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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

name another candidate. you better not say tonkatsu shows mfer

i just think that anything thoroughly established for millennia is a bad candidate for a pinnacle of modern invention

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Squinky v2.0 posted:

he made the city smell less like piss

thank u, this is more accurate

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1213631435573284864

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/PolitiKurd/status/1212955762705731584?s=20

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

the guy who oversaw the creation of londons sewer system was knighted and his descendant are actual poo poo knights

honi soit qui cummy pants

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Grondoth posted:

I wonder if Trump knows Iraq is going to kick us out today

Not when the US military goes “Make me” and raspberries/farts like in “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Grondoth posted:

No, they're voting on a new thing that seems like it's got the votes to pass cause Iraq is rather peeved at us right now

huh, weird

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Squizzle posted:

i just think that anything thoroughly established for millennia is a bad candidate for a pinnacle of modern invention

2 millennia is like an incredibly short period of time given the entireity of humanity

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

the tweets remind me of his spat with KJU

but the actions... the actions make me think differently

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


also it's not like we've come up with anything else as comparably impactive lol

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
:rip: grondoth

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

SKULL.GIF posted:

the guy who went "holy gently caress this is hosed I'll fix this" for paris is considered one of the greatest architects of all time because he made the city stop smelling like piss

it still smells like piss but i imsgine its a lot better than it used to be

paging my man kurtofan

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
what if this is all a ploy to get some of those delicious freedom fries back

regular fries just aren’t the same

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

just spent Two Thousand Dollars upgrading My Dingus

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Chinatown posted:

this is nice. however.

i hope an iranian ballistic missile lands directly and precisely on my freaking BALLS.

hell, same

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

SKULL.GIF posted:

also it's not like we've come up with anything else as comparably impactive lol

id argue that cars are as much of a big deal

maybe just “the engine” though

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
what if iran arms the swamp maoists

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

i just think that anything thoroughly established for millennia is a bad candidate for a pinnacle of modern invention

oh modern

yeah ok

probably the original gameboy

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
it's hard to imagine in today's toilet society, but until 1957 the Queens and Kings of England had to poop right on the floor of parliament

technology is a marvel

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

free em. i didnt see what they said but they were probably right

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

SKULL.GIF posted:

also it's not like we've come up with anything else as comparably impactive lol

the internet takes poo poo from my brain and zooms it away

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

cumshitter posted:

no he didnt

the french had all their noses guillotined off bing bong

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


802.11weed posted:

id argue that cars are as much of a big deal

maybe just “the engine” though

plumbing vs car culture

coming up next on celebrity deathmatch

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




not long until trump complains about the defensive carrier group spoiling the views of his lovely resort

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

eric ciaramella posted:

the internet takes poo poo from my brain and zooms it away

thank u for your service

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

DryGoods posted:

it's hard to imagine in today's toilet society, but until 1957 the Queens and Kings of England had to poop right on the floor of parliament

technology is a marvel

a feat made possible by donald trump, only of around age 11 at the time

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
the internet is full of piss if that’s our grading criteria

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

I get a time out for wishing Mitch tripped down the Grand Canyon instead of that stage, but Trump gets to openly threaten war with an entire country. Super cool poo poo, Twitter.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





poo poo man history

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

What deficit

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

these fools can't even obliquely threaten violence right smdh

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


pis

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

name another candidate. you better not say tonkatsu shows mfer

pork shows?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
if youre mad about twitter mods have u considered becoming potus

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





hello i am president

hello please do not poop on me

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no
language/agriculture , steel, plumbing, electricity, car, internet, truonmp

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Ah yes, gonna launch Operation Trillion Dollar Poopy Diaper if those Iranians step up

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Im going to puke at the naked endorsement of war crimes

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
did you know: some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Hell yes

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