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Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Raccooon posted:

I slept with a girl one time.

She grabbed my hand and placed it on a tumor of her breast. Telling me this was a possible breast cancer tumor.

I didn't know how to take it. So I said hang in their champ.

Regret that line

this is easily one of the greatest posts in trump thread history

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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Ayn Randi posted:

lmao donmel g trunp is the commander in chief of the united states military that's a real thing that he is haha

drat, really

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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im glad i keep a vm for these super skeezy website that wanna try imploring me to download random zips or fake no doubt ransoms ware filled flash updates

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

reignofevil posted:

inventing last names musta been such a cool time to be alive

'hey that dude? He's not gonna be phil anymore. Now he's Phil of Lip. We've made contact with the next city over and it turns out more than one person alive is named phil. What a trip.'
I'm Seymour. Seymour Butts.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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lmao i missed this post



lol

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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i think my computer drat near barfed all its ram out the last time poniard told me to make this bigger

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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im for real this time tho

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/305906786408480770

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
last name Withcomb. First name Phil. Middle name Myass.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Dolphin posted:

last name Withcomb. First name Phil. Middle name Myass.
/


(finally i understand what its spelling)



but seriously im sleeping now!!!

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it's like 6:17 in the morning aren't you supposed to be waking up

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/ZeinakhodrAljaz/status/1213783285400264704

everyone keeps saying they don't want war but we're lurching towards it anyways?? hrm

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Raccooon posted:

I slept with a girl one time.

She grabbed my hand and placed it on a tumor of her breast. Telling me this was a possible breast cancer tumor.

I didn't know how to take it. So I said hang in their champ.

Regret that line

:thunkher:

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Raccooon posted:

I slept with a girl one time.

She grabbed my hand and placed it on a tumor of her breast. Telling me this was a possible breast cancer tumor.

I didn't know how to take it. So I said hang in their champ.

Regret that line
Did you go with her to the mammogram?

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug
did trump announce which four star general he's offering up for tribute?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

haven't seen this mentioned elsewhere: https://twitter.com/SimonaFoltyn/status/1213744013733289986

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M79vDyKaG0

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008


Oh no, not part 4 section 1 of the SFA! Whatever shall Trump do?

:ohdear:

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
starting to think this whole international law thing is really just more actual guidelines

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Vim Fuego posted:

But Madame Speaker, under the Pelosi rule a president may lie to the public about the reasons for starting a war

Solido

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/chaseawinter/status/1213169719693455365

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


weak

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Raccooon posted:

I slept with a girl one time.

She grabbed my hand and placed it on a tumor of her breast. Telling me this was a possible breast cancer tumor.

I didn't know how to take it. So I said hang in their champ.

Regret that line

lmao

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
the leaders of the nip nip peep slip brigade....


they are no more. we gotem folks

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
so one of their guys committed suicide to damage a helicopter. good going.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Torpor is a shitzu dragging his rear end across the carpeting that is America. ... It was due for replacement anyway, I guess.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
are we at nuclear war yet

what about WALL

WHERE WALL

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

petit choux posted:

Torpor is a shitzu dragging his rear end across the carpeting that is America. ... It was due for replacement anyway, I guess.

:hmmyes: But what do the worms represent? Russia? Greed? Brain worms manifested as rear end worms?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

who's a person who the Iranians can kill, which will piss off the entire trump loyalist base, but allow independents and everyone else to shrug and not want a war?

Basically i'm all for that happening at this point

Jeez, just say Don Jr and be done with it. An anti-martyr for Trump's anti-Benghazi

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
tbf schumer and pelosi offered 25 billion

pelosi: I SAID NO! after i offered it

libs: next pres yaaaaaaaaasssss

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Dolphin posted:

starting to think this whole international law thing is really just more actual guidelines

an important feature of legal systems is that everyone living under that system is bound by it, whether they want to be or not. but in international law, nations have to consent to being part of the legal system. so, lol

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
hi i notice you murdered someone, is it ok if we prosecute you?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

baw posted:

hi i notice you murdered someone, is it ok if we prosecute you?

gosh, okay

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Watching interpol go after trump would be a sight to behold

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1213794787670790144

how apropos for the error page.

mornin' :coffee:

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

baw posted:

hi i notice you murdered someone, is it ok if we prosecute you?
prosecute my butthole lol

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

baw posted:

hi i notice you murdered someone, is it ok if we prosecute you?

murderer: no

prosecutor: ok fine. We must uphold our ideals for they are sacred, furthermore

libs: yaaaaaaaasssssssssssss

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

lorn Wayne posted:

are we at nuclear war yet

what about WALL

WHERE WALL

We finished the wall just after we pulled out of the middle east and brought the troops home, dummy

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
got him

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K9
May 6, 2007

Pooky posted:

Watching interpol go after trump would be a sight to behold

or a military coup supervised by the UN, chuds locked up in chain link compounds, maybe rough em up a little

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