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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
a shitshow

https://twitter.com/halbritz/status/1214296869322579970?s=20

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Yes, we're leaving Iraq.

Yes, the letter is real.

No, we're not leaving Iraq.

No, the letter was a draft.

:psyduck:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
this is the greatest clown show in the history of the planet, no wonder Ringling Brothers shut down in the face of such competition

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Humanity's epitaph, probably.

Like the King Crimson song of the same name goes "The fate of all mankind, I fear, is in the hands of fools"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The Three Stooges would make better leaders. Even the ones from the Farrelly Bros. movie.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
accidental draft releases, known things to happen out of staffing offices for commanders of joint task forces

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Vasudus posted:

accidental draft releases, known things to happen out of staffing offices for commanders of joint task forces

And it was delivered to the Iraqi military!

https://twitter.com/LizSly/status/1214297805659017222?s=19

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

Yes, we're leaving Iraq.

Yes, the letter is real.

No, we're not leaving Iraq.

No, the letter was a draft.

:psyduck:
I'm sorry you don't understand glorious leader's brilliant plan.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Casimir Radon posted:

I'm sorry you don't understand glorious leader's brilliant plan.

I think it's very clever: he's trying to confuse everyone to death.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Haha General Milley getting the boot

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I've had memorandums written that had to be signed by a 2-star get bounced six times for tone.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Haha General Milley getting the boot

In this administration, even the 4-stars sound like dril.

https://twitter.com/KT_So_It_Goes/status/1214302712659161088?s=19

Also it's probably going to be the 1-star that gets shitcanned or something.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Vasudus posted:

I've had memorandums written that had to be signed by a 2-star get bounced six times for tone.

Memoranda?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
after three years of mere incompetence, malice, and negligence, this is the purestrain Trump administration we were promised

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

trump is gonna mr magoo his way into a loving nobel peace prize

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Memorandii

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Memento Mori

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Memorandipodes.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Hahahah guess who released the memo first? Hint: it wasn't the Iraqi government, they leaked it to the Iraqi media later.

https://twitter.com/LizSly/status/1214302632879243265?s=19

THINGS ARE GOING WELL WITH THE MEMORAMADINGDONGS

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
The Memorandalorian

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Memos random.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Memorandonomicon.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
look i don't write them

i supervise

Patware
Jan 3, 2005

istanbul, not memorandinople

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Proud Christian Mom posted:

The Memorandalorian

Co-star: baby hands

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

lolin that iran-affiliated media released the memo first

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
The memorandichlorian count indicates the US will Jedi out of there

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Making the Bush Admin look more and more like a well oiled and stable machine every day.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
Wasn't that furry from the photo a few months ago in the 82nd? I wonder if he'll get deployed

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Woodchip posted:

The memorandichlorian count indicates the US will Jedi out of there

Outlook Cloudy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Enterprise_Defense_Infrastructure

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Memorandumb.





C'mon son

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I know that every day is dumber but holy God this is astonishing

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
none of this matters, we're all gonna memorandie

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Slam-a-lam-a-randum.

Odradek
May 23, 2007

Don't hate me because I'm cute

bulletsponge13 posted:

Can anyone give me an actual, legit reason why Iran shouldn't have the bomb? Because the only reason I've been given is "they hate America!" And their rhetoric against Israel- which is a two way street.

If I was an Iranian leader, I would follow the wisdom that "The U.S. won't invade a country with nuclear weapons." Worked pretty good for 'lil Kim.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Everyone saw what happened to Libya and went 'gently caress that'

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Aussies have emptied out the vehicle bay on the HMAS Choules and are using it to house and evac people and their pets

Edit: decent size bote

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/HMAS_Choules_FBE_2014.JPG/1200px-HMAS_Choules_FBE_2014.JPG

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Vasudus posted:

Everyone saw what happened to Libya and went 'gently caress that'

Which is kinda weird since what brought Gaddafi down was an internal civil war and allied airpower. What was he going to do, nuke Benghazi?

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Which is kinda weird since what brought Gaddafi down was an internal civil war and allied airpower. What was he going to do, nuke Benghazi?

Would the allied air power have happened without the nukes? Would the civil war have ousted him if it weren't for the air power? Giving up the nukes certainly didn't prevent him from getting sodomized with a knife.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Acebuckeye13 posted:

Which is kinda weird since what brought Gaddafi down was an internal civil war and allied airpower. What was he going to do, nuke Benghazi?
He probably does think it's the capital. Of course that supposed he has the brainpower to associate Benghazi with Libya, and it's not just some word he shrieks to rile up other idiots.

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