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Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Shere posted:

The Facility gives you access to the second set of Heists which pay better than the first set and are generally just more fun to do. Otherwise it's just a garage with an orbital cannon, really.

And free snacks! You forgot about the free snacks.

Looking over everything over the holidays I think the vehicle warehouse is the only thing I don't have. I bought every property on sale but even at a 60% discount in most cases (and free for the initial casino penthouse and hangar as part of a Twitch Prime deal) but as far as I can tell it's the one thing that hasn't been discounted at all in the last year I've been playing it.

It's that weird MMO thing where it's like...I guess I'm pretty much done? I still haven't done the final doomsday heist or the casino heist but I've bought all the fun toys except the Deluxo and see no reason to own a yacht. I basically took over Paleto Bay by basing my bunker, MC club, MC businesses and arcade there and just fast travel from the casino, so you're only ever making one way trips. I guess I should just...shelf it until gunrunning resupplies become novel again? I dunno.

I guess I could save up to buy a yacht but i don't think they do anything?

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Phweengee
Nov 5, 2012
A fun and profitable casino glitch, in case it's not widely known, on PC (maybe console?). If you're doing the casino heist, and the target is gold, as you're pulling the bars off the trays one by one, if you back out of the clicking screen when there's one bar left, then start again, it replenishes the whole tray for your taking. Seems like it can be done once per tray. I think even with max time, you'd likely not be able to clear all trays twice, but seems like a better use of time than hacking so many extra cages inside the vault.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I'm pretty sure most of the value I've gotten out of my CEO office has been the snacks

Preechr
May 19, 2009

Proud member of the Pony-Brony Alliance for Obama as President
You can customize the RC tank? Where/how?

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Preechr posted:

You can customize the RC tank? Where/how?

Los Santos Customs. You can modify the turret weapon (machine gun, rockets, plasma) and you can alter the Livery and colors of said livery. No other customization options though.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
Btw, snow is back... I found out by accident that the Trophy Truck is essentially unfazed by the snow. So that’s something... I personally love driving the comet retro custom as much as possible while it’s snowing :)

Is there any limit to the oil slick on the JB 700W? If there is it has to be crazy high and I haven’t found it yet despite spamming that crap everywhere

Finally, are the F1 cars released yet? I saw a Broughy YouTube vid of him racing and was wondering if it was a 5M server or something. He mentioned that you actually can change the tire compound and have to pit to change them for some races. Must have been some RP server of some sort

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
*jumps balls first onto a log while huffing helium*

"HELOOOO THIS IS BROUGHY1322 AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER VIDEO WHERE I WHEEDLE ON ENDLESSLY ABOUT ROCKSTAR'S SHORTCOMINGS"



(yeah they're using the vehicles pre-release on the 5m thing)

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Hugh Malone posted:

*jumps balls first onto a log while huffing helium*

"HELOOOO THIS IS BROUGHY1322 AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER VIDEO WHERE I WHEEDLE ON ENDLESSLY ABOUT ROCKSTAR'S SHORTCOMINGS"



(yeah they're using the vehicles pre-release on the 5m thing)

Lmao, yeah I like the methodical approach he takes, but he can get annoying real quick. It was crazy as hell when his main account got banned... not surprised he plays mostly RP now

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
he is the best vehicle tester in regards to racing, I admit

these days I mostly just check his spreadsheet after cars come out:

http://bit.ly/2Ak3Wa7

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

namlosh posted:

Lmao, yeah I like the methodical approach he takes, but he can get annoying real quick. It was crazy as hell when his main account got banned... not surprised he plays mostly RP now

Oh wow, I always went to him when I wanted to check car stat minutiae, didn't realize he got banned like that. He's like the most benign guy imaginable, how bizarre.

Alan BStard
Oct 25, 2003

Izzy wizzy, let's get Byzzy!
Do we know the reason why he got banned?

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Alan BStard posted:

Do we know the reason why he got banned?

https://twitter.com/broughy1322/status/940896715808362497?lang=en

A lotta posts in his thread, but apparently he was caught encouraging people to cheat/glitch on his stream, due to the insane prices of new vehicles - not actually showing methods or telling people how, just suggesting it

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Broughy gets banned and somehow nobody has put mrbossftw in front of a firing squad yet, there's no Justice in this world

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Mondian posted:

Broughy gets banned and somehow nobody has put mrbossftw in front of a firing squad yet, there's no Justice in this world

Agreed, but this all happened 2 years ago so it's ancient history basically.

Oh, also: leaked casino podium cars for January and February - probably not in order, and possibly fake, but I trust the guy snooping in the files and he's been correct before:

-8F Drafter
-Everon
-Emerus
-V-STR (Unreleased)
-Comet Safari
-Oppressor (not MKII)
-PR4 (Unreleased)
-R88 (Unreleased)
-S80RR

I guess we'll find out tomorrow if one of these winds up on the podium!

The PR4 and R88 are the new unreleased Formula-1 gamemode cars which is... interesting that they'd be free on the podium, but eh, Rockstar's done crazier stuff before so...

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Otacon posted:

-V-STR (Unreleased)

This is the vehicle that I'm waiting for tbh

Sweet new Cadillac sedan? Yes please Daddy :rockstar:

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Otacon posted:

leaked casino podium cars for January and February
-Comet Safari

Hey looks like the list might be good!

New Content:
Zhaba, $1,800,000/$2,400,000
Podium Car: Comet Safari

Double GTA$ and RP Activities:
Bunker Series (Game-mode, not Gunrunning sales)
Missile Base
Business Battles

Other Bonuses:
3X GTA$ & RP on freemode events

Discounted Content:
Rampant Rocket, $693,750
Zorrusso,$1,443,750
Krieger, $2,156,250
Locust, $1,218,750
Emerus, $2,062,500
Neo, $1,406,250
Paragon R, $678,750
Peyote Gasser, $603,750
Zion Classic, $609,000
Issi Sport, $538,200
Caracara 4X4, $656,250
Issi Classic, $162,000/$216,000

Nightclubs, 35% Discount
Penthouses
Penthouse Renovations

Otacon fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jan 2, 2020

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

coupedeville posted:

This is the vehicle that I'm waiting for tbh

Sweet new Cadillac sedan? Yes please Daddy :rockstar:

Oh is it going to be a copy pasted new version of the car they do the chase in in the matrix reloaded, the ctr or whatever? There's a coupe version too

E all those prices would have been tempting a week ago but that bunker blew me out, it'll be days before I replace any of my cars

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Inspector Hound posted:

Oh is it going to be a copy pasted new version of the car they do the chase in in the matrix reloaded, the ctr or whatever? There's a coupe version too

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/V-STR

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Ah excellent, i can't wait to find the clashingest mirror/body color combination

Phweengee
Nov 5, 2012
I can't seem to find spots to display all of my arcade games. Specifically, the problem seems to be the big games: the three racing games, and the gun game. Thats four, but I'm only seeing three slots that would accommodate them. So, will one have to be sacrificed, or am I perhaps overlooking something?

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Phweengee posted:

I can't seem to find spots to display all of my arcade games. Specifically, the problem seems to be the big games: the three racing games, and the gun game. Thats four, but I'm only seeing three slots that would accommodate them. So, will one have to be sacrificed, or am I perhaps overlooking something?

2 on the balcony level by the tv, one on the ground level in front of that(kinda facing that island in the middle) and there’s a 2spot by the front door. Yes there are 4 viable 2spots for 4 games, you’re not craazy.
There are 3-4 places that you can put the 4man gang wars game, or multiple copies

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Mmmm yeah look at that sexy beast

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

New contender for the dumbest vehicle in game!

When you turn, the wheels do not
Light bar on top works, light bars on the custom fenders do NOT. I caught a little break on this since I went with my orange tiger stripe so the dummy "alternate" lights are orange bulbs but still not working
No LSC option to change plate, and ifruit app seems broken right now, it crashes to home screen. Curious to see if ill be able to change plate there, like on the Duke o Death and others with no plates
Top speed fully loaded is around 70mph, i hit 75 going down hill
Does sick donuts

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


It's garage-able though, right? At least it'll look good in the garage with my go-carts and ATV's I never drive.

If iFruit ends up working, gonna name plate it JESUS cuz it can walk on water

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

aye, personal garage is OK with it. Sheeit it floats? I didnt try that yet

Plate will have to be my GRRRRRR8 to go with my other misfit vehicles- ardent, donk, op mk ii, nightclub mule and RCV. Again, questionable choices and impulse issues

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Jan 2, 2020

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
Meh, it could be worse... it’s supposed to be tank/track controlled right? That’s why the front wheels don’t turn... has a steering wheel though lol... oh rockstar :rockstar:

I like it. But I like unique vehicles and have the money to blow on them. I’d rather something like this than “supercar variation #26”

One truly unique thing about it is that I thiiink it doesn’t drift in water like everything else does. I took it out to my yacht, where it does NOT have the docking action, but got out and watched tv inside the yacht for an hour or so. Came back and it was still exactly where I left it. I’ve tried a bunch of vehicles and this is the only one I know you can do that with.
How useful this info is is up for debate... probably “not very”

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


For anyone unaware, it's real life counterpart is the Sherp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjjV6nGh0g

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


A truly bizarre Russian (but I repeat myself) vehicle, it uses differential steering like a skidsteer.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Updated the phone app and it has the new vehicles now. Set a new plate in the app and it popped a warning that the zhaba doesn’t display a plate but let’s me place the order so I’ll find out when I log back in. It clearly does show a plate in the back

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

That’s incredible. I saw a mini tank with some hilariously glitched rims n livery’s too.

I changed out my RC tank for rockets and like them. Wish they were a little quicker on the reload but 2 take out a cop car.

Oh yeah and the iFruit plate change in the zhaba worked so yay!

Phweengee
Nov 5, 2012

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

2 on the balcony level by the tv, one on the ground level in front of that(kinda facing that island in the middle) and there’s a 2spot by the front door. Yes there are 4 viable 2spots for 4 games, you’re not craazy.
There are 3-4 places that you can put the 4man gang wars game, or multiple copies

I'm dumb. Cheers.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I just tried to text some delorean guy "88 MILES PER HOUR" after I blew him out of the sky, and I'm honestly pleased to report that they do not let you send texts containing the number "88"

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Inspector Hound posted:

I just tried to text some delorean guy "88 MILES PER HOUR" after I blew him out of the sky, and I'm honestly pleased to report that they do not let you send texts containing the number "88"

Credit where credit is due; Daddy Rockstar is pretty good about limiting hate speech in their game. It does have hilarious unintended consequences when you can't even mention the gar***le motorcycle without it being censored. :classiclol:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

coupedeville posted:

Credit where credit is due; Daddy Rockstar is pretty good about limiting hate speech in their game. It does have hilarious unintended consequences when you can't even mention the gar***le motorcycle without it being censored. :classiclol:

It's still a pretty big positive leap from the, uh, "piaggio"

E I settled for "not quite doc brown" but it didn't feel the same

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Here's a terribly laid out list I found of all the words R* censors:

https://imgur.com/opoSDoB

(Changed to album link because timg didn't make it a thumbnail properly)

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

FuturePastNow posted:

Here's a terribly laid out list I found of all the words R* censors:

https://imgur.com/opoSDoB

(Changed to album link because timg didn't make it a thumbnail properly)
These are fun. Deicide? The act of killing a god??

I like thinking of someone at rockstar being like "We cant have people plotting to kill god in our game. That would be not good for humanity."

/googles fenopy

Ok thanks rockstar now I have a new avenue for movie piracy.
(I know its not meant to be seen by anyone but still)

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

FuturePastNow posted:

Here's a terribly laid out list I found of all the words R* censors:

https://imgur.com/opoSDoB

(Changed to album link because timg didn't make it a thumbnail properly)

I like most of those, although I don't get "cumflaps" specifically being banned. Lol @not being able to say any version of "Rockstar" you can imagine, or just "Xbox"

Ripper Swarm
Sep 9, 2009

It's not that I hate it. It's that I loathe it.

Inspector Hound posted:

Lol @not being able to say any version of "Rockstar" you can imagine, or just "Xbox"


That's to prevent people scamming by impersonating Rockstar/Xbox support staff.

Yes, you would have to be very dumb to fall for that scam, and yet...

Ripper Swarm fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jan 5, 2020

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Ripper Swarm posted:

That's to prevent people scamming by impersonating Rockstar/Xbox support staff.

Yes, you would have indeed to be very dumb to fall for that scam and yet...

Hello, plz giev me ur password? I'm president of lanoiredev, joe cumflaps

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