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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

Of the nine countries that have nukes, only one has ever used them.

Why that country and its leaders must be monstrous!

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mdemone posted:

they're kinda up poo poo creek in terms of not having any good options, I don't envy 'em

kinda big leaue ⬆️ 💩 creek
https://twitter.com/rezamarashi/status/1214031185816350720?s=20

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

remembering sailver

:911:

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
lmao george lopez owns
https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1213971559876059138?s=19
go check the rest of the chuds melting down on twitter. think kirk has written like 10 tweets already

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Tirade posted:

the entire world has forgotten the horror of actual war and it's super depressing

mostly just america, because they havent had a war on their soil in over a hundred years

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!
Felix is like the worst chapo for normie podcasts, I'm starting to think the pod save guys weren't familiar with that show!

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the crazy thing about owning nukes is the tacit implication that you're willing to murder millions of innocent people if you don't get your way

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Iron Crowned posted:

So, the US will be the new North Korea

No, more like the new britain

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

eric ciaramella posted:

mostly just america, because they havent had a war on their soil in over a hundred years

What about the war on drugs mister?!?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1214203843925426176?s=20
Lmao

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Hatebag posted:

No, more like the new britain

:hai:

one of us one of us

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

lmao george lopez owns
https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1213971559876059138?s=19
go check the rest of the chuds melting down on twitter. think kirk has written like 10 tweets already

Haha god drat

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/detachment_red/status/1214206876029739011

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Bananasaurus Rex posted:

lmao george lopez owns
https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1213971559876059138?s=19
go check the rest of the chuds melting down on twitter. think kirk has written like 10 tweets already

The left is getting better at comedy and it's making chuds nervous.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
is there seriously an 80 million dollar bounty on trump's head?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Apraxin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1214052256066265089
brb, going to use my time machine to go back and tell LF that in the distant year 2020 president donald trump’s court memesmith will have a sincere thread of a dozen tweets calling out getfiscal because he failed to understand him doing a bit about the president’s threat to destroy Iranian cultural sites

lmao at all this still

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


tenderjerk posted:

Felix is like the worst chapo for normie podcasts, I'm starting to think the pod save guys weren't familiar with that show!

he's also the worst chapo at using microphones. Just point your mouth at the dang thing and keep it there!

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Good soup! posted:

Haha god drat

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

lorn Wayne posted:

remembering sailver

:911:

Here we are, face to face
A couple of Sailver Spoons.
Hopin' to find, we're two of a kind
Making a go, making it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.
Together, taking the time each day.
To learn all about those things you just can't buy.
Two Sailver spoons together.

You and I together (We're going to find our way)
You and I together (We're going to find our way)
You and I together.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





is this a promise not to nuke them

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



punchymcpunch posted:

ok that one is good

it's even better if you read it in the scottish accent that the joking computer presumably has since it's from aberdeen

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


The Alpha Centauri posted:

is there seriously an 80 million dollar bounty on trump's head?

Iranian dollars but ya.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Bananasaurus Rex posted:

lmao george lopez owns
https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1213971559876059138?s=19
go check the rest of the chuds melting down on twitter. think kirk has written like 10 tweets already

ive noticed for years now that right wingers like to capitalize "Left" like that while it doesnt seem like people capitalize "right" as often?? or am i just imagining this

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

gently caress this all makes sense to me

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
You'd think that conservatives and Iran would get along since they both want to dominate and totally control women while otherizing, subjugating and enslaving groups of people.

The only reason they can't get along is because they can't agree on which invisible, all knowing sky man is real.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


lorn Wayne posted:

:hai:

one of us one of us

I just hope we get french fry sandwiches out of the deal

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Tainen posted:

are any of these states winner takes all?

iirc democrats don't do winner take all primaries. in republican primaries some states are winner take all and some are proportional.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Apraxin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1214052256066265089
brb, going to use my time machine to go back and tell LF that in the distant year 2020 president donald trump’s court memesmith will have a sincere thread of a dozen tweets calling out getfiscal because he failed to understand him doing a bit about the president’s threat to destroy Iranian cultural sites

lol

Is this one of those guys who yells about how the left can't meme or whatever

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

The Alpha Centauri posted:

is there seriously an 80 million dollar bounty on trump's head?

do you want more

*puts on glasses, checks account*

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

lmao george lopez owns
https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1213971559876059138?s=19
go check the rest of the chuds melting down on twitter. think kirk has written like 10 tweets already
lol they're such babies

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

exquisite tea posted:

Iranian dollars but ya.

but once Bernie revalues the irani dinar they will be the only rich person in america

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

tacodaemon posted:

ive noticed for years now that right wingers like to capitalize "Left" like that while it doesnt seem like people capitalize "right" as often?? or am i just imagining this

nah, idiot olds like to capitalize things randomly like it matters or some poo poo

like look at any pmurt media post for example

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Hot Karl Marx posted:

can someone run this through smile.exe please

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

tacodaemon posted:

ive noticed for years now that right wingers like to capitalize "Left" like that while it doesnt seem like people capitalize "right" as often?? or am i just imagining this

It's a way of making The Other seem Scary.

Also George Lopez is funny now? 12 year old me would be surprised

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




TMMadman posted:

You'd think that conservatives and Iran would get along since they both want to dominate and totally control women while otherizing, subjugating and enslaving groups of people.

The only reason they can't get along is because they can't agree on which invisible, all knowing sky man is real.

these days it's mostly cause they're brown though

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

DOH

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



loling at trump still harping on Iran when he should be focusing on getting the gently caress out of iraq

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

Apraxin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1214052256066265089
brb, going to use my time machine to go back and tell LF that in the distant year 2020 president donald trump’s court memesmith will have a sincere thread of a dozen tweets calling out getfiscal because he failed to understand him doing a bit about the president’s threat to destroy Iranian cultural sites

the only thing that has brought me any amount of joy today is seeing somebody get this owned by a getfiscal media post

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Cao Ni Ma posted:

loling at trump still harping on Iran when he should be focusing on getting the gently caress out of iraq

our troops staying there are the sanctions he was talking about

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i still have trouble wrapping my brain around the fact that getfiscal is a regular contributor to Harper's magazine now

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