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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVH4XIGxAjA

only baseball moment I can think of

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

I know you're lying because this isn't Randy Johnson murdering a bird

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

I’m sad the Cubs forever ruined the Bartman incident by winning. It was fun how mad they got about that.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Intruder posted:

I know you're lying because this isn't Randy Johnson murdering a bird

oh yeah I forgot that bird, maybe also george brett talk about how he shat his pants

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

fsif posted:

I heard Micah Hyde.

Nah, Jordan Poyer is married to an incredibly attractive Instagram model and Poyer got back at her by sleeping with a different incredibly attractive Instagram model.

The whole stupid mess is detailed pretty well if you want to look into it but it’s just as dumb as it sounds.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Ah. Makes more sense that way. Guess my source just mixed up the safeties.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I googled this because of you guys and I hate that I did so

It sounds like a bunch of terrible people being terrible to each other

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Next weeks matchups don’t seem as good.

Maybe Titans Ravens?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Next weeks matchups don’t seem as good.

Maybe Titans Ravens?

Packers Seahawks is going to be lit

I'm like 90% sure the other three games will be blowouts

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Next weeks matchups don’t seem as good.

Maybe Titans Ravens?

Texans Chiefs has amazing clownball potential.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
It sucks that the NFC seeding has given us 49ers/Vikings and Packers/Seahawks instead of the other way around

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Watch, the Ravens are going to choke and it’ll be a lopsided loss for them.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

seiferguy posted:

Watch, the Ravens are going to choke and it’ll be a lopsided loss for them.

I said blowout, I didn't say what kind of blowout :geno:

But for real I think Seahawks Packers is going to be the only watchable game next week

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Vikings are the only virtuous choice in the NFC as they are the only remaining team without a super bowl win

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Otoh they're named after people who literally raped, murdered, and pillaged. Plus their lovely stadium is only good at killing thousands of birds.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Sorry your team isnt named after something cool.

:shrug:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Hot Diggity! posted:

Otoh they're named after people who literally raped, murdered, and pillaged. Plus their lovely stadium is only good at killing thousands of birds.

Yea but your team is in Wisconsin though

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

OxySnake posted:

Sorry your team isnt named after something cool.

:shrug:

What could possibly be cooler than the glorious working class who built this nation?

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

BGrifter posted:

What could possibly be cooler than the glorious working class who built this nation?

You mean slaves?

Tres Burritos
Sep 3, 2009

Hot Diggity! posted:

Otoh they're named after people who literally raped, murdered, and pillaged. Plus their lovely stadium is only good at killing thousands of birds.

This is a league that still has the Redskins.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Hot Diggity! posted:

Otoh they're named after people who literally raped, murdered, and pillaged.

sounds like my tuesdays!!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Hot Diggity! posted:

Otoh they're named after people who literally raped, murdered, and pillaged. Plus their lovely stadium is only good at killing thousands of birds.

It took me a second to think that you weren't referencing the Minnesota Vikings boat orgy.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

seiferguy posted:

Watch, the Ravens are going to choke and it’ll be a lopsided loss for them.

I'll watch but this thing won't happen. The Titans are less scary to me today then they were Saturday morning. The stats lie, Ryan Tannehill is still Ryan Tannehill. Henry is the truth, but it'll be hard to feed him the rock when the Ravens are up on them by 21.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

DariusLikewise posted:

Vikings are the only virtuous choice in the NFC as they are the only remaining team without a super bowl win

But if I pull for the Seahawks and Ravens then the Super Bowl could truly be a Superb Owl.

Superbird Bowl? gently caress if I know...

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
We're long overdue for a Birdbowl.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Otoh they're named after people who literally raped, murdered, and pillaged. Plus their lovely stadium is only good at killing thousands of birds.

Guys, I'm torn. Which ridiculous troll opinion should I go with?


option a: I mean... name me a culture that is sinless.

choice 2: it's kind of racist of you to base your view of all vikings on christian propaganda that at best only applies to a small group of vikings. For all you know the team is inspired by Bjorn the Farmer and Nils the Pacifist.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Chichevache posted:

choice 2: it's kind of racist of you to base your view of all vikings on christian propaganda that at best only applies to a small group of vikings. For all you know the team is inspired by Bjorn the Farmer and Nils the Pacifist.

If it helps any viking was an act (to the people we think of as vikings), they didn't think of themselves that way. They'd just go viking now and then, which happened to be when all the sacking and pillaging happened.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Chichevache posted:

Guys, I'm torn. Which ridiculous troll opinion should I go with?


option a: I mean... name me a culture that is sinless.

choice 2: it's kind of racist of you to base your view of all vikings on christian propaganda that at best only applies to a small group of vikings. For all you know the team is inspired by Bjorn the Farmer and Nils the Pacifist.

I would've leaned into "but enough about miners during the gold rush" if he didn't reference the stadium. Between those I gotta say 2

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
jesus christ who cares

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Despera posted:

jesus christ who cares

If you don't see the need to help Chiche troll better than he usually does I can't help you.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I love that Chiche made Kawalimus break kayfabe earlier and have a newfound respect for him

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Off Topic Hot Take: All sports are good and fun

On Topic Hot Take: I'd be ok with Brady running off a couple more SBs as long as it's with a loser franchise like the Browns or Chargers. I think it would be cool for him to appear in more SBs than any other team (he only has to clear the Patriots).

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
"Tom Brady was beaten by the Titans on January 4, 2020."

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Viking was a job, not a culture.

Also, the greatest thing the Vikings accomplished was removing gender agreement from the English language.

A.o.D. fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Jan 6, 2020

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Ravens over Titans is the biggest playoff lock since 2013 Bengals over Chargers.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
"All Scandanavians are bad" isn't a take I expected to see on a Monday morning

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mega64 posted:

"Tom Brady was beaten by the Titans on January 4, 2020."

:hai:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Ryan Tannehill is better than Lamar as he has won a playoff game. Advantage titans

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Intruder posted:

"All Scandanavians are bad" isn't a take I expected to see on a Monday morning

I'm not complaining about the language thing.

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

this works but now I'm thingkin about the title. stick with "count me out"?

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