictator usurping scamming Choom-smoking so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, is SPURNED, REPUDIATED, FORSAKEN, RENOUNCED, JOBLESS, REMOVED, REJECTED, UNEMPLOYED, DISCARDED, DESPISED, SHUNNED, EJECTED, UNWANTED, REBUFFED, EVICTED, REMOVED, SCORNED, and leaves office.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Superallah Obama and Obi-Wan Nairobi were parody names to make fun of freeper types are far too clever to be genuine

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

RagnarokAngel posted:

B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Superallah Obama and Obi-Wan Nairobi were parody names to make fun of freeper types are far too clever to be genuine

That's what I always thought too.



E: thanks for the lists !

Nihilarian
Oct 2, 2013


ObamaDORK got em

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Edge & Christian posted:

Free Republic itself seems to have in their own thread.

From the OP:
Pretty wide variance in quality, the fact that THE KENYAN USURPER didn't make the OP made this harder to find than I expected.

There are 123 responses that may contain more nicknames. There was also one of the posters whose sig was like "Only X more days before the Gay Muslim, The Great Appeaser, The Islamic Shocker, The Long Island Lolita, The Dog Faced Gremlin, Mr. Steal Your Girl, etc.... IS OUT OF OFFICE FOREVER" for Obama's second term and he seemed to be adding a new slur every two weeks or something.

Tag yourself, I'm retardo the presinator

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Fathis Munk posted:

That's what I always thought too.



E: thanks for the lists !

Well ill be damned. Good job gov_bean_counter.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers will always be my favorite

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I also found that one in that freep thread, albeit misspelled.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Some of the ones in that thread come close but my favorite Freep/Facebook/Right Wing Radio thing is when they go through so many iterations that the pun/reference becomes incredibly hard to even parse.

Hillary Rodham Clinton? More like Hitlery Rotten Clinton!
No, more like poo poo Hairy Russian Killton!
I think you mean poo poo Bitchy Russian Shill Gun
U know who I mean... She Who Can't Be Named... Russian Assassin Bitch #1

Though to be fair you could put together like a string of wingdings and if it's complaining about ~¬¬¥¸‰~¬ being the AntiChrist/Hitler/gay you can still have like a 25% chance of guessing who it will be based on loose context clues.

Edge & Christian fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Jan 4, 2020

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice
The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers is an incredibly strong contender.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
"Odungo" is not on that list, one of my favorites because it only has one letter in common with the original name.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Twelve by Pies posted:

"Odungo" is not on that list, one of my favorites because it only has one letter in common with the original name.

0dung0

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

Icon Of Sin posted:

LONG LEGGED MACK DADDY is still my favorite :allears:

Although “Bath-house Barry” was also pretty solid.

I don't think they came up with long-legged mack daddy. That was the work of a black pastor named James David Manning who was in the wingnut circuit around the same time Orly Taitz was pushing birtherism. Right wing media couldn't get enough of a black person criticizing Obama so they signal-boosted the hell out of it despite the fact that Manning had also engaged in wild conspiracy theories about GOP presidents in the past too.

Pie Colony
Dec 8, 2006
I AM SUCH A FUCKUP THAT I CAN'T EVEN POST IN AN E/N THREAD I STARTED

Twelve by Pies posted:

"Odungo" is not on that list, one of my favorites because it only has one letter in common with the original name.

Odingding is clearly superior

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



ErIog posted:

Orly Taitz

That’s a name I haven’t heard in almost a decade :stare:

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