SardonicTyrant posted:Explaining the duality of order vs. chaos with Pringles and Lays potato chips. Oh holy poo poo. Because Pringles are made from potato flakes every one is identical, thus counter-intuitively being an excellent analogy for a system in a state of maximum chaos, a system where no point is discernible from any other. ---------------- |
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| don't really know how to "land" this one but the basic premise is a terrorist who gets cold feet so he's trying to get the cia to drone his wedding | |
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Dec 30, 2019 19:41
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Dec 30, 2019 19:50
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The agent in charge of striking the wedding tries to use it as an opportunity to get his catering business off the ground. |
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Dec 30, 2019 19:52
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Dropping leaflets to the civilians in the area before the strike warning them of the immediate destruction of the area but also about a great deal for photography services for any future events they dont have to be weddings we take kids pics too |
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Dec 30, 2019 19:57
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cda posted:don't really know how to "land" this one but the basic premise is a terrorist who gets cold feet so he's trying to get the cia to drone his wedding |
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Dec 30, 2019 20:00
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Imagine being a 40k space marine, but instead of looking like chiseled bronze you look like Jared from Subway. |
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Dec 30, 2019 20:27
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cda posted:don't really know how to "land" this one but the basic premise is a terrorist who gets cold feet so he's trying to get the cia to drone his wedding sunni's just not that into you
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cda posted:don't really know how to "land" this one but the basic premise is a terrorist who gets cold feet so he's trying to get the cia to drone his wedding He's not even a terrorist, he's just a shopkeeper or something and it's an arranged marriage with someone he's not in love with. But on the prompting of his crazy friend, goes about pretending to be, like his friend tells him "it's easy, you just need to whisper a few key words into the phone, the CIA computers will pick it up", so he calls his betrothed and clears his throat and whispers "jihad" and she's like what, speak louder! And he's like nothing nothing dear it was just ahh the mailman! (which is secret code for terrorist strike or something unbeknownst to him). Hijinks occur but in the end it turns out his betrothed is a lovely woman and low key super hot so he falls in love with her anyway and regrets his decision but in the end things have been put in motion that he can't stop. Maybe they get drone striked or maybe they're saved at the end by more madcap hijinks, I don't know yet. Ideally this would be a foreign language film. |
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| when posting on mobile i always make sure to edit out any autocorrected capitalization to maintain my posting brand | |
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Dec 31, 2019 05:16
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In prehistoric times, they didn't have the scientific method or advanced reasoning or the like. They instead tried everything. So one guy was tasked with burying everything he could find, so that's how we get agriculture. One guy was tasked with pissing on everything and that's how we get leatherworking. Actually scratch that, the guy who pissed on everything only get halfway through before dying, his son did the rest. |
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A cheesy 90s pop song where the chorus is like "DUDES! DUDES! DUDES!" and the song is about hanging out with your dudes. |
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SardonicTyrant posted:A cheesy 90s pop song where the chorus is like "DUDES! DUDES! DUDES!" and the song is about hanging out with your dudes. If you're alone and you need a friend Someone to make you forget your problems Just come along my dude Take my hand I'll be your buddy tonight Whoa oh oh oh This is what I wanna do Let's have some fun What I want is me and yous Dudes dudes dudes dudes! Let's order in some foods We can hang out all night together From now until forever Dudes dudes dudes dudes I wanna hang, my dudes Let's hang out all night together Together in my room Everybody get on down The Vengadudes are back in town This is what I wanna do Let's have some fun What I want is me and yous Dudes dudes dudes dudes Let's order in some foods Let's hang out all night together From now until forever Dudes dudes dudes dudes I wanna hang, my dudes Let's hang out all night together… |
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Finger Prince posted:If you're alone and you need a friend remember how in the other thread we were talking about music collabs? off to a good start, my dude
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dude has a fan site called “Page of Wands” where he talks about all the different magic wands at length that he really wants to take off but his page is getting lost in google search results for tarot cards
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Jan 2, 2020 05:37
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the thread title is: bring out your dad I stand behind the front window, idly circling my hand over the condensation blocking my view. Peeping through the hole in the window I can see the dad pile has grown overnight. Body messily stacked on body now breaching the sight lines of the town notary. Today, they will come for papa and toss him on the rest like a fatherly tire onto a fatherly tire pile. Don't fret, for they are not dead. If you focus carefully you can see the whole pile shaking with infectious giggling. The dads know what they do. And if you're lucky, and gain audience near the mass of limbs and responsibly coloured sweaters, you will hear the source of the chuckling whenever one father, deep inside, refers to their act as the bubonic gag.
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an elaborately florid complaint letter to noodles and company regarding their utter refusal to add beyond a single stalk of cilantro to any given dish phrases to work in: crisp january day warming dish of peanut sate ordinarily bereft made special precautions i seek heaps, nay mounds that green goodness sriracha and skippy posing as peanut sauce blandness countermanded so much cilantro that it is still rubberbanded |
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Jan 3, 2020 05:59
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i seek a surfeit of stalks upon this sate |
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Jan 3, 2020 06:00
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ellie the beep posted:an elaborately florid complaint letter to noodles and company regarding their utter refusal to add beyond a single stalk of cilantro to any given dish pasta the point of no green-herb
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A night terrors rating site. |
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An endlessly repeating animated gif of Soundwave transforming into a cassette, flying into the open chest of a robot form Soundwave rising up into frame behind it.
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Jan 6, 2020 04:39
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just pretend I posted an elaborate retelling of The Captain's Red Shirt here |
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Jan 6, 2020 10:40
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It isn't illegal to wear a blanket and pajama bottoms to drop your child off at school, so I don't understand why everyone keeps looking at me like it is. |
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Jan 9, 2020 04:17
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:A night terrors rating site. Pretty good tbh |
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Jan 9, 2020 04:25
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I kept fever dreaming of a thread about pix of tim burton with funny captions |
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Jan 9, 2020 04:33
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Bear Necessities in the modern era. |
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Jan 9, 2020 05:06
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Bear Necessities in the modern era. Simply 4g Instagram it's just the bear nec |
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Heather Papps posted:Simply 4g Instagram it's just the bear nec Hibernatr to find a hibernation partner |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Bear Necessities in the modern era. If you click on "rawdog," from your office chair And your boss sees the access logs, well then next time beware Don't click those dick-filled links near your boss When you click a link do it in your loft But you don't need to use your loft When you bribe IT to erase those logs Have I given you a clue? |
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google THIS posted:If you click on "rawdog," from your office chair Dang. This is good. |
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plant memoirs photosynthesis: a life
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Manifisto posted:plant memoirs A tumbleweeds journey My life, as told through one thousand bongrips: the autobiography of Mary Jane |
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to all the bees I've loved before
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Stuck in a copyright battle over the name sub-burger. The other guy made a burger that fits on a sub roll, whereas my burger begs you to eat it. |
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SardonicTyrant posted:Stuck in a copyright battle over the name sub-burger. The other guy made a burger that fits on a sub roll, whereas my burger begs you to eat it. Reminds me of of my new snack mix. 
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a question inspired by my grandfather: what do you call tightey-whiteys that aren't white, and if you say briefs i don't believe you
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owlhawk911 posted:a question inspired by my grandfather: what do you call tightey-whiteys that aren't white, and if you say briefs i don't believe you Cheap hotels (no ballroom) |
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owlhawk911 posted:a question inspired by my grandfather: what do you call tightey-whiteys that aren't white, and if you say briefs i don't believe you Budgie smugglers |
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